freakmachine
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Posts: 585 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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1/3/2005 at 04:01 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.  This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... I feel it necessary to post something.
Please let us know whether you like boobies too. Describe your favorite ones (size, shape, nipple size, etc) Pictures can be helpful.
NOTE: this is an excellent opportunity for noobs to participate.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1858 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/3/2005 at 05:52 |
I got boobies.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1514 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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1/3/2005 at 07:22 |
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Let's just cut the bullshit and get to the porn.
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Tagnut
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 219 Registered: 11/27/2004 Offline
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1/3/2005 at 08:59 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: ...
Let's just cut the bullshit and get to the porn.
"to" had the best boobies.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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1/3/2005 at 09:41 |
The world is a better more beautiful place because there are boobies in it.
I don't have a set of my own but my GF shares hers with me. That's a really nice thing for her to do.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 585 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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1/3/2005 at 15:47 |
azron123: The world is a better more beautiful place because there are boobies in it.
I don't have a set of my own but my GF shares hers with me. That's a really nice thing for her to do.
I love it when girls share. Note: promote world peace, share your boobies. |
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1104 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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1/3/2005 at 15:52 |
big round perky boobs are best
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bronco
Tender vittles  Posts: 7 Registered: 1/3/2005 Offline
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1/3/2005 at 18:03  |
love em all! small perky ones are best though! yowsa!!! |
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Tagnut
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 219 Registered: 11/27/2004 Offline
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1/3/2005 at 20:06 |
Please let us know whether you like boobies too.
for those who like boobs 
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 806 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 15:48 |
Mmmm, here is a list of things that must accompany a set of tits:
1. Stretch marks
2. Viens
3. Scabs
4. Much hair
5. Teeth marks, from someone else
6. Tattoos of a ship anchor/US flag
7. Ribs
8. Tumors
Yummy.
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Tagnut
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 219 Registered: 11/27/2004 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 16:33 |
9.Cosmetic surgery scars
10.Milk for the baby she's given up for adoption.
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/5/2005 at 21:46 |
I prefer titties to boobs. My brother's a boob. |
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Alipat
Tender vittles  Posts: 7 Registered: 12/17/2004 Offline
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1/24/2005 at 22:20 |
I like my titties cuz they're perky, and my best friends titties cuz they're big! |
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 552 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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1/24/2005 at 23:04 |
^LOL^k pics plz thx lol
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chronos
Tender vittles  Posts: 31 Registered: 11/15/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 00:08 |
Yay, breasts. I mean, how could you not like them? Laying your cheek betweet two loved breasts is just about enough to give a man dangerous altruistic pangs.
According to Tagnut's chart, the best are definitely the pointers, sweet potatoes, or oranges. Yeah, the produce section.
This is my style.
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 591 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 01:05 |
Strictly speaking of boobages, your offering was very nice Chronos. |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2379 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 01:07 |
Here is my vote

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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 591 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 01:16 |
Her nips are like coal.
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 530 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 02:24 |
AcheronDCS: ^LOL^k pics plz thx lol
i second that motion and supply the following examples of boobage.


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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1514 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 02:49 |
I third the motion and present nice, small clickable thumbnails.

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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 530 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 03:04 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: I third the motion and present nice, small clickable thumbnails.
point taken!
BITCH!
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1514 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 03:37 |
OH SNAPPLE FRUIT JUICE.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 03:43 |
The SexNinja knows porn!
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 644 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 04:16 |
And we are all better for it.
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Alipat
Tender vittles  Posts: 7 Registered: 12/17/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 05:14 |
AcheronDCS: ^LOL^k pics plz thx lol
Sorry, got none. And my digi camera has no batteries, I could take a pic when I get some. According to the chart, I'd say I have oranges.  |
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 530 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 14:16 |
I will buy you some batteries LOL 11!!!one
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HellKat
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 176 Registered: 1/19/2005 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 17:41 |
Batteries? I've got some doube D's hanging around.
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 591 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 19:10 |
Goodness Alipat, you’ve gotten the boys all in a thither.
You will have to follow through, sweetums. Take your Swarm-porn debut seriously, the alphas won’t let you forget it anytime soon.
Choose your pose with care. We all remember Zapple’s poor choice of lighting and accessories. And look what happened to him. |
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 585 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 19:27 |
Alipat, I will help you adjust your boobs for the photoshoot, and advise you hands-on for the best poses. Unless you are a transexual, in which case I nominate SexNinja to help you. But we still want pictures dammit. |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2379 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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1/25/2005 at 19:28 |
y0, Freak, I remember yer nice tittays
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