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my balls your chin, get used to that idea


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1/5/2006 at 08:03

Last Swarmer to join: FudgeKnuckle

Heh-heh...fudgeknuckle.






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1/5/2006 at 15:24

ProbablyCorey....

He could be corey, but there's also a chance of Steve.
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my balls your chin, get used to that idea


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OH JOY!! Uknationallottery just joined!
Welcome my friend. You've found a home.






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It's insane, this guy's taint


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3/17/2006 at 22:04

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OH JOY!! Uknationallottery just joined!
Welcome my friend. You've found a home.


Guess what I just got? A nice little email, from our friend UKnationallottery.

From: "UK NATIONAL LOTTERY"
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HOME OFFICE: 165 FULHAM PALACE RD. W6 8JB UNITED KINGDOM.
(Customer Services)
REFERENCE NUMBER:UK/839030X2/14
BATCH NUMBER:065/088/XY24
TICKET NUMBER:023-1111-790-458

WINNING NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement today, 17th of March, 2006 of winners of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE PROMO PROGRAMME, held on the 8th of February, 2006 .

Your ticket number 023-1111-790-458 attached to your email address, with serial number 5073-12 drew the lucky numbers 01-11-14-35-37-42-26(bonus no.26),this lucky number subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of £552,000,00 (Five hundred and fifty-two thousand pounds sterling) in cash credited to file XYL/26510460037/04. This is from a total cash prize of £5,520,000,00(Five million, five hundred and twenty thousand pounds sterling) shared amongst the first ten (10) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.

All participants of this online promotion programme were selected randomly from numerous World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from close to 125,000 unions, associations and corporate bodies listed online. This promotion takes place Quarterly.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in the United kingdom as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this,your £552,000,00 (Five hundred and fifty-two thousand pounds sterling) would be released to you by any of our payment office in the United Kingdom.

Your assigned claims agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him/her via electronic mail(email) or other options made available to you.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.

To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent;
Official: Sharon cole(MRS)
Representative office
10 Camelot close thamesmead.
London E280ES
United Kingdom.
Email: agentsharon_cole1@yahoo.co.uk

Provide her with the information below:
1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Nationality:
8.Country Of Residence:
9.Telephone Number:
10.Fax Number:
11.Ticket Number(above):
12.Reference Number(above):
13.Batch Number(above):

For due processing and remittance of your prize money.

Note: You must contact your claims officer not later than 2 (two) weeks after this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications.

please remember to quote your reference number in every one of your correspondences with your claims officer. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims officer as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program. Thank you for being part of our online promotional lottery program.

phone;+44-7031846963
Yours Truly,


SIR RICHARD K. LIOYD.
Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme).


What a motherfucker.
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3/17/2006 at 22:12

Dude - you're rich!!






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Bad Taste in your Mouth


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3/17/2006 at 22:36

nocal:
shitbox:
OH JOY!! Uknationallottery just joined!
Welcome my friend. You've found a home.


Guess what I just got? A nice little email, from our friend UKnationallottery.


Did he email you at an address you've entered anywhere here at LS?








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It's insane, this guy's taint


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3/17/2006 at 22:42

Did he email you at an address you've entered anywhere here at LS?


My email reveals my full name and university domain, so I only have it entered where it's required but not public.
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Bad Taste in your Mouth


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3/17/2006 at 22:52

Hopefully it's just a crazy coincidence then. I'd hate to find out that he got your email off this website somewhere.

To clarify for anyone reading this and getting paranoid, as far as I know, there is only one way for anyone to get your email address.

On your account page, you have two email fields you can fill in.

Real Email (required)

Fake Email (optional)


What you type into the real email field isn't displayed to anyone but me. It's used to send you your password if you forget it. I also use it for my address book to mail LS nigs, so if you want to be really cool, go check that field now (Your Account > Your info) and make sure it reflects your main email address.

The fake email field really only serves one purpose: to let other LS readers know your email address. Since you obviously don't want to type your real email into this, you should obfuscate it: johnsmithREMOVEME@REMOVEMEcomcast.com or whatever. That way an automated email harvester will be tricked and sad.

So the one way the system would ever expose your email address to anyone is if you type it into the Fake Email field with no tricks.






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3/19/2006 at 00:57

nocal
let me send you my banking info and you can use my checking account to claim your money
just give me ten percent
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It's insane, this guy's taint


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4/3/2006 at 19:25

QWERTY2

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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4/4/2006 at 11:58

Ha, Ha, Banks....

I always pay cash. Paid cash for my house, for my cars, for my whole life. You dumb fucks!

"I aint hidin' from nobody, nobody hidin' from me..."

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Beautiful Puppet of Chaos


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4/13/2006 at 16:47

Last Swarmer to join: nigger

Well, it's about fuking time.






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liberal exit


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4/13/2006 at 17:04

Don't be so quick to welcome, Clavis.

Are you sure we need a nigger around here ?






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4/13/2006 at 17:16

ghostrider: Don't be so quick to welcome, Clavis.

Are you sure we need a nigger around here ?


You mean, another one?






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my balls your chin, get used to that idea


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5/7/2006 at 07:33

Last Swarmer to join: MagicalInvisableTorsoMan

Kinda like what Scott Peterson did to Lacy. Hmmmmm.






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6/9/2006 at 23:15

yes, let's all have fun at the expense of new members
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6/10/2006 at 00:55

FutileResistance: yes, let's all have fun at the expense of new members
they won't know what hit them


Then you do the hokey-pokey and shake it all about.






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Bad Taste in your Mouth


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6/10/2006 at 14:45

Last Swarmer to join using Beachgoat's IP: Disgruntled

Nifty!






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Don't make me fuk your moustache


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6/10/2006 at 18:01

vasudeva: Last Swarmer to join using Beachgoat's IP: Disgruntled

Nifty!


Haha, that hanging-on faggot.






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6/12/2006 at 01:13

vasudeva: Last Swarmer to join using Beachgoat's IP: Disgruntled

Nifty!


FOR POSTERITY, FAGADOUCHES








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Don't make me fuk your moustache


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6/12/2006 at 14:01

HIS ALLCAPS STYLE MAKES MINE LESS COOL.
*sadface*






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6/16/2006 at 19:23

http://www.linkswarm.com/modules.php?name=Your_Account&op=userinfo&uname=TR-550


we gotta live one on our hands...batter up!!!






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7/31/2006 at 16:43

1312950046

^ What?






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sunny77: 1312950046

^ What?


^ WHAT?
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7/31/2006 at 21:16

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^ What?


^ WHAT?


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Putting the semen in amusement


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7/31/2006 at 21:33

Wrecker:
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^ What?


^ WHAT?


^WHAT?


^^ WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!






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8/1/2006 at 12:43

guitarjon123:
Wrecker:
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sunny77: 1312950046

^ What?


^ WHAT?


^WHAT?


^^ WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!










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8/1/2006 at 13:37

me!






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8/1/2006 at 20:14

making_doodoo: me!


you.
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8/25/2006 at 19:45

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