They're gonna have to BRIBE THE meep out of some people to make this go away.
A perennial candidate for Dallas mayor was arrested on vandalism charges after police said he painted '666- on several city landmarks.
Stupid police chief
Describing himself as a a "cleaner", Mikhail Popkov, raped and axed or stabbed the victims late at night in the Siberian city of Angarsk after offering to give them lifts in his police car.
"In many cases Americans simply do not realize how capricious and violent their law-enforcement system is compared with those of other rich countries."
...and may have given him HIV
Ooh, fun, tea parties with mummified dead children!
Aggressive police take hundreds of millions of dollars from motorists not charged with crimes
'Bad news, detective. We got a situation.-
It's actually trainmeeping, not trainspotting
"Don't mind him. He's just a big old cuddle-wookums!"
This'll TOTALLY work.
Nevada's Finest, doing what they do "every day": Sheriff Lee Dove gives a driver the choice between abandoning $50,000 and be on his way or having it seized along with his car under Nevada's state forfeiture law.
Still not a radioactive husk of a city, full of murderous thugs and rapey mutant addicts.
The kid can't walk but he can throw a brick?
Corporate-owned gubbment plot?
Because allah and meep.
Getting accurate ID and insurance info from that belligerant, drunk-assed illegal immigrant that sideswiped you is now entirely YOUR problem.
A tragic case of premature detonation.
Well, there she is.
Why couldn't he just bring home his laundry and raid the pantry like most kids?
They must have been some seriously well-made underwear!
The California bill would specifically ban the state and its political subdivisions from "[p]roviding material support, participation or assistance in any form to a federal agency that claims the power, by virtue of any federal law, rule, regulation or order, to collect electronic data or metadata of any person pursuant to any action not based on a warrant that particularly describes the person, place and thing to be searched or seized."
Seems that the zombies are awake and on the prowl...
Dress rehersal for attacks?
Merry Christmas, Mr. Turing.
Let's consider each amendment in turn.
Texas defense attorney Scott Brown claims that the condition of affluenza, a combination of the words "affluence" and "influenza" should immunize Ethan Couch from full responsibility for his actions in killing four people and critically injuring two others.
In the last decade, the threat of terrorism has been used to justify special exemptions from the Constitution, invasions of other countries, secret surveillance laws, monitoring of innocent people with no reasonable cause for suspicion, and continuous budget deficits, as vast sums of money go to fund the military and surveillance apparatus. When examined, the actual death toll from terrorism in the United States is astonishingly small.
Severed meep, anyone? Or some other organ meat?
Real-life lawyering in comic sans.
"Jury nullification no doubt infuriates prosecutors, judges, and indeed all the petty tyrants of officialdom. Genuine democracy generally has this effect. Our ruling class is pleased to call the farcical, heavily gamed elections periodically held to confirm them in power 'democracy,- but the power of the jury to disregard the law and do justice as they see it represents genuine democracy, that is, demokratia, or people power."
"If the officers in Hidalgo County and the City of Deming are seeking warrants for meep cavity searches based on how they're standing and the warrant allows doctors at the Gila Hospital of Horrors to go in and do enemas and colonoscopies without consent, then anyone can be seized and that's why the public needs to know about this,"
A little old, but no less disturbing. Alito, Thomas, and Scalia are meeps.
NSA broke into Google, Yahoo, and bunches of other public data sites to look at YOU!
We will take stricter measures that will help us detect gays who will be then barred from entering Kuwait or any of the GCC member states.
"The purpose of this project is to gather reports of credible allegations of police misconduct so policymakers (and others) can make informed assessments of the nature and cirmeepstances of police misconduct, and consider proposals that can minimize wrongdoing. "
How the feds brought down the founder of the silk road tor site.
GET OFF MY LAWN
Brief win for the little guy.
Wiretaps and telephone records are being funnelled across the country to launch criminal investigations of Americans.
A Steinbach area man who meepd on a co-worker's underwear in a bizarre bid to impregnate her has been sentenced to 18 months house arrest.
"You need to make sure that when you make water quality complaints you have basis, because federally, if there's no water quality issues, that can be considered, under Homeland Security, an act of terrorism." -Sherwin Smith, deputy director of the Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation's Division Of Water Resources
Just when you thought Florida couldn't get any worse, they up and make Arizona look sane...
I'm just gonna give a hobo a sandwich and call it good, okay?
The meep is wrong with people?