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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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1/6/2005 at 05:46

Vas, I need to change my account name. I think noone knows who I am, considering I am in the IRC on a daily basis, fucking assholes.

Anyhow, I also run a part-time Kenpo Karate studio. Bitches.






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1/6/2005 at 05:51

I am a dumbass. I go to school. This semester I am dissecting stuff. I have sharp blades and blunt probes.






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1/6/2005 at 05:55

grafisk69: Vas, I need to change my account name. I think noone knows who I am, considering I am in the IRC on a daily basis, fucking assholes.



CAVEAT: I think Vas or Cube or someone told me on IRC once that changing your account name nulls all your forum posts. Maybe I was drunk. I dunno.






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1/6/2005 at 06:23

Dumbskull: I am a dumbass. I go to school. This semester I am dissecting stuff. I have sharp blades and blunt probes.



Can we assume that the B&C better not get you kicked off the 'net this year? 'Cos now you know exactly how to take him apart.

[Edited on 6/1/2005 by dragonstaff]






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1/6/2005 at 08:31

im a truckdriver






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1/6/2005 at 09:51

Land Surveyor, iconoclast, maniac, part time writer, part time minister. Former geologist, former archaeologist, former spelunker.

I've been self employed for so long I can't understand why any one would, of their own volition be a cube ranch prarie dog.






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1/6/2005 at 16:07

grafisk69: Vas, I need to change my account name. I think noone knows who I am, considering I am in the IRC on a daily basis, fucking assholes.
Email me with details.



Ragoo: CAVEAT: I think Vas or Cube or someone told me on IRC once that changing your account name nulls all your forum posts. Maybe I was drunk. I dunno.
NOP. You retain everything. Rads, comments, everything.






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1/6/2005 at 16:16

I'm a student at a shit university, attempting to transfer into a good one, I work part time construction and random shit. I was doing office temping for a while and may get back into that.






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1/6/2005 at 16:58

Sexninja, your avatar is worse than normal.
I laugh in your general direction.






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1/6/2005 at 18:23

mrdoodoo: im a truckdriver


What kind of truck?






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1/13/2005 at 09:34

I was hired to convert a companies dBase set of apps to Windows using .NET, they keep finding other shit for me to do though. Oh and the sales department keep selling vaporware (prior to consulting me) that I then have to write and me team is just me and two other programmers.






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1/13/2005 at 09:58

I am studying grapic and web design. But before having the ankle biters I worked as a youth worker.






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1/13/2005 at 13:50

For mind, I am a student of biological anthoropology, research concentration on human variation. I just recently got involved with the Forensic Anthro. dept. at my University, but only in the capacity of a do-boy grad student so far. It's pretty cool though to come in and have somebody mascerating (defleshing) a cranium by boiling that fucker in a big, stainless vat. Smells like fuckin raman noodles cooking, i shit you not!

For money, I work at the International Center on campus. Basically, I help students from all over the world come here and study. Mostly zipper and/or curry heads.






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1/13/2005 at 13:58

Senor_Smoke:
straydog1980: currently office manager for the branch I work in (pest control).




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1/13/2005 at 16:35

chronos: For mind, I am a student of biological anthoropology, research concentration on human variation. I just recently got involved with the Forensic Anthro. dept. at my University


Hot damn that's creepy and fascinating. Blowflys and maggots and adipocere?
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1/27/2005 at 23:08

Grad student in biotech/cell bio/biophysics by day.
Eh... pretty much the same by night, unfortunately.
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1/27/2005 at 23:35

HOLY smart crap, another physical anthropologist and a cell biologist... the LS IQ just went up a few points.

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1/28/2005 at 00:21

I posted already but thought I'd elaborate.

I'm a student at the University of Michigan, currently switching from a Philosophy concentration to a Psychology concentration. I'm also a German minor and a Polish minor. I manage a couple shifts at a University cafeteria, work 4 hours a week at a preschool for one of my psych courses, and just applied to a restaurant/bar around the corner.
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1/28/2005 at 00:29

Warning to all you grad students out there: Linkswarm is harmful to dissertation progress!






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1/28/2005 at 00:44

I am he as you are he as you are me as we are all together, see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm dying.






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1/28/2005 at 00:51

My degree and partial grad work is in economics with a focus on developing economies and Minors in I.S., Religious Studies, Anthropology/Archaeology (even had class with chronos – woot) however I have never really worked close to my field. Past jobs include but are not limited to: Lifeguard, Skeet Shooting Instructor, Data Analyst, Quality Assurance Director, Jr. Oracle DBA, Web Developer, Yacht First Mate & Capitan. My last ‘professional’ position was with a German Linux based thin client firm; a whole Suit and Tie affair. A little more than a year ago I had a real F-IT! Monday morning where I closed my laptop at 10:30am, walked out and went surfing never to return to office life again. I still haven’t cut my hair or worn a tie since! I now own a tropical plant nursery. I also appraise and write up antiques most of which end up on e-bay.

I 110% agree with azron. I truly felt as if I were being raised to be soft and tender human-veal working in the office environment. Self employed is the way to be! It was a little tough at first, but absolutely worth it in the end. A boss is someone you pay to tell you what to do.







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1/28/2005 at 04:18

In my past life I was a electronic hardware engineer/project mangager....consulting....spent some time in and out of job-jail. I've owned a jewelry & custom millinary store and if you knew what I know, you would NEVER buy jewelry at a retail store.

My last marriage broke me however and I am now on SSI disability. I have a "get out of jail fee" card because I am a mental health patient (now you know why I am with azron)...well maybe that is not why...he's really good in bed.

Now I work part time at the local airport in a barter arrangement for private pilot flying lessons. Now don't you feel safe in the sky?







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1/28/2005 at 04:47

You continue to tease with the declaration that az is all stud, but we have yet to see the proof. Post the pictures!






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1/28/2005 at 07:02

Y'all have known him longer than me....I had to hunt him down and you had this incredible Love God right before you ALL THE TIME. YOUR LOSS. Game Over.






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1/28/2005 at 13:20

HellKat: ...if you knew what I know, you would NEVER buy jewelry at a retail store.


TELL ME MORE, PLZ!
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1/28/2005 at 13:39

HellKat: Y'all have known him longer than me....I had to hunt him down and you had this incredible Love God right before you ALL THE TIME. YOUR LOSS. Game Over.


TELL ME NO MORE OF THIS PLZZ!!!!1111






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1/28/2005 at 13:42

what do you want to know? Traditional markup for jewelry is 300%-400% because of the cost of holding inventory and the fluctuation of the price of gold. Diamonds are the most plentiful gemstone on earth, yet one of the most expensive. DeBeers has convinced every woman in the world that she has to have diamonds or she is not "special" or some crap like that. I can go on and on from here, maybe it is time to start a journal if anyone wants to know the truth.






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1/28/2005 at 13:48

I'm a technical writer, documenting non-intuitive software written by code monkeys for clueless users who can't or won't read. My cock is a masked crime fighter named El Santo who struggles to keep the world safe from LOki. El Santo says you're welcome.
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1/28/2005 at 14:10

I work for Research In Motion, bringing you the BlackBerry.
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1/28/2005 at 15:22

Heather: Hot damn that's creepy and fascinating. Blowflys and maggots and adipocere?

Yep, like CSI, only way less cheesy TV impossibility and way more tedious reality. I'm looking forward to participating in some real cases in the future, but I'm still in the classroom most of the time and don't yet have a functional role in the lab. Soon, though.








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