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12/1/2004 at 12:25

no, the full effects seem to diminish after a few days, but now when I use my wipers occasionally, I notice that they are much more effective.

I suspect that I will need to reapply this again soon, but thats ok, it's cheap as fuk.






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12/1/2004 at 16:15

Rain-X is the shit.

The key to it's continued effectiveness is the pre-application preparation.

Wash the windshield, and then wipe it down with IP alcohol or acetone.






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I have this big problem with spiders. I hate them and they hate me. We hunt each other, and then when it's over the victor takes the spoils!
If you think I'm delusional think about the number of times you've found a spider under your pillow, after it spends a week watching you from the corner of your room? How often do spiders 'fall' onto you as you walk thru a door way? How often do the spiders in your house hide next to the light switch, waiting for a moment to pounce? I know they all out to get me and as such I have searched hi and low to find the ultimate spider killer.

1) Hornets - these cool little flying insects kept my huntsman spider problem at bay all last summer. I had a nest next to the door and they either killed all the spiders or scared them off because i think I only had 1 or 2 get into the house.

2) Industrial strength insect killer used in copious ammounts. I have found that spiders can hold there breath when they smell they regular spider spay from your local supermarket. So I asked a guy I knew who used to do pest control and he recommended a spray that you're only ment to spray outside as it is so potent. Ha ha ha I sprayed it inside and I havn't seen a spider in 6 months.... hmm also my Hornets are dead for some reason.






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12/1/2004 at 20:57

So I am working away on an exam study guide when the ball and chains comes running into the room with panic in his eyes. You have take care of this… NOW. I go into the kitchen and on the wall just a few feet above the reach of a very interested cat is a plump spider like creature that think he/she has found a warm home for the winter. I look closer. The ball and chain is yelling in the back... DO NOT SWAT THAT THING TOWARDS ME. I lean over towards the wall and gently grab hold of a leg with my fingers. Then I squeeze it very hard between my bare finger tips. I hear a cracking sound as the chitin shell breaks and feel the juices running over my fingers. As I walk out of the room to wash my hands, I turn towards the trembling ball and chain...

YA BIG PUSSY!









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12/1/2004 at 21:37

qwerty: I have this big problem with spiders. I hate them and they hate me. We hunt each other, and then when it's over the victor takes the spoils!


In honor of the first quality qwerty post, I bring you all:



Bananas in Pajamas.






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12/1/2004 at 21:48

Qwerty, the Boss has the same problem with huntsman spiders, but they gang up on her. Try having a whole nest of half grown ones fall on you from the ceiling as you lie in bed asleep.

DS, that is just plain cruel ( to the B&C). I think it was a cool way to deal with the thing but not one I could use.

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12/1/2004 at 21:51

Hey Vas, 1400 posts yaaaay!!






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12/2/2004 at 04:36

i've heard this is the bomb, but i haven't yet tried it.
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12/2/2004 at 07:59

I want a couple for the Boss but they dont ship foreign orders






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12/2/2004 at 08:44

Hey Qwerty, the Boss says that setting a few Mortein insect bombs off every few months does the trick with the spiders.






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12/2/2004 at 12:26

That looks awesome, CHILLOW FIGHT!






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12/2/2004 at 15:54

vasudeva:
qwerty: I have this big problem with spiders. I hate them and they hate me. We hunt each other, and then when it's over the victor takes the spoils!


In honor of the first quality qwerty post, I bring you all:



Bananas in Pajamas.

I think that the insect spay is starting to wear off and my brain can breathe again! I still think Duff is hot tho.

DragonStaff:
Qwerty, the Boss has the same problem with huntsman spiders, but they gang up on her. Try having a whole nest of half grown ones fall on you from the ceiling as you lie in bed asleep.

This reminds me of a story I read about a woman fitting the description of Dumbskull (woman? or hot babe!!) pleasuring herself on a piece of wood outside. unbeknownst to her, her vagina was being implanted with spider eggs. As it so happened the eggs hatched and the baby spiders fed on her sweet juices. She died a horrible death.








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12/2/2004 at 16:05

Try having a whole nest of half grown ones fall on you from the ceiling as you lie in bed asleep.
*shudder* I pulled down a blanket from a shelf 3+ feet above my head. The pile of blankets had a pitcher on top of it. I was tippy toed, pulling the blanket and scooting back the pitcher so it wouldn't fall on my head. And then it fell on my head. Raining a nest of millions of scorpions. They were in my hair, down my shirt, everywhere.

I like spiders. But I'd never have one as a pet. I am an emotional weakling and need the reciprocity that a mammal pet provides.
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12/2/2004 at 17:46

qwerty:
As it so happened the eggs hatched and the baby spiders fed on her sweet juices. She died a horrible death.


bullshit x72. show teh proof.






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12/2/2004 at 18:21

LORDKAHUNA: no, the full effects seem to diminish after a few days, but now when I use my wipers occasionally, I notice that they are much more effective.

I suspect that I will need to reapply this again soon, but thats ok, it's cheap as fuk.


LK, you should be getting advertising dollars for this thread.






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12/2/2004 at 18:54

I am getting my hip waders out... the shit is really getting deep in here now.






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12/2/2004 at 19:33

I agree with you Heather mammals are teh way to go. They are nice and warm and you can fuck em. She said reciprocity.






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12/2/2004 at 20:23

he said agree






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12/2/2004 at 20:35

Fastlane: I agree with you mammals are teh way to go. They are nice and warm and you can fuck em.










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12/2/2004 at 23:56

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12/3/2004 at 01:18

You naughty girl, showing your code all sexy like that.






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12/3/2004 at 01:25

Yeah I saw that. Its teh code imageshack gave me. I checked it out and can remove "height="20" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" and it still works. i think.






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12/3/2004 at 01:56


this shit works, actually...haha






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12/3/2004 at 03:05

She appears to be vertically challenged by the weight of her frontal projections






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12/3/2004 at 10:29

fastlane: Yeah I saw that. Its teh code imageshack gave me. I checked it out and can remove "height="20" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" and it still works. i think.


i had this problem with imageshack yesterday - i think it's because the code they give you spans two lines and the carraige return is preserved when you copy/pase the code.

so just backspace until width and height butt up and add the space back in with trusty spacebar - i also dont lose much sleep by removing the alt property, but then my concience is guilty enough already...






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12/4/2004 at 09:31

Vas here's something to try from a link I will post shortly:

SILICONE ZONE GARLIC PEELER: $18.95
Drop in a few cloves of stinkin' rose, roll on a hard surface, and flip the peeler inside out. Your garlic is good to go.
[ Garlic Peeler: www.siliconezoneusa.com ]


Personally never had a problem peeling garlic though. I'd like to find a cream to stop these damn 'roids from itching that doesn't make me feel like I shit my pants when I have it on.
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12/4/2004 at 20:34

Interesting... but you have now opened your ass up to roid jokes and personal humiliation.

Thanks.







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3/21/2005 at 08:31

ddy: I've used RainX and it does work, but I found one catch : you have to keep applying it every month or so. For me it worked fine, but once it wore off a bit the rain wouldn't bounce off so well, it'd just become tiny beads that wouldn't quite blow off the windshield. I'd have to use by wipers and those wouldn't work properly because the leftover rainX would screw up my wipers.


RainX does eventually wear off. You CAN however get RainX brand washer fluid or an additive dealie that goes into regular washer fluid that lets you "touch up" when it gets a little spotty.

I've driven from NJ to Boston on I-95 the whole way (because my asshole friend was bumming a ride to Providence and I didn't know any better) during pouring rain, and I didn't use my wipers once.

That was a five-hour drive.

I should also note that because I didn't use my wipers, I was not legally bound to have my headlights on!!! Suckers! I win this round!
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3/21/2005 at 12:53

Will you still be winning when your (and some other poor sod's) brains are neatly arranged on the twisted hunk of fiberglass and steel that used to be your car?






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3/21/2005 at 15:19

1. Rain-X is great. I must for every auto detail. I've been using it for years, but usually in combination with my wipers. I have also used it when I had broken wipers as a stop-gap measure. I like to turn the steering wheel in time with the wipers.

2. The Pampered Chef garlic press listed above is THE BOMB. If the garlic is fresh, the peel will pop out of the gizmo by itself. If the garlic is less than fresh, you do have to pick it out by hand, but is comes out in one big piece and is still better than having to peel the stuff.

Currently I am suffering with a cheap imitation- DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS. I have to peel the garlic first and then the damn press still does not do a good job.

I use the "whack with a blade" method to peel my garlic. I have also discovered a few seconds in the microwave has the same effect probably as the hot water.

I use a lot of garlic, we have never had a vampire problem here. When I discoverd the difference between freshed pressed garlic as opposed to chopped in my chopper, I could not go back. The better flavor due to the garlic oil that has all the flavor. Forcing the clove through a press releases more oil than the chopping method.

3. The apple/peeler/corer/slicer that enchanted azron is also a Pamperd Chef product. I have NEVER been disapointed by their products.








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