There were those times. You remember them. Sitting alone in the cafeteria. A sweaty bag lunch. The smell of tuna and smashed potato chips. A box of apple juice. A wad of napkins.
We put Fidel down the other day. It was time.
Man with Watermelon sized testicles is trying to raise money for surgery.
It's funny and I and drunk.
We know what Loki is doing on Saturday night.
Forgot to factor in human nature.
Seems that the zombies are awake and on the prowl...
Severed meep, anyone? Or some other organ meat?
Apparently, a toilet brush and tongs don't work.
Comedian Bill Hicks famously said, 'Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?-
Have tin foil hats close at hand for this one......orgasmic meditation can give sheilas 11 orgasms a day
So, My GrandCritter (age Four) told me that she didn't want to sleep over any more because we had "The Red Haired Doll" in the closet. Now, my Princess is why I live from week to week, so what ever is making her unhappy is my task to remove from the Earth.
I am not particularly into drugz but some of the music is nay bad.....Pick your drug....Pick your mood....Stereodose will create an songlist.
Burglary was really difficult in the Olden Days.
Note to self: Never let my bear and monkey ride bikes together!
13 retro urban design ideas for the future, from perfectly symmetrical egalitarian communities to the egotistical demands of a deranged dictator.
Australia is a psychotic, cold-blooded murderer that would swallow you whole if you so much as left the front door of your house (and this is assuming that your Sydney Funnel Web barricades are in working order). Whoever thought up the concept of Australia was inflicted with the madness of Nietzsche and the megalomania of Qin Shi Huangdi.
This year cops showed up to confiscate the usual array of dime bags and bongs but struck the motherlode: a four-foot-long, 2.5-pound joint worth an estimated $5,000 or $6,000
Have at it.
Some fabulous recipes on cooking these tasty bush treats- cicada sushi, JELLO, pizza and even chocolate chip cookies.
So now you can go to meep.
meep-snatching (no pun intended) crime wave in Africa...ouch.
Eight-year-old boy marries 61-year-old married woman because the dead ancestors insisted on the union
Live by the snipe; die by the snipe.
Pretty unsurprising actually.
A passenger jet crashed into a highway after making a hard landing at Moscow's Vnukovo Airport. At least four people were killed and four critically injured, says the Interior Ministry. Officials believe the cause could be pilot error.
I have a job offer in Cleveland and would like to get feedback about school districts and neighborhoods. My job is downtown so where should I move? What suburb will be least likely for my kids to get bullied?
Maybe they ate him back.
Real-life pirate instructs civilians how to prepare for Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Since 1982 the English Department at San Jose State University has sponsored the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, a whimsical literary competition that challenges entrants to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels.
I'm not quite sure what this drivel is, but I thought you guys would at least get a kick out of reading it.
...and other Lovecraft stories in Lego, too
Oddly enough, exactly what the title says.
A two-year trouser tent has got to become inconvenient at some point....
And yet they still laugh, sing, and party like it's 1899.
Yep, you guessed it .... Florida!
Most places, it would seem.
On the 1.300 m large layout, far more than a thousand trains, aircrafts, cars and ships move about. A wonder of the world in miniature.
As a parent of a teenaged boy, I am tempted to agree with this. Any thoughts from other parents would be of interest.
Check out his Flickr photoset link at the end.
Something to consider before you customize your kielbasa.
Not the Mel Brooks movie.
Redneck Jet-Dragster brings Urban Legend to life in DIY Frankenstein proportions
Hi , sick as meep here, which rarely happens with me, and when it does, mama makes me this concoction of chopped whole lemons boiled in sugar, honey and filtered water. It is bittersweet heaven. I finished that earlier, and she will wake in an hour and insist I have another batch.
Warren carries his milk crate wherever he goes to support his swollen meep. He can only void his bowels from a standing position (he must use a pail) and cannot control the flow and direction of his urine.
He is an art professor. This is art.
Halloween is close, so i think it would be cool to get everyones favorite horror flicks. Television series included. Include why you think it's good.
Shizz about to get ugly up in here...
Then at last his gaze was held: wall upon wall,