A narrative with illustrations.
Bear on bike eats monkey competitor in circus race
Note to self: Never let my bear and monkey ride bikes together!
Vibrating underwear, controlled from your iphone.
Fundawear . Once. Until you discover what a delight it is to walk around in damp to eventually crunchy electric underwear.
Seriously.
Punxsutawney Phil Faces Death Penalty!
Charged for getting the prediction wrong.
Maps you never even thought about before.
...like a map of where, and what New Yorkers complain about
The Best States for Gun Owners in 2013
"States can score a maximum 10 points per category, with a perfect score of 50. Full disclosure, though: No state attained that perfect score, though two states came awfully close."
Russian Woman Holds World Record For Lifting Weights With Her meep (with video)
I insert this wooden egg equipment, and then you just tighten your vaginal muscles and hold the egg inside...14Kg (about 50 lbs) so far.
Woman Busted With Pistol In meep, Meth In meep
Bang, Bang, She Shot Me Down...
Getaway cars crash, killing 'robber'.
"DOH!"
Heart Attack Gill Spokesman Dies From....You Guessed It
Live by the steak....
Desperation is a lot of fun.
Wisconsin Strippers Brawl On Stage For Single Dollar Tip (One Preggers!)
Like two catfish fighting over the same piece of garbage. Next time, better bring a roll of quarters.
Leaf blower photogrpahic portraits.
Photographer assaults people with leafblower.
Whitehouse response to a petition to build a deathstar
Why is there no 'facepalm' icon in the bunch of tags? Perhaps an American flag, looking embarrassed ?
Brazil's Miss Bum Bum - The Best Kind of Beauty Pageant
It's been a bit over a month since Brazil's annual Miss BumBum contest for the election of booty queen of 2012, held in a Sao Paulo hotel
US congress has lower positive opinion numbers than meeproaches, and even France.
...and colonoscopies
Man restrained with duct tape after becoming unruly on Iceland to New York flight
What a meep
Can You Sneak an Entire Thanksgiving Feast into a Movie Theater?
Not convinced the world is about to end? We have proof. Two guys decided to stuff their pants full of Thanksgiving dinner and sneak it into a movie theater. See ya on judgment day.
Tips for improving the quality of the productions from your so called "cooking" of steaks.
For Henry Walton Jones, Jr.
Parental Advisory: The Never-Ending Kidz Bop Listening Party
A comedian and dad decides to find out if listening to Kidz Bop can make him stark raving mad
What do you do if you think the game on the back of Captain Crunch is too difficult? #Prank call!
Magazine Masochism: Enduring an Entire Issue of 'Witches and Pagans'
See if our Guinea Pig turned into a frog: we forced him to read "Witches Pagans" cover to cover
Updated: "Scientists" uncover global league of mythical creatures
Bigfoot, and unicorns, and chupacabras...Oh my!
The Donald Trump YouTube Endurance Challenge
In Donald Trump's world, you can't bullsh*t enough. After watching 128 Trump video rants, see what happens to our writer
America's Favorite Vermin Announces 2016 Presidential Run to ZUG
Crazy is as crazy does...a guy who calls himself "Vermin Love Supreme" wants to be President in 2016, and he wants you to have a pony.
Because, youtube. And, Japanese.
Why you should not steal images
ALL UP IN IT
Finally, a 7-foot, 36,720 Calorie Gummy Python
When a gummy rat just doesn't cut it.
"Trick on Children; Not Treats"
We decided to Trick the kids rather than give them treats on Halloween. Very funny Video.
The "47%" showed Mittens a thing or two! Check out this funny experiment.
Was @MittRomney right? Do the "47%" just want free handouts? We conducted an experiment:
The most unfortunate end to Mr. Jack O'Lantern (It's explosive)
If Obama wins, Xtian teen tweets she's moving to Oz.
Some foolish meep about them having a Xtian male president.
Interactive Hate: The Great Obama Loathing Canon
'Freedom of speech' = Freedom of Whacked.
Pasty white Mormon kid wanted to smack Barack on Tuesday night
Tagg Romney Wanted to Punch Obama During Tuesday's Debate.
In case you missed it, The Baumgartner Red Bull Stratos Jump
Done with LEGO
Charity president says Ryan 'ramrodded' way into fake dish washing photo-op
They showed up there and they did not have permission. They got one of the volunteers to open up the doors.-
Prank Phone Call: Calling the Romney Campaign for Obama donations
What is better than pranking Romney? Listen as a call is placed to Romney Campaign Headquarters to ask for donations to the Obama Campaign!
What happens when you eat twenty year old cereal?
This guy buys old cereal off ebay from collectors and then proceeds to eat it. What do you think it tasted like???!
How much shrimp can this guy eat?
We wanted to find out how much shrimp one man can eat before he either blows a gut or Red Lobster throws him out!
A parody of Skrillex, imagined as the name of a household cleaner.
Iranian News Agency Claims Onion Report It Ran by Mistake Is Essentially True
Iran's Fars News Agency admitted on Sunday that its report, "Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad To Obama," was copied entirely from The Onion, a satirical American publication the editors in Tehran mistook for a news source.
Alcohol 'enema' sends student to ER
meepchugging?
Just when you think you're safe, you need the help of the porcine variety. Let's go celebrate with a ham sandwich a beer.
Robot pilot, an occupation most man would want to be, comes true at last.
How to prepare for Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sep 19)
Real-life pirate instructs civilians how to prepare for Talk Like a Pirate Day.
5 theme parks where childhood goes to die.
Apparently, deeply scarred psyches are what lots of kids, all around the world, want.
Kiss rockers back 'pretty' meep Riot's rights, but not their music
From dudes who made an art form out of writing the schlock for 40 years.
This is not your fu**ing office, meepheads.
I disagree with his solution.



