wolfer's journal: Baseball

Well Beltran signed on with Mets and The Big Mullet signed on with Yanks for 2 years for a whopping 32 million dollars. With Beltran leaving there went any hopes for anything to happen with the Astros. They were so close this past season. Cardinals wanted it more and went to the World Series. I thought Bagwell would get his time but nope not this time and now not next time either. It will take a meeping miracle for them to make it.

by wolfer 2005-01-11 02:50:00 | 331 reads | 1 comment

wolfer's journal: M.I.D.F.

When I was in high school. I had a small group of friends. Mainly about 5 or 6 of us that hung out daily. Then theres the associates. The people I would see only at school or when we (The Group) was looking for a dime bag. I stayed at my friends house several times because I didn't like tripping on acid in front of my parents. Plus when I "ran away" this is where I would stay. His mom was nice. UGLY but a very nice lady.All of my friends and girl friends moms seemed to like me even though I had hair to the middle of my back. I guess it was my politeness (cover up). Any ways on several occasions when my buddy had past out early and his mom would get home late from the bar. Which was a weekly event would somewhat flirt. At first I thought she was being a little drunk nice but things started to not seem right. The first time I figured it out was when we had been up for several nights on the coke we stole from his uncle. He had passed out and I kept hitting the slopes. Well his mom came home about 1:30 ish with some bar fly. Well they were playing the radio in the living room. I guess I walked by at the wrong time. The guy didn't want to dance with her so I was called over to dance. So I obliged. Well everything was ok until she grabbed my hands and pulled them down to her meep. I was like "hey look at the time I gotta crash". Now if the lady was better looking. I might have bent her over the coffee table and waxed that meep right in front of bar fly. I did however looking for something find a meep under her seat in her car. That was funny when I brought it in and showed it to my buddy. So anyway. He had a hot sister that I would have got with. She was a little nutty though. Did you ever get your buddy mom? or dad for the ladies?

by wolfer 2005-02-26 22:18:00 | 894 reads | 12 comments

wolfer's journal: 20 Long Years

Its been 20 years since I have seen my dad, about 18 since I have talked to him. I'm not sure exactly what happened but after my summer vacation with him 18 years ago we lost contact. I have been pissed and cried at times not knowing where he was or how my little bro and sis are doing. Before I had a computer I would try to call info in Louisiana and try to find him but he had moved and I would always get someone else with the same name. I would look his name and the kids name up on the computer constantly with no luck. Finally a month ago I found a address. I didn't immediately write him cause I just wasn't sure what to say or how to. Last week I got drunk and wrote him. I wasn't to mean but I did let him know I have been hurt for so long and that he missed so much. I also sent him a couple of pics of his grand kids. Now at this point I have no idea whats ahead for me. Will he write me back, or is he dead, or maybe they don't live there and i will never get a return letter or maybe he just doesn't want to talk to me.....I waited running out to the mailbox everyday. Finally last Friday I open it up and the letter is right there on top. he wrote me back. I immediately start to tear up a bit and almost get dizzy. I open it up and he is glad to hear from me and says he has also tried to contact me. My brother is married and my sis is engaged. He has gained 30 lbs and now has white hair and is bald. Hurricane Rita destroyed their house and they are now in a FEMA trailer on the lawn. I have been talking to him everyday. Its been an emotional roller coaster for me this week and I'm still in awe of finding my dad. Now Its just a matter of time till I can see them.

by wolfer 2006-05-02 14:38:00 | 615 reads | 10 comments

wolfer's journal: Weird Smells That You Like

I like a few actually,

by wolfer 2006-10-14 21:19:00 | 858 reads | 40 comments

wolfer's journal: Happy Halloween

Taking it easy this year and gonna scare the meep out of the kids. the oldest son thinks he is too old to trick or treat and the youngest is too young. I have been going out every halloween for 11 years. Im staying at the house this time drink, grilling and passing out razor blade laced apples.

by wolfer 2006-10-24 01:21:00 | 502 reads | 5 comments

wolfer's journal: KKKramer

He is really busted up over this.

by wolfer 2006-12-01 00:08:00 | 516 reads | 3 comments

wolfer's journal: The Past 3 Days

I know there are a few fathers here. I have two boys one 12 and one is 21 months. Christmas time is always hectic and crazy. I'm not one that can handle to much traffic, shopping and people in general. I do it though. Anyways for our Christmas dinner I thought I would once again fry a turkey since my wife has stopped cooking. It came out awesome as always. I injected it the night before with some creole meeper sauce and seasoned it with a mix of creole seasoning and lemon peppers. this thing came out so juicy. Everyone of my family that has ever tried my turkeys gets pissed when they hear about me cooking it cause there not around for it. So being that I have been cooking more lately. My wife bought me a wok set, which I have been wanting. So tonight I did my first stir fry. It came out great it was all gone within a few moinutes. The whole thing about seasoning the wok is new to me but apparently its what good cooks do, so im sticking with that. After the stir fry was cooked and demolished. I took a few shots and bottled up my beer for carbonation. Has to sit for a week then I can condition it in the fridge for a couple of days to weeks or months. Will see how long they last. So here is a few pics from my past 3 days.

by wolfer 2006-12-27 01:17:00 | 1183 reads | 53 comments

wolfer's journal: happy hanukwanzmas

OK, so I know I had a hasty exit here, from you guys. I was going through some weird meep. I had been a stay at home dad for 2 years and it was reeeally getting to me. I apologize for some of the rude remarks I made to some of you. I moved to AZ last February and things were going great. I even got a dollar raise after being there 3 months. After about 4 more months I found a new job and gave my resignation. Well they trip and offered me more money. I accepted. Long story longer They canned me a month and a half after that. So I am unemployed and the Christmas tree is empty but I have some leads and a house and my family. Anyways just want to confirm that I did miss this place and hope that I can contribute to the insanity that flows through the veins of the Swarm....

by wolfer 2007-12-17 23:39:00 | 683 reads | 6 comments

wolfer's journal: WARNING - SUPERMARKET SCAM THREAT!!

A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at

by wolfer 2007-12-18 12:24:00 | 695 reads | 9 comments

wolfer's journal: You Dont Know Me!

I dont know if this is some inside joke or what happened here but I am not what you think. It seems that due to some peoples post that I may be some kind of uneducated backwoods racist. Im done with the remarks and bullmeep. As I have stated here before and I have been here along time, Some of my comments as any other comment here has been either drunken jokes or comedy. I am from Arkansas and like the rebel flag, That however doesn't make me a racist. I like guns and cooking redmeat on a grill. I may not have finished high school but I have my GED, I have also went through some community college and as I have stated lately am going through HVAC/R school at the moment. If you doubt in any way of my character then I beg you to call me on the phone or visit me personally to see who I really am. My family is really giving, caring people. My oldest sons friend was sent to a foster home and when we found out we decided to adopt him until his dad was fit to take him back.

by wolfer 2008-09-14 02:44:00 | 1893 reads | 84 comments

Media Fire: Unlimited Uploads

Unlimited bandwidth and storage? Prolly too good to be true, but it's worth a shot.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2006-10-25 18:53:48 | 2581 reads | 7 comments

Los 80: meepload Of Links To 80s Music Videos

As eran las cosas... y as se las hemos linkado.

by vasudeva 2006-06-05 11:32:12 | 2574 reads | 9 comments

War Letters

A searchable archive of war correspondence from independence through Iraq

by Lownotes 2006-05-13 07:49:47 | 1384 reads | comment

Grilling Basics

that time of year, comrades

by ghostrider 2006-04-22 05:05:44 | 474 reads | comment

The Spirit Of Truth!

YEAH meep! REPEAT THE SCRIPTCHA!

by metatron 2006-04-20 20:19:41 | 6013 reads | 34 comments

Underground Ozarks

Guys plundering missile silos...

by Lownotes 2006-03-30 01:49:51 | 2001 reads | 9 comments

Dead People On Myspace

I see dead people.

by gork 2006-03-26 08:56:14 | 3738 reads | 12 comments

What Is Up (Site For News Junkies)

Mezmerizingly cool way to get your news.

by tantrum 2006-03-06 18:53:09 | 3266 reads | 9 comments

Musician War

Very meeping cool, I was a member here 3 yrs ago and I thot that this site had bought the farm (I'm plesantly surprised to see that they are still around). You gotta register to see the cool meep, but it's fuking worth it (Vibetronit and Jonzester rawk)

by LORDKAHUNA 2006-03-04 04:42:21 | 3091 reads | 6 comments

Reefer Madness

Movie from 1936 made to skare the meep out of pot smokers. CLASSIC

by wolfer 2006-02-12 06:31:16 | 2088 reads | 5 comments