World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
Hong Kong's infamous 54 foot Duck was found lifeless limp in Victoria Harbor.
Bear on bike eats monkey competitor in circus race
Note to self: Never let my bear and monkey ride bikes together!
Russian Woman Holds World Record For Lifting Weights With Her meep (with video)
I insert this wooden egg equipment, and then you just tighten your vaginal muscles and hold the egg inside...14Kg (about 50 lbs) so far.
Getaway cars crash, killing 'robber'.
"DOH!"
Because, youtube. And, Japanese.
Finally, a 7-foot, 36,720 Calorie Gummy Python
When a gummy rat just doesn't cut it.
Prank Phone Call: Calling the Romney Campaign for Obama donations
What is better than pranking Romney? Listen as a call is placed to Romney Campaign Headquarters to ask for donations to the Obama Campaign!
What happens when you eat twenty year old cereal?
This guy buys old cereal off ebay from collectors and then proceeds to eat it. What do you think it tasted like???!
How much shrimp can this guy eat?
We wanted to find out how much shrimp one man can eat before he either blows a gut or Red Lobster throws him out!
Alcohol 'enema' sends student to ER
meepchugging?
Just when you think you're safe, you need the help of the porcine variety. Let's go celebrate with a ham sandwich a beer.
5 theme parks where childhood goes to die.
Apparently, deeply scarred psyches are what lots of kids, all around the world, want.
The horror of the U.N.'s 'Agenda 21'
The secret plot to destroy the U.S. way of life.
SoHo bunny napper sprung after four months jail
But she really wanted a bunny.
Manhunt following 42kg mayonnaise heist
"Spread 'em, punk"
Motorcycles turn people on, but this is extreme
A two-year trouser tent has got to become inconvenient at some point....
Just don't tell anyone, especially your wife (or the mothers)
Your Big Hairy Floppy Brown meep
Turns out, the color of your meep is gross and everyone hates it. So bleach that mothermeeper. Bleach it right now!
The Taliban answers your questions about jihad, scripture, love, and cooking.
Shot in the Head, Run Over; Now That's How You Start a Rap Career!
Philly shows brotherly love to a budding star...as one resident observes "It's unsafe and it's not even hot yet, so we just hope that it stops and our children can have a place to thrive, grow, and to play.".
Paintings of celebrities with pancakes on their heads
WTF art by insane painter Dan Lacey.
Man swallows dentures during hooker meep and dies
That bites...he wasn't even finished.
Man Drowns in Vat of Scotch Whiskey
The Swarm is living on...it was just a joke, brother....
Would you ask a 600-lb. woman to babysit your 2-year-old?
Woman Sues Dead Teen For Flying Body Parts From His Own Train Death
"Large Pieces" of the victim hit the woman waiting at the platform, who claims it was a "Foreseeable Incident".
Cats4Gold - Swap your shabby tat for a tabby cat at Cats for Gold
This is the best or worst thing ever.
Chrysler van comes fully loaded -- cocaine included
OK, which of you guys took the rental back?
Engaged Couple Discovers They Are Brother & Sister
When they introduced their parents, they found out that they're siblings...too bad she was already pregnant.
BeachGoat's journal: Where Are Your Eyebrows?
I don't know where my fascination with fire explosions came from. Very early in my memory, I can still vividly picture Christmas after the presents were all unwrapped, and we lay on the floor with our loot, bloated with fine foods. The brightly colored foils, bows, and papers piled high around us, we hoarded our toys in front of us, making sure that we could absorb every detail, every pleasure we could from the longed for trinkets at last in our grasp. My Dad would start to gather up all the wrapping paper, and, after pulling the fireplace screen open and spreading out the embers flat, would start to feed the debris into the front. The papers would flare with terrifying intensity, the odd metallic dyes and inks making the flames blue green. Hissing, pulsing clouds of colored smoke plumed out of wrinkles and folds, until, with a pop and a flash, the smoke itself would ignite and the flames rush back into the labyrinth of crumpled papers, illuminating them like an xray. As the last was tossed in, the blackened leaves of ash would glow red on the edges as they slowly lost weight and drifted up the chimney like escaping Yuletide fairies. Maybe the combination of Family Holiday Gratification and the wonder of the unusual (colored flames, so much reduced so quickly to nothing, and of coarse, the sudden heat during the dead of icy winter) imbedded itself. I just knew that fire, although usually utilitarian for heat and camping, could be modified into something else, something magical, if the conditions were right.
Won't You Help The Man With The 100-Pound meep?
Warren carries his milk crate wherever he goes to support his swollen meep. He can only void his bowels from a standing position (he must use a pail) and cannot control the flow and direction of his urine.
Wild Thangs On The Loose In Ohio
With the owner mysteriously dead, fences cages opened, lions, bears, and other critters are roaming the Buckeye State.
Burglars Bust Kiddie Porn Perv
Holy meep, We Can't Pawn THIS!
Super Bunny Saves Family From Fire!
Just like meepBox's Wonder Rabbit, no fear of Danger...too bad he died doing it.
With 6 You Get Eggroll...With 66, You Get Busted
Clown cars in circuses around the world are eating their nasty little hearts out....
Asian man gets snaked in the snake
Fumes at Ga. McDonald's send 10 to hospital
Mcmeep meep'
A boy learns to play the piano.
Burning Man: A Communist Hippie Sodomy fest or 'Rites of Passage- - ChristWire
"This sin fest of meep cavity delights began in the 1980s, when it was started by two aging hippies, who went and burned a wicker statue on the beach."
meep! You Done Crippled My Nipple!
"when she took her shirt off, her nipple fell on the floor, at which point she picked it up and put it into a bag." Gotta love the Mug Shot.
Woman Busted for Spraying Cops with Breast Milk
She warned 'em...
Woman Croaks at Her Own Funeral
I Hate When That Happens.
Something for Your Horse Throat
"I don't think anyone's had a particular taste for it . . . no one's addicted to it, lets put it that way,"
I'm an irradical from the meepin 70's. HARD meepIN CORE
Mothermeeper.
This kiddo has a new pet squirrel
"Hims so precious"
Horrible Russian TMNT Knockoff Comics
Back in the early 90's a bunch of (obviously) very eccentric Russians decided to publish their own series of TMNT...
ATLAS HOODS: BOTSWANA'S COWBOY METALHEADS
"Love it or hate it, when most people think of metal, they think of white dudes. Even if metal was born from the blues and there are growing scenes in places like Indonesia and Peru, metal's founding fathers-Priest, Sabbath, Maiden-and most of those who've come after have been unmistakably Caucasian. Which is why I was pleasantly surprised to find out about a small but passionate collection of guys who dressed like doomsday cowboys and listened to Motorhead in the predominantly black, central African country of Botswana."
Church people make an official Rebecca Black "parody" video
Adding comments has been disabled for this video, so lets put some here.
Charlie Sheen: The Unedited Version
What really happened during the ABC interview
Ohio man charged for barking at dog
'the dog started it'
more live gibberish from on-air reporters
Apparently the fourth in a recent series of babblers, including Judge Judy,
60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos
Bathing redneck midget....check
Who the meep Made Rebecca Black's 'Friday' Video?
"It's like everyone involved was given cat tranquilizers and then forced at gunpoint to make a video. The expression on her face when she's saying the "fun fun fun fun" line is somewhere between 'I'm saying "fun" but that word means something different on our world' and 'Help me I am being held hostage by Kim Jong Il and forced to do this.'"
Florida man sues Assange for terrorism, espionage, and treason
Florida: That says it all.
They are all dedicated professional bodybuilders, and they are women, in search for Mr. Right
Hair Transplant Surgeon Carves 'WANKER' Onto Man's Head
DARREN Hope was shocked to find the word 'wanker- etched into his head. The word has been on his head for 19 years, so the story goes.
Muy creepy!
Sega releases new Game System - The Toylet
'Toylets- ask the gamers to strategically vary the strength and location of their urine stream to play a series of games.



