witty_screen_name
Location: Atlanta, GA
Occupation: Jack Off
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"My eyes are on fire! My eyes are on fire! Are they supposed to do that?"
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Posts 50 times to the Camphone ThreadDecider
Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha QueueLOCKED: Aryan
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Submits 20+ Violence ThingsLOCKED: Cutter
Creates more than 5 new Journals a monthLOCKED: Chief Surgeon
Edits the most postsLOCKED: Corpsefucker
Comments on the most outdated posts everLOCKED: Dittohead
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Comment every day for a weekLOCKED: Genghis Khan
Submits 50+ Violence ThingsLOCKED: Grumpiest Alpha
Downvoted the most links in the queueLOCKED: Hugh Hefner
Most Sexual submitterLOCKED: Inspector Gadget
Searches for links threads journals and users the mostLOCKED: Jackoff Planner
Clipswarms 10+ Sexual thingsLOCKED: Juggernaut
Most rejected things totalLOCKED: Late To The Party
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Commented on 100 rejected linksLOCKED: Party Candidate
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bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Depression Part Two
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
Danny_Infe+
spankerchi+
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: ALSO people like me?+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: and without the+
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: _A pistol makes a+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Genetic changes+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Learned a new word+
MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
StartRecor+
i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: What if you live+
spod
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: http://www.youtube.c+
linkswarm
queue: New link: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
linkswarm
queue: New link: Depression Part Two
linkswarm
queue: New link: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
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queue: New link: Interview With Charlie Watts
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Loki, your+
spankerchi+
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Blah blah (made up+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: I have a GOOD+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: You seem to have+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: How old are you+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Beach, men tend to+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Hoplophobes have a+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Loki, your+
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Pressure-cookers+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: I keep my pressure+
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Entirely reasonable.+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You organ worshipers+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You organ worshipers+
MstrLance
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Now they're coming+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Also birds of the+
spankerchi+
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: 1) The underlying+
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Hi tesco, you+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: I put choose in+
MstrLance
0 miles, 0 feet of climb, 72 degrees, 2 hours on a couch
StartRecor+
105 miles, 8500 feet of climb, 100 degrees, 7 hours on a bike
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "Or a bacteria+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: The article is+
Cryogeneri+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Wasn't this about+
StartRecor+
LINK: This Is Water
MstrLance
LINK: Cloud Robotics
dragonstaf+
Twelve hours driving around goat tracks on a fire ground and three hours travel each way to get there and back home..I am knackered.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Woman force-feeds herself 5,000 calories a day in bid to be fattest possible fetish model
BeachGoat
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: So, by your logic,+
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