Forum: Tequila Christmas Cake

    Tequila Christmas Cake

    Forum: Salmon on a Leeky Raft

    After asking around some cookers wanted to know about this salmon:

    Forum: are vegans commie pinko meeps?

    i mean meeps in homos, not in cigarettes. what red blooded american would be a frikkin vegan? homos

    Forum: What's your favorite cereal?

    My all-time favorite was Lucky Charms.

    Forum: Truenative's Crab & Lobster cakes

    Truenative's Crab & Lobster cakes:

    Forum: home brew recipes

    Hi guys, I know now that we have a few home brewers, not just me and truenative, and so I thought we could get together and talk about some recipes. To start, I'm looking to make another ale any day now, and I was wondering if anybody has any kick-meep recipes to share. I wish I could say I had some good recipes of my own, but I just started this year, and I haven't had any major successes, although I tried a truenative style honey steam, which was pretty good.

    Forum: vegetarian recipes anyone?

    Right, Thursday night I have to cook for weif, friend and friend's stupid smug meep wife (whom also happens to be a vegetarian, although she's smug about this too).

    Forum: Omelettes

    Has anyone had a Jam (jelly) omelette?

    Forum: meep tasty tilapia

    So I bought tilapia monday and did this with it:

    Forum: Poll: Are wraps girly?

    Is it sort of womanly for a man to order food in a "wrap"? Yes or no.

    Forum: Recipe: Carmel Nut Popcorn

    I got this recipe a few years ago from a coworker; my wife ends up making a few batches every Christmas.

    Forum: Ghostriders Corndog Sensational

    For posterity's sake.

    Forum: The Worst Beer

    There's been a lot of arguing, what's the best beer, what's your favorite microbrewery, etc etc. I'm of the opinion that there's a lot of good beer out there and it pretty much all gets you drunk, so hey, whatever floats your boat.

    Forum: Recipe: A simple Quesadilla

    So I figga I had betta input something, the basic Quesadilla as taught to me by experience, age and wisdom:

    Forum: Recipe: Cheesesteak Soup

    List of Ingredients

    Forum: Recipe: meeperfly Truffle-Cheese Filets

    I work in a Hotel with a four to five star restuarant in it. One of the wonderful things about that is the I get to eat a gormet meal ever night for my employee chow, along with the security guard. Most nights its a chicken ceaser salad or some sort of crab tortillini, but in between the roast duck and the venison stew, they throw in a huge couple of left over filets from some lawyer banquet, and by chance a wine tasting seminar was going on in another room.

    Forum: Marf-cipes

    K, Here are some of my faves. Hope ya likes. I don't really go with measurements most of the time, and these can all be adjusted to taste. Rock:

    Forum: The Best Burger in the World...

    YUMMY!!

    Forum: best foods from china

    what is your most delicious chinese food ?

    Forum: WINES

    Anyone ever try "Honey Mead"? I just heard about it and would like some feedback.

    Forum: Snow Crab & Shrimp/Squash/Filet Kabobs

    Now this just isn't fair, its so good.

    Forum: HellKat's Succulent Breasts

    As y 'all know, in addition to food tasting good, ease in preparation and as few dirty dishes possible are the goals.

    Forum: Rosie's Tater Salad!

    Wifey makes the kind tater salad. I can eat that stuff all day and night. For years I've tried to get her to share her secrets in the kitchen, and I finally got her to crack!

    Forum: Wine vs. Beer

    Ok, swarmers, its time to weigh in on one of the age-old questions that has troubled mankind since that brief period when french stuff was cool. Beer vs. Wine.

    Forum: salami

    do you prefer your salami dry or moist ?

    Forum: Dragons Breath Curry

    A wonerfull Thai Green Coconut curry recipe i picked up when i used to werk as a cook. Theres a few things that can be substituted throughout, I'll make note of it as i go. This is based loosely upon a traditional curry dish. Kind of a french fusion variation of it

    Forum: Kabobs!

    It's still BarBeQue season at the Goat Haus, and with red wines so cheap right now (3-4 bucks for a bottle of good cabernet) we're doing a lot a marinading.

    Forum: Tomato Souce - yr assets of the last resort

    Everybody loves sultry tomato souce.

    Forum: $250 cookie recipe

    Who cares if the story is true? Lfn nub cookies xx

    Forum: Beer: Liquid Bread

    Thought it would be interesting if the Swarm could have a place just for the discussion of our favorite beers and/or new beery discoveries.

    Forum: Chili Mac (not a recipe)

    Probably the most awful eating experience ever-

    Forum: fish finger sandwiches (u.k. only)

    grill some fish fingers until the smoke alarm goes off. Flap a tea-cloth about. Lay on two slices of bread, add tomato sauce. Count small change from down the side of the sofa. Phone for a curry.

    Forum: Recipe: perfect summer meeptail

    Tall glass filled with ice

    Forum: Prefix Recipe Posts

    Since I imagine most -- but not all -- posts in this forum will be recipes, prefix "Recipe: " to the thread title of any recipe you post. This way peeps can easily find all the recipes and not get deluged with posts that are requests for recipes, admissions of fruitmeeping, etc.

    Forum: Recipe: Rum meep

    1 box of vanilla wafers, ground up

    Forum: Recipe: EvilDigitz Curry

    Hurah, copied from my journal - in celebration of the food meep forum. I will add my Insendery Spag Bol recipe later :)

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queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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