Dirty Details: Dents, Faulty Welds Found Along Keystone XL Southern Half in Texas
If an ecologically hazardous accident happens to TransCanada's Keystone XL (KXL) tar sands pipeline, we can't say we weren't forewarned.
Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government
Speaking to the Liberty Council's 'The Awakening 2013 conference last month, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) urged a religious crowd to focus on 'spiritual warfare- in their continuing fight to impose religious values on government.
Everything Is Rigged: The Biggest Price-Fixing Scandal Ever
The Illuminati were amateurs. The second huge financial scandal of the year reveals the real international conspiracy: There's no price the big banks can't fix
Swedish feminsts are so board they're telling men how to sit on a bus
Swedish feminists say men who sit with their legs apart on buses and trains are part of the rape culture that is pervading the world.
World Rasslin' Entertainment Creates Obnoxious Tea Party Characters, Right-Wing Heads Explode
Swagger, recently reinvented as a xenophobic 'Real American- who delivers anti-immigration 'State of the Union- addresses as the antagonist to the Mexican hero Del Rio.
Classy Gun Rights Groupies Heckle Father Of Slain Student
Keep it classy, you gun meepers.
You Will Improve Your Grades!!.... At The Business End Of An Assault Rifle
Responsible Gun Owner
Lost without a map: Despite a globalized society, university students can't locate the Atlantic Ocean
We are meeped
Man restrained with duct tape after becoming unruly on Iceland to New York flight
What a meep
Updated: "Scientists" uncover global league of mythical creatures
Bigfoot, and unicorns, and chupacabras...Oh my!
Rural Maine-folk See Black People
Outgoing whitebred, part-time human, and outgoing Maine GOP chairman states that there must have been fraud, because African Americans voted at some rural precints.
Ironically, they may be uninsured and will require government funds.
Ugly meep Fired For N-Word & Assassination Twitter About Obama
Poor, poor stupid doggie got fired from her minimum wage job for tweeting about wishes for the assassination of our Nig*** President.
How to avoid paying your power bill- Put the account in the name of "Dear Customer"
This is what happens when you move your call-centre to India.
An orthodox rabbit goes after Sarah Silverman. He proceeds to get koshered.
Baseball player fun-fest.
High school teacher fired for giving zeros
high school teacher suspended for giving zeros was officially given the axe Friday in a letter from the Edmonton Public School Board
Notorious anti-Semite politician discovers he's Jewish
Csanad Szegedi was notorious for his incendiary comments on Jews: He accused them of 'buying up' the country, railed about the 'Jewishness' of the political elite and claimed Jews were desecrating national symbols.Then came a revelation that knocked him off his perch as ultra-nationalist standard-bearer: Szegedi himself is a Jew
Man In Goat Costume Living With Utah Mountain Goats
Living the Dream
A little humiliation might spur some political will to stop sucking so much.
US grants Playboy Playmate Shera Bechard 'genius' visa
No summary.
Woman accused of groping TSA agent
Fair is fair.
OBEY
Male Wall Street Brokers Are Whiny meepes Who Suck In Bed
Got to love when quick shooters and small wee-wees start whining about their squash matches.
Male Wall Street Brokers Are Whiny meepes Who Suck In Bed
Got to love when quick shooters and small wee-wees start whining about their squash matches.
Charlie Sheen threatens to sue NYC topless club - for opening a Charlie Sheen VIP room
"He wasn't doing big business for us anyway"
White Supremacist Slash Border Vigilante Finally Kills The Right Person - Himself
Infamous "whitebred" supremacist finally makes a good decision and kills himself. Unfortunately, some innocent family members also drew the short stick in the evolution lottery.
Dentist Pulls All Ex's Teeth Out; Anna Mackowiak Faces Jail Time
Ummm...Don't go to your ex-girlfriend for anything idiot.
"Survivalist" Really Didn't Survive Too Long
Militant Whackadoo spends last hours in meephole built for one.
The CIA wants to spy on you through your TV
Buy your telescreen today! Submit voluntarily to your leaders!
I think he is a little pissed off.
Man Drinks Gas, Then Bursts Into Flames Lighting a Cigarette
I've seen Bender do that on Futurama.
Paul "Complete The Danged Fence" Babeu Lived With A 17 Year Old Male Student From School He Was HeadMaster
Brings new meaning to the title of Head-Master.
Michigan Tea Party Members: Dumb As meep And Proud Of It
Yeah...education. Who needs it?
'Radical' Girl Scouts out to destroy 'American family values'
It's official. The republicans hate cookies...and black communist lesbians.
Car Crashes Through Home For The Fifth Time
'They just push the gas all the way down and take off,- he said.
Arizona State Lawmaker Proposes State Holiday For Whitebreds
Because Whitey has it so hard and little brownies are taking all their stuff.
The Apple Boycott: People Are Spouting Nonsense
If people were being rational about this instead of spouting nonsense then this would be something that was praised, not vilified.
Teacher Terrorizes Tots...They BETTER learn!
Don't move, shut up, here's a meeproach for you, drink this semen, and say cheese!
South Carolina Republican's Much Ado About Nothing Voter Fraud Claims
Once again, facts get in the way of an untrue narrative. Fortunately for Republicans, their believers won't be swayed.
...and John Bolton can suck swarthy/asian meeps.
Big Red Coach Accused Of Wanting A Big Stiff One
University of Wisconsin Senior A.D. (former) is accused of wanting some man meat held in the pants of a student, sub-ordinate. Gets drunk, grabs meep, threatens to fire the student if meat doesn't enter mouth.
SAUDI BOY FOR SALE: $20,000,000
...by the 2012 'Dad of the Year' early front-runner.
Van Halen's David Lee Roth: 'I've always been a show-off' - a classic interview from the vaults
Later this week, a re-formed Van Halen are due to make their return with a gig in New York, with a tour and album to follow. Here, in our latest visit to the archives of Rock's Backpages - the world's leading collection of vintage music journalism - meep Brown meets a chirpy David Lee Roth in 1984
Doggie Is A Terrorist! Better Blow Him Up!
Fun with IEDs
"Oh, meep, my meep just exploded!"
School accused of putting autistic student in bag
'He was treated like trash and thrown in the hallway,' mom says
Little meepers and Racists....are They One and the Same?
Being short isn't all that cool....
Hong Kong bust shows China cocaine boom
I like how this is in the Business section...
UNESCO greeets Palestine, USA withdraws funding.
'Today's reckless action by UNESCO is anti-Israel and anti-peace...-



