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5/18/2002 at 15:51
I thought everybody might like a little sex ketchup.

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8/20/2003 at 16:03

All I know is don't use Ketchup for lube...It BURNS...
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8/21/2003 at 03:28

I can only assume that you speak from personal experience.
Jesus! That's really fucked up.






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8/21/2003 at 03:31

i had a pretty bad mustard experience one time... when you run out of the good stuff.. you have to face the facts of your addiction and find alternatives..






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8/21/2003 at 11:42

Man mustard would burn 10 times more...what'd you do with it...you didn't stick the nozzle in you anus did you???

Ha Ha HA, that would be funny...So what was your bad experience with the mustard anyways?
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