'Radical' Girl Scouts out to destroy 'American family values'

It's official. The republicans hate cookies...and black communist lesbians.

by witty_screen_name 2012-02-22 09:30:20 | 0 reads | comment

Car Crashes Through Home For The Fifth Time

'They just push the gas all the way down and take off,- he said.

by bobacus 2012-02-22 09:30:11 | 0 reads | 6 comments

Another teacher nailed while having meep with student in school restroom.

Another blonde chick from CO.

by bobacus 2012-02-19 18:21:57 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Preschooler's Homemade Lunch Replaced with Cafeteria 'Nuggets-

Surprised no one got tazered over this.

by GrapeApe 2012-02-16 11:05:17 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Dereliction of Duty II: Senior Military Leader's Loss of Integrity Wounds Afghan War Effort (pdf)

As I will explain in the following pages I have personally observed or physically participated in programs for at least the last 15 years in which the Army's senior leaders have either 'stretched the truth- or knowingly deceived the US Congress and American public. What I witnessed in my most recently concluded 12 month deployment to Afghanistan has seen that deception reach an intolerable low.

by MstrLance 2012-02-13 08:09:41 | 0 reads | comment

"Poster Couple' For meep Rights in California is Divorcing

Ironic timing FTW!!

by Dismas 2012-02-09 14:51:57 | 0 reads | comment

Literally Unbelievable

People is the stupid

by GrapeApe 2012-02-08 09:51:49 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Communities Against Terrorism

Potential Indicators of Terrorist Activities Related to Internet Cafe (.pdf)

by MstrLance 2012-02-05 17:12:45 | 0 reads | 8 comments

Arizona State Lawmaker Proposes State Holiday For Whitebreds

Because Whitey has it so hard and little brownies are taking all their stuff.

by BigDinWaunakee 2012-02-05 14:21:12 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Rich meepbag adopts 42 year old girlfriend as his DAUGHTER to protect his fortune from family of man killed in DUI crash

So does that mean they are engaging in incest if they have meep now?

by witty_screen_name 2012-02-04 14:09:14 | 0 reads | 6 comments

The Apple Boycott: People Are Spouting Nonsense

If people were being rational about this instead of spouting nonsense then this would be something that was praised, not vilified.

by nurglets 2012-02-02 08:11:24 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Teacher Terrorizes Tots...They BETTER learn!

Don't move, shut up, here's a meeproach for you, drink this semen, and say cheese!

by Pepper 2012-02-01 01:36:40 | 0 reads | 7 comments

Chicago Whitebred And Friends Playing Noose The Minority

His meep and mouth are going to noose some big black meep while in prison.

by BigDinWaunakee 2012-01-30 07:13:25 | 0 reads | 6 comments

Mechanic Sucked into Jet Engine

With pics!

by dent 2012-01-28 18:59:42 | 0 reads | 12 comments

South Carolina Republican's Much Ado About Nothing Voter Fraud Claims

Once again, facts get in the way of an untrue narrative. Fortunately for Republicans, their believers won't be swayed.

by BigDinWaunakee 2012-01-28 06:58:12 | 0 reads | 3 comments

The myth of 'isolated' Iran

...and John Bolton can suck swarthy/asian meeps.

by meeproach 2012-01-26 07:59:59 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Big Red Coach Accused Of Wanting A Big Stiff One

University of Wisconsin Senior A.D. (former) is accused of wanting some man meat held in the pants of a student, sub-ordinate. Gets drunk, grabs meep, threatens to fire the student if meat doesn't enter mouth.

by BigDinWaunakee 2012-01-26 07:59:40 | 0 reads | comment

Inbred Southerners Don't Like Their History

It is really hard not to point this meep out. But then

by BigDinWaunakee 2012-01-25 09:41:42 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Man says wife punched, strangled by ghost.

Spirits, more likely.

by dragonstaff 2012-01-23 09:07:57 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Y'all!

"When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 diabetes ... it's in bad taste if nothing else." (Anthony Bourdain)

by StartRecordingNow 2012-01-21 13:36:36 | 0 reads | 5 comments

Georgia state Rep. Kip Smith, who is co-sponsor of a bill requiring that public assistance recipients be tested for drug abuse, has been arrested and charged with DUI.

No, I meant test the POOR.

by bobacus 2012-01-17 20:32:48 | 0 reads | 12 comments

10 Technologies That Congress Tried to Kill

Four out of ten were backed by guess who?

by godevillivedog 2012-01-17 14:25:27 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Republivangelists win another round

Missouri, The Show Me State, no longer requires visual evidence.

by pete56 2012-01-14 12:27:04 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Music industry launches new High Court action against Irish government

Evidently the music industry sets state law now.

by GrapeApe 2012-01-14 09:15:40 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Man Drowns in Vat of Scotch Whiskey

The Swarm is living on...it was just a joke, brother....

by BeachGoat 2012-01-12 09:09:27 | 0 reads | 5 comments

SAUDI BOY FOR SALE: $20,000,000

...by the 2012 'Dad of the Year' early front-runner.

by MstrLance 2012-01-11 18:49:40 | 0 reads | 7 comments

Rifle Burs (original)

Possibly the best music video ever

by LORDKAHUNA 2012-01-11 11:11:43 | 0 reads | 4 comments

George Jefferson , stalker fan of prog rock band, Gong, in the 70s.

Go listen to Flying Teapot for good measure. Its got a lot of jazz in it.

by bobacus 2012-01-10 10:47:41 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Meet Vermin Supreme, the presidential candidate who will fund time travel research

Vermin has attempted to become the "Emperor for the New Millennium" several times before. For 2012, he's listed under the Democratic ballot in New Hampshire and enjoyed a rollicking debate with the ghost of Aleister Crowley.

by saltpeter 2012-01-09 23:09:30 | 0 reads | comment

The Bronies Take Manhattan

I'm holding out for the Garbage Pail Kids convention.

by GrapeApe 2012-01-09 23:08:34 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Van Halen's David Lee Roth: 'I've always been a show-off' - a classic interview from the vaults

Later this week, a re-formed Van Halen are due to make their return with a gig in New York, with a tour and album to follow. Here, in our latest visit to the archives of Rock's Backpages - the world's leading collection of vintage music journalism - meep Brown meets a chirpy David Lee Roth in 1984

by HOBO 2012-01-09 19:55:34 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Brooklyn dad stopped from seeing premature twins by Beyonce baby hospital 'takeover'

Why am I not surprised at this.

by LORDKAHUNA 2012-01-09 12:10:46 | 0 reads | 4 comments

trick ceiling fan takedown

You did not think your plan through to the end young grasshopper

by fl_projekt 2012-01-05 08:41:00 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Too Fat to Kill?

Would you ask a 600-lb. woman to babysit your 2-year-old?

by Pepper 2012-01-04 08:32:13 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Cee-Lo meeps up the new year.

Changes Lennon's lyric to "...and all religion's true."

by spankerchief 2012-01-03 09:16:31 | 0 reads | 6 comments

Lexington man charged with making a fake $1 million bill and trying to spend it.

Not even Walmart cashiers are that dumb. (Not that cashiers are dumb).

by dragonstaff 2012-01-01 17:39:15 | 0 reads | 5 comments

Real life 'Mutants aren't human' legal battle in US court.

Marvel dukes it out with doll import taxation.

by pete56 2012-01-01 15:48:11 | 0 reads | comment

Would you pay $16,000 for a virtual sword in a game that has yet to be released?

This guy did.

by MstrLance 2011-12-31 22:16:02 | 0 reads | 7 comments

Doggie Is A Terrorist! Better Blow Him Up!

Fun with IEDs

by BeachGoat 2011-12-31 22:15:45 | 0 reads | 8 comments

Authorities Seeking Head meep

"Oh, meep, my meep just exploded!"

by Pepper 2011-12-31 19:56:39 | 0 reads | comment

Woman Sues Dead Teen For Flying Body Parts From His Own Train Death

"Large Pieces" of the victim hit the woman waiting at the platform, who claims it was a "Foreseeable Incident".

by BeachGoat 2011-12-30 15:44:41 | 0 reads | 11 comments

And the Customer Service of the Year award goes too...

Paul Christoforo of Ocean Marketing. Sample: "We do value our customers but sometimes we get children like you we just have to put you in the corner with your im stupid hat on."

by MstrLance 2011-12-28 21:50:05 | 0 reads | 4 comments

School accused of putting autistic student in bag

'He was treated like trash and thrown in the hallway,' mom says

by middle_age_man 2011-12-24 23:15:06 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Cruise Missle powereed Hoopty

Redneck Jet-Dragster brings Urban Legend to life in DIY Frankenstein proportions

by onemob 2011-12-23 15:42:29 | 0 reads | 5 comments

World champion jerking-off in Japan

Apparently we didn't nuke this place enough

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-12-23 09:31:19 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Little meepers and Racists....are They One and the Same?

Being short isn't all that cool....

by Pepper 2011-12-22 05:25:34 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Sigma Phi Epsilon closes UVM chapter in wake of rape-survey controversy

Frat plays rape game, loses

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-12-20 10:23:50 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Woman caught making meth inside S. Tulsa Walmart

Clean-up in aisle 4.

by dragonstaff 2011-12-10 09:41:55 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Bacon flavored lubricant

Squeal like a pig.

by freakmachine 2011-12-09 19:56:40 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Report: Michelle Duggar miscarries - TODAY Health - TODAY.com

Finally, the Clown Car craps out.

by catiff 2011-12-09 08:49:10 | 0 reads | 6 comments