23 and 1/2 hours: What is the single best thing we can do for our health?

    Walking is mans best medicine.

    NCBI ROFL: What did God do with Adam's meep bone?

    meep bone

    Homeopathic Thuggery

    Billion dollar homeopathy corporation Boiron USA sues lone Italian blogger.

    anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: Psychology 101- a swarmers insight?

    I've been wanting the join the navy now for about a year and a half, i started to lose the weight i needed to be rid of until the woman i so foolishly let control me because i loved her, told me to stop if i wanted to marry her.

    Epic Bike Speech

    How to feel happy of yourself.

    Pole Shift Survival Information

    pole shift bah blah blah, still a nice store house of survival info.

    Toddler with Pot Pipe and Pack of Cigarettes Found Wandering Street

    Reminds me of that Chappelle skit.

    Forum: Well meep...

    I know what you're thinking. Who's this guy? But why do you care? You specifically opened this post, for what? Cuz I'm a noob? Another chance to degrade someone else while stroking your own ego?

    National Debt For Beginners

    Brought to you by NPR

    '4th horseman' of the Apocalypse seen in Egypt

    Alrighty guys, weigh in and prove them wrong.

    Forum: This sure does appear to be a forum.

    I probably wouldn't fit in around here, as it's not in my nature to hurt someone's feelings on purpose. Why? I'm Jeff Bridges, man!

    Reporter gets startled by lightning/thunder during snow storm

    HOLY SMOKE

    Student fined for using bad language in the classroom.

    meeping kids these days.

    Streamlining Facebook Advertisments. The I'm-not-going-to-compensate-you way.

    Facebook users who check in to a store or click the "like" meepon for a brand may soon find those actions retransmitted on their friends' pages as a "Sponsored Story" paid for by advertisers.

    Heather's journal: FAQ

    Frequently Asked Questions about LinkSwarm

    San Francisco Police Filmed Shooting Wheelchair-Bound Man Twice In The meep

    As if losing the use of your legs isn't punishment enough, cops try to shoot the poor slobs meep off.

    Non-professional Drivers on Non-Trivial Curves

    Horsepower and hubris get homeboys into guardrails

    Meet a 9-Year-Old Nudist (Dagwood, No Clicky)

    Meet Leslie. She's a 9-year-old nudist and lives at Sunsport Gardens Family Naturist Resort

    Forum: Sawp

    Sup all,

    Forum: neu meep

    tubularballsack, like blowing smoke up your meep, a breath of stale fartjuice in a stagnating fluffer's lubed up palms

    Forum: mad

    Are you mad at me?

    Forum: A proper introduction.

    Hi, I guess I didn't properly introduce myself.. did I? Well here it goes..

    Forum: Crash landing...

    Sup all...

    Forum: Whats Up

    Whats up, been leeching funny meep off site for a little bit, you guys seem like the funniest bunch of meepmeeps ive had a chance to see in a while.

    Forum: Hey Everyone

    I'm new to Linkswarm... Finding some interesting stuff here. FYI...anyone interested in a really awesome site where the editor has gone underground to write about the medical marijuana business in California...and has taken it even further...is now doing his own medical marijuana business in LA to benefit artists, writers, photographers and other creative types. It's called walkaboutjones.com. Any creative people out there who want to explore a great site...and maybe contribute to it...check it out. Also you can apply for grants from ARTISTS COLLECTIVE the medical marijuana non profit. Medical Marijuana funding the arts...the government hasn't done meep...why not use the money for something good.

    Forum: Hello, I'm old.

    I created this account over a year ago and never got around to introducing myself. I check the site all the time, but now I've decided to participate.

    Forum: Hey all

    Just thought id write a message to say hey to everyone!

    Forum: Old school NOOb

    I've been seeing all of these NOOb posts lately from people saying they've been coming here for years that just got around to signing up, so I thought, in all humility, I'd follow in their meepty footprints. I've been an anonymous meeper on here for way too long.

    Forum: 'Sup, meeps?

    I've been coming here long enough that I feel the need to comment on some of the craziness going on. So, hi.

    Forum: Hi linkswarm

    I don't really know what to say here, but here is a few things about myself.

    Forum: Tobias Funke - Here's my card

    Wonderful to see you all. I look forward to surfing around here and looking at all the hard posts sticking up all over the place.

    Forum: a new newb

    Hello all. I have been on this site everyday for well over four years. I can't say why I never thought to join (I am kind of a lazy meep), but this is the meep.

    Forum: whats up assholes

    this site most effectively wastes my time, so i thought id join up an swarm

    Forum: Swarm and New User

    Wow. This site is really something. I used to read Fark.com all of the time, but I always felt so anonymous there. This site really shows democracy in action and the community is great from what I have seen already. I think that if you accept me, you will find that I can be a valued "swarmer" and provide you guys with lots of really cool content.

    Forum: Have at it

    In case anyone is thinking I have a meep for Tron, Master Control is my occupation. I have a gig that pays me to watch to TV all night.

    Forum: er,,, ..., hi etc

    blimey! i'd been lurker the front page & had never bothered checking owt else out, ..., my bad etc

    Forum: hello people

    i have been trolling round here for a good while...

    Forum: kingdom

    Hello everybody

    Forum: Life in a cemetery

    Ok great now that I have your attention. I really do work at a cemetery and trust me there is alot going on.I have started my journal and plan to keep up with it on a weekly basis. But back to basics, I am a n00b. Blah, blah, go ahead point and laugh. So far Linkswarm is cool. The people are interesting and never boring. So look up my profile or whatever and then forget me as I slip into the back of the crowd and watch the rest of the party.

    Forum: There was a site that has a Live Link Feed

    A long time ago, there was a link from linkswarm to a site that gives a live update of people's bookmarked sites.

    Forum: A new meep for you

    Hi I'm meepuall and I'm a new meep here at linkswarm. That by the way will be the nicest I'll ever be to any of you meepoids. So I just got a divorce - his thingy madoogey broke (oh meep! I think that was just a sweet dream I had last night). Really it was the mere fact that he was sucking the ever meeping life out of me. So I went looking for a place where I felt superior to most and here I ended up. Looking around linkswarm gave me the warm and fuzzies from head to doodahland. I'm gonna be traveling around for a bit - got some money that I'm not giving back to the ex and will be heading out west - starting in Socal. Anyone have any ideas for fun there? Any good (I repeat! good) ideas would be appreciated (you won't be thanked however), if not meep you. Gee I kind of came across a bit harsh just now and I couldn't be happier about that. Gotta go vibrator's calling.

    Forum: *Groan* Another Newb...

    Hi. My name's Circadian, and I'm an vagiholic and it's been 1 week since my last hit.

    Forum: There's a new Sharif in town.

    Get used to it.

    Forum: Are girlfriends allowed here?

    HAI SWARMERZ!!!1!1!

    Forum: Hello,swarmers.Put this in your pipe and smoke it

    Do you ever read idiotic forums on other pages?

    Forum: TWINCEST IS DED $ NOW

    I feel like such an unclemeeper.

    Forum: N00b here crapping up your interwebs

    Ok. I have been avoiding this because inevitably so far the n00b posting pit just looks like a bunch of meep leakage from from folks looking for some assrapery. However, I have gotten the impression that this is the proper means of introduction so I am bending to local custom. About me.

    Forum: []-[] [].

    I'm new here. I don't wanna be new, but I am. Sue me. The good news is that I'm not like that new kid in school that looks kinda weird, and smells like pickled eggs, but nobody tells him because he's all weird. I'm more like the new kid in school that has well managed hair and a leather jacket...and probably plays hockey or whatever.

    Forum: ah salaam aleichem

    so i've been farting abound here for a while now and figured i could utilize my LS time a little better by hosting a meet and greet. i'm sikki_nixx and my favorite color is orange.

    Forum: iclicku girl

    This place is a little scary

linkswarm
queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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