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tesco spankerchief beheading 7 days May 20, 2013, 10:12 p.m. May 27, 2013, 10:12 p.m.
spankerchief bobacus beheading 7 days Feb. 9, 2012, 2:41 p.m. Feb. 16, 2012, 2:41 p.m.
LORDKAHUNA nurglets beheading 7 days Jan. 5, 2012, 4:13 p.m. Jan. 12, 2012, 4:13 p.m.
LOki bobacus beheading 7 days Oct. 23, 2011, 9:49 a.m. Oct. 30, 2011, 9:49 a.m.
LOki LOki beheading 7 days Oct. 16, 2011, 9:49 a.m. Oct. 23, 2011, 9:49 a.m.
anothermonkeyenslaved middle_age_man beheading 7 days Sept. 25, 2011, 4:59 p.m. Oct. 2, 2011, 4:59 p.m.
Wotak MstrLance beheading 7 days Sept. 11, 2011, 8:56 p.m. Sept. 18, 2011, 8:56 p.m.
BigDinWaunakee LOki beheading 7 days July 31, 2011, 12:21 p.m. Aug. 7, 2011, 12:21 p.m.
Brain middle_age_man beheading 7 days July 30, 2011, 12:06 p.m. Aug. 6, 2011, 12:06 p.m.
cockroach saltpeter beheading 7 days July 21, 2011, 10:08 a.m. July 28, 2011, 10:08 a.m.
sunny77 Wotak beheading 7 days June 29, 2011, 4:34 a.m. July 6, 2011, 4:34 a.m.
mm1827 ghostrider beheading 7 days May 11, 2011, 8:27 p.m. May 18, 2011, 8:27 p.m.
VickySwarmIsBack spankerchief beheading 7 days May 9, 2011, 12:05 p.m. May 16, 2011, 12:05 p.m.
VickySwarm bobacus beheading 7 days May 9, 2011, 3:38 a.m. May 16, 2011, 3:38 a.m.
miloske037 Clavis_Apocalypticae beheading 7 days March 31, 2011, 2:31 p.m. April 7, 2011, 2:31 p.m.
photorealist ghostrider beheading 7 days March 21, 2011, 9:49 a.m. March 28, 2011, 9:49 a.m.
LORDKAHUNA shitbox beheading 7 days March 8, 2011, 11:07 p.m. March 15, 2011, 11:07 p.m.
Crapalicious ghostrider beheading 7 days Feb. 18, 2011, 2:21 p.m. Feb. 25, 2011, 2:21 p.m.
Wotak shitbox beheading 7 days Jan. 23, 2011, 1:51 a.m. Jan. 31, 2011, 5:51 p.m.
sunny77 ghostrider beheading 7 days Jan. 17, 2011, 5:52 p.m. Jan. 24, 2011, 5:52 p.m.
Clavis_Apocalypticae shitbox beheading 7 days Jan. 17, 2011, 12:06 a.m. Jan. 25, 2011, 12:06 a.m.
anothermonkeyenslaved middle_age_man beheading 7 days Jan. 10, 2011, 6:07 p.m. Jan. 17, 2011, 6:07 p.m.
Richard_Parker bobacus beheading 7 days Jan. 1, 2011, 10:15 p.m. Jan. 8, 2011, 10:15 p.m.
shitbox Wotak beheading 7 days Dec. 23, 2010, 11:44 p.m. Dec. 30, 2010, 11:44 p.m.
ghostrider MstrLance beheading 7 days Dec. 22, 2010, 7:14 p.m. Dec. 29, 2010, 7:14 p.m.
JohnLenin JohnLenin beheading 7 days Dec. 20, 2010, 2:40 a.m. Dec. 27, 2010, 2:40 a.m.
Heather Wotak beheading 7 days Dec. 19, 2010, 5:06 a.m. Dec. 26, 2010, 5:06 a.m.
BeachGoat nocal beheading 7 days Dec. 18, 2010, 10:11 p.m. Dec. 25, 2010, 10:11 p.m.
Dismas DeJeR beheading 7 days Dec. 18, 2010, 9:50 p.m. Dec. 25, 2010, 9:50 p.m.
Clavis_Apocalypticae shitbox beheading 7 days Dec. 17, 2010, 12:06 a.m. Dec. 24, 2010, 12:06 a.m.
shitbox Clavis_Apocalypticae beheading 7 days Dec. 16, 2010, 11:44 p.m. Dec. 23, 2010, 11:44 p.m.
nurglets nurglets beheading 7 days Dec. 16, 2010, 6:14 p.m. Dec. 23, 2010, 6:14 p.m.
spankerchief saltpeter beheading 7 days Dec. 16, 2010, 5:59 p.m. Dec. 23, 2010, 5:59 p.m.
Crapalicious SexNinja beheading 7 days Dec. 16, 2010, 5:57 p.m. Jan. 5, 2011, 11:59 a.m.
Wotak Heather beheading 7 days Dec. 16, 2010, 5:51 p.m. Dec. 23, 2010, 5:51 p.m.
MstrLance ghostrider beheading 7 days Dec. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m. Dec. 23, 2010, 1:40 p.m.
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
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