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| Victim | Textwarrior | Flavor | Duration | From | To |
| tesco | spankerchief | beheading | 7 days | May 20, 2013, 10:12 p.m. | May 27, 2013, 10:12 p.m. |
| spankerchief | bobacus | beheading | 7 days | Feb. 9, 2012, 2:41 p.m. | Feb. 16, 2012, 2:41 p.m. |
| LORDKAHUNA | nurglets | beheading | 7 days | Jan. 5, 2012, 4:13 p.m. | Jan. 12, 2012, 4:13 p.m. |
| LOki | bobacus | beheading | 7 days | Oct. 23, 2011, 9:49 a.m. | Oct. 30, 2011, 9:49 a.m. |
| LOki | LOki | beheading | 7 days | Oct. 16, 2011, 9:49 a.m. | Oct. 23, 2011, 9:49 a.m. |
| anothermonkeyenslaved | middle_age_man | beheading | 7 days | Sept. 25, 2011, 4:59 p.m. | Oct. 2, 2011, 4:59 p.m. |
| Wotak | MstrLance | beheading | 7 days | Sept. 11, 2011, 8:56 p.m. | Sept. 18, 2011, 8:56 p.m. |
| BigDinWaunakee | LOki | beheading | 7 days | July 31, 2011, 12:21 p.m. | Aug. 7, 2011, 12:21 p.m. |
| Brain | middle_age_man | beheading | 7 days | July 30, 2011, 12:06 p.m. | Aug. 6, 2011, 12:06 p.m. |
| cockroach | saltpeter | beheading | 7 days | July 21, 2011, 10:08 a.m. | July 28, 2011, 10:08 a.m. |
| sunny77 | Wotak | beheading | 7 days | June 29, 2011, 4:34 a.m. | July 6, 2011, 4:34 a.m. |
| mm1827 | ghostrider | beheading | 7 days | May 11, 2011, 8:27 p.m. | May 18, 2011, 8:27 p.m. |
| VickySwarmIsBack | spankerchief | beheading | 7 days | May 9, 2011, 12:05 p.m. | May 16, 2011, 12:05 p.m. |
| VickySwarm | bobacus | beheading | 7 days | May 9, 2011, 3:38 a.m. | May 16, 2011, 3:38 a.m. |
| miloske037 | Clavis_Apocalypticae | beheading | 7 days | March 31, 2011, 2:31 p.m. | April 7, 2011, 2:31 p.m. |
| photorealist | ghostrider | beheading | 7 days | March 21, 2011, 9:49 a.m. | March 28, 2011, 9:49 a.m. |
| LORDKAHUNA | shitbox | beheading | 7 days | March 8, 2011, 11:07 p.m. | March 15, 2011, 11:07 p.m. |
| Crapalicious | ghostrider | beheading | 7 days | Feb. 18, 2011, 2:21 p.m. | Feb. 25, 2011, 2:21 p.m. |
| Wotak | shitbox | beheading | 7 days | Jan. 23, 2011, 1:51 a.m. | Jan. 31, 2011, 5:51 p.m. |
| sunny77 | ghostrider | beheading | 7 days | Jan. 17, 2011, 5:52 p.m. | Jan. 24, 2011, 5:52 p.m. |
| Clavis_Apocalypticae | shitbox | beheading | 7 days | Jan. 17, 2011, 12:06 a.m. | Jan. 25, 2011, 12:06 a.m. |
| anothermonkeyenslaved | middle_age_man | beheading | 7 days | Jan. 10, 2011, 6:07 p.m. | Jan. 17, 2011, 6:07 p.m. |
| Richard_Parker | bobacus | beheading | 7 days | Jan. 1, 2011, 10:15 p.m. | Jan. 8, 2011, 10:15 p.m. |
| shitbox | Wotak | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 23, 2010, 11:44 p.m. | Dec. 30, 2010, 11:44 p.m. |
| ghostrider | MstrLance | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 22, 2010, 7:14 p.m. | Dec. 29, 2010, 7:14 p.m. |
| JohnLenin | JohnLenin | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 20, 2010, 2:40 a.m. | Dec. 27, 2010, 2:40 a.m. |
| Heather | Wotak | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 19, 2010, 5:06 a.m. | Dec. 26, 2010, 5:06 a.m. |
| BeachGoat | nocal | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 18, 2010, 10:11 p.m. | Dec. 25, 2010, 10:11 p.m. |
| Dismas | DeJeR | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 18, 2010, 9:50 p.m. | Dec. 25, 2010, 9:50 p.m. |
| Clavis_Apocalypticae | shitbox | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 17, 2010, 12:06 a.m. | Dec. 24, 2010, 12:06 a.m. |
| shitbox | Clavis_Apocalypticae | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 16, 2010, 11:44 p.m. | Dec. 23, 2010, 11:44 p.m. |
| nurglets | nurglets | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 16, 2010, 6:14 p.m. | Dec. 23, 2010, 6:14 p.m. |
| spankerchief | saltpeter | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 16, 2010, 5:59 p.m. | Dec. 23, 2010, 5:59 p.m. |
| Crapalicious | SexNinja | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 16, 2010, 5:57 p.m. | Jan. 5, 2011, 11:59 a.m. |
| Wotak | Heather | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 16, 2010, 5:51 p.m. | Dec. 23, 2010, 5:51 p.m. |
| MstrLance | ghostrider | beheading | 7 days | Dec. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m. | Dec. 23, 2010, 1:40 p.m. |
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Depression Part Two
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
Danny_Infe+
spankerchi+
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: ALSO people like me?+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: and without the+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: _A pistol makes a+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Genetic changes+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Learned a new word+
MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
StartRecor+
i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: What if you live+
spod
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: http://www.youtube.c+
linkswarm
queue: New link: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
linkswarm
queue: New link: Depression Part Two
linkswarm
queue: New link: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
linkswarm
queue: New link: Interview With Charlie Watts
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Loki, your+
spankerchi+
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Blah blah (made up+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: I have a GOOD+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: You seem to have+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: How old are you+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Beach, men tend to+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Hoplophobes have a+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Loki, your+
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Pressure-cookers+



