Man Drinks Gas, Then Bursts Into Flames Lighting a Cigarette
I've seen Bender do that on Futurama.
Teacher Terrorizes Tots...They BETTER learn!
Don't move, shut up, here's a meeproach for you, drink this semen, and say cheese!
Big Red Coach Accused Of Wanting A Big Stiff One
University of Wisconsin Senior A.D. (former) is accused of wanting some man meat held in the pants of a student, sub-ordinate. Gets drunk, grabs meep, threatens to fire the student if meat doesn't enter mouth.
Man goes in for cirmeepcision, wakes up without his meep
The Wonderful Music Of Natural Selection Harp
Biker dies on ride protesting helmet laws... by flipping over the handlebars and squashing his melon.
Malaysian state is sending effeminate boys to a boot camp
Really how can you tell them apart?
Chinese Surgeons Remove Four Inch Knife Blade Embedded In Man's Head For Four Years
He had a headache.
Man kills wife to make lucky fetus charm
"The murderer confessed to the terrible crime, but he won't explain where the body of his unborn child is,"



