Jacket
Tender vittles  Posts: 23 Registered: 12/20/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 14:29 |
Just curious as to what the swarmers do for a living.
I'm a pee-on at a local newspaper.
What do you guys do?
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ragoo
We are not amused.   SSHOLEPosts: 664 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 15:13 |
I recently started a new job, running a non-profit organization that provides support, advocacy and special education services for individuals with autism. Been at it about a month.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1624 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 15:25 |
I'm the continuous improvement co-ordinator at an electroplating plant, boring stuff.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 858 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 15:35 |
I am the marketing/design director for an irrigation company, that irrigates golf courses, oil rigs and farmlands in the midwestern US. I also freelance as an artist for companies such as Titleist golf balls.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 897 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 15:58 |
I'm doing my PhD in Microbial Physiology and Molecular Biology.
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 673 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 16:00 |
I'm a retired auto tech and I do the paperwork at my mothers florist.
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 16:11 |
I work graveyards (11p-7a) as an auditor. 30 years of construction, now I'm a fucking accountant. And people ask me why I'm bitter.....
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1122 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 16:42 |
I train monkeys to remove asbestos.
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Senor_Smoke
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 312 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 16:51 |
I am a monkey,that trained myself to do absolutely nothing but
sit at my computer and commit extreme acts of piracy.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 858 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 17:15 |
Hey Bobo, I was always curious about people who remove asbestos. How does that work? Where does asbestos still reside? Over pipes? Old insulation? Do you have to dress up in alien suits to remove? Do you scrape it? Hmmm
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 17:21 |
I'm a part-time programmer/sysadmin and a broke-ass college student (for one more semester!). I also work in a research/design lab at my university.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4469 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 18:16 |
I was hired to put our software on companies' servers and make sure the configuration and featureset worked and suited their needs.
I found this mind-numbingly dull, so I wrote myself and my team out of a job by automating 98% of it, and now I'm responsible for automating other "stuff" and serving as a "subject matter resource" when the people we consistently hire to work with computers don't know how computery stuff works.
When I'm sitting at my work desk not working on automating "stuff", I lead a small but fierce cult hungry for social revolution and an overall increase in ocelot.
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MadTurk
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 167 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 18:31 |
Fuking sociologist.
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLEPosts: 1122 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 18:43 |
Grafiks: yes asbestos is still everywhere and yes you dress in alien suits to remove it. I don't remove it, I just train and monitor those who do.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 590 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 19:28 |
My profession is architecture. I currently work mostly in renovations to existing stuff.
Grafiks: Asbestos is fucking everywhere in buildings built in the 70's and earlier: pipe insulation, old vinyl floor tile, ceiling tiles, attic insulation, you mother's bullshit pussy, you name it. In fact, it is still used in stuff.
FYI: CLICK ME BITCH |
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLEPosts: 1122 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 20:22 |
Asbestos is a plague from Canada. The Asbestos Institute is also from Canada. I smell Conspiracy. or Dumbskull, I can't tell which.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1624 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 20:39 |
HOBO: Asbestos is a plague from Canada. The Asbestos Institute is also from Canada. I smell Conspiracy. or Dumbskull, I can't tell which.
HOBO is a closet Canadian, his real occupation is to spread the joy of asbestos to all your capitalistic-pig-dog American schools.
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 21:06 |
I am a college student who steals things, though I doubt I can make a living off of it...yet.
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 484 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 21:08 |
I am the God of Mischief.
I used to write painfully long articles for Megarad, but no one cares about the site anymore.
Now, I hold forth opinions on topics I know nothing about.
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 612 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 21:15 |
Analyst. Utility consulting. Water, electricity and gas. Building data models based on teeny tiney incriments of energy/money/resources/ratchets and forecast the models till they blow up to billions of dollars.
I relate deeply to Vas's comments. I automate like a lazy skank. If I could spend 30 minutes building a macro that will prevent me from repetitive tasks that would only take 15 minutes...then I build the macro. Why? Because I have poor impulse control and absolutely no discipline. I LIKE working in VB, I don't like brain numbing click/paste/formula/copy/hurl. |
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ran93r
Tender vittles  Posts: 42 Registered: 7/24/2003 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 21:16 |
Now, I hold forth opinions on topics I know nothing about.
Just like everyone else, ahhh only on the interweb.
Me, I just design stuff for money and pretend to know wtf PHP is. |
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 22:06 |
Let me respond using a graphical interpritation:
Me In action
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Jacket
Tender vittles Posts: 23 Registered: 12/20/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 22:10 |
Me, I just design stuff for money and pretend to know wtf PHP is.
LOL, This sounds familiar |
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 22:31 |
currently office manager for the branch I work in (pest control). I manage and control data entry and basic accounting, as well as customer concerns and technician questions. I'm that guy in the office that does all the random crap that needs to be done.
In a month I'm moving to Atlanta to start and run a brand new branch of my company, hopefully leading to boatloads of cash if I don't fuck it up.
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 425 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 22:46 |
I deliver for a shit restaurant to shit students who don't tip well and I am a shift manager at a dining hall here. And I'm a student.
I've had so many other shit jobs that I could go on for pages, but the most recent one I quit from was the hellhole known as Best Buy. As soon as I bought like 3 grand worth of stuff with my discount, I was outta there.
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 756 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 22:52 |
LOki: I am the God of Mischief.
I used to write painfully long articles for Megarad, but no one cares about the site anymore.
Now, I hold forth opinions on topics I know nothing about.
Post more articles, I still read them.
I spend my days doctoring sick forklift trucks.
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fastlane
Zombie scream style SSHOLEPosts: 673 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 22:57 |
Damn tiny...I mean qwerty you do look like an EvilStalker.
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 23:18 |
this is a better likeness to me. I'm buff and hawt!!
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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1/6/2005 at 01:08 |
I still don't have a job. As soon as someone quits/gets fired, I get to do laundry at some place that I still don't know the name of.
One time my friend paid me two dollars to design a site for him. I spent it on candy bars and soda.
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Senor_Smoke
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 312 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline
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1/6/2005 at 02:19 |
straydog1980: currently office manager for the branch I work in (pest control).
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