witty_screen_name

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Vermont Police Emblem: Find the Pig

Vermont inmates hide pig in official police car decal.

by StartRecordingNow 2012-02-04 23:18:14 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Rich meepbag adopts 42 year old girlfriend as his DAUGHTER to protect his fortune from family of man killed in DUI crash

So does that mean they are engaging in incest if they have meep now?

by witty_screen_name 2012-02-04 14:09:14 | 0 reads | 6 comments

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lawnmower accident?
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My meep, its detachable.
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He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
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