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1/3/2005 at 04:01
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...
I feel it necessary to post something.

Please let us know whether you like boobies too. Describe your favorite ones (size, shape, nipple size, etc) Pictures can be helpful.

NOTE: this is an excellent opportunity for noobs to participate.


 
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1/3/2005 at 05:52

I got boobies.






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1/3/2005 at 07:22

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Let's just cut the bullshit and get to the porn.






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1/3/2005 at 08:59

SexNinjaMcDeath: ...

Let's just cut the bullshit and get to the porn.


"to" had the best boobies.






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1/3/2005 at 09:41

The world is a better more beautiful place because there are boobies in it.

I don't have a set of my own but my GF shares hers with me. That's a really nice thing for her to do.






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1/3/2005 at 15:47

azron123: The world is a better more beautiful place because there are boobies in it.

I don't have a set of my own but my GF shares hers with me. That's a really nice thing for her to do.


I love it when girls share. Note: promote world peace, share your boobies.
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1/3/2005 at 15:52

big round perky boobs are best






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1/3/2005 at 18:03

love em all! small perky ones are best though! yowsa!!!
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Please let us know whether you like boobies too.


for those who like boobs






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1/5/2005 at 15:48

Mmmm, here is a list of things that must accompany a set of tits:

1. Stretch marks
2. Viens
3. Scabs
4. Much hair
5. Teeth marks, from someone else
6. Tattoos of a ship anchor/US flag
7. Ribs
8. Tumors

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9.Cosmetic surgery scars
10.Milk for the baby she's given up for adoption.








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1/5/2005 at 21:46

I prefer titties to boobs. My brother's a boob.
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1/24/2005 at 22:20

I like my titties cuz they're perky, and my best friends titties cuz they're big!
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1/24/2005 at 23:04

^LOL^k pics plz thx lol






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1/25/2005 at 00:08

Yay, breasts. I mean, how could you not like them? Laying your cheek betweet two loved breasts is just about enough to give a man dangerous altruistic pangs.

According to Tagnut's chart, the best are definitely the pointers, sweet potatoes, or oranges. Yeah, the produce section.

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1/25/2005 at 01:05

Strictly speaking of boobages, your offering was very nice Chronos.
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1/25/2005 at 01:07

Here is my vote

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1/25/2005 at 01:16

Her nips are like coal.

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1/25/2005 at 02:24

AcheronDCS: ^LOL^k pics plz thx lol


i second that motion and supply the following examples of boobage.









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1/25/2005 at 02:49

I third the motion and present nice, small clickable thumbnails.

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SexNinjaMcDeath: I third the motion and present nice, small clickable thumbnails.


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1/25/2005 at 03:37

OH SNAPPLE FRUIT JUICE.






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1/25/2005 at 03:43

The SexNinja knows porn!






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1/25/2005 at 04:16

And we are all better for it.






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AcheronDCS: ^LOL^k pics plz thx lol


Sorry, got none. And my digi camera has no batteries, I could take a pic when I get some. According to the chart, I'd say I have oranges.
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I will buy you some batteries LOL 11!!!one






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Batteries? I've got some doube D's hanging around.






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1/25/2005 at 19:10

Goodness Alipat, you’ve gotten the boys all in a thither.

You will have to follow through, sweetums. Take your Swarm-porn debut seriously, the alphas won’t let you forget it anytime soon.

Choose your pose with care. We all remember Zapple’s poor choice of lighting and accessories. And look what happened to him.
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1/25/2005 at 19:27

Alipat, I will help you adjust your boobs for the photoshoot, and advise you hands-on for the best poses. Unless you are a transexual, in which case I nominate SexNinja to help you. But we still want pictures dammit.
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1/25/2005 at 19:28

y0, Freak, I remember yer nice tittays






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