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Inside, we called it 'digging a hole' or 'digging a well'. The make shift weapons used inside aren't easy to kill with. You make a hole as fast as you can, by stabbing as fast as you can, and then you try and get a grip inside it and just start pulling.

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vasudeva's journal: Jackasses UNITE

No summary.

by vasudeva 2002-01-15 12:59:00 | 1686 reads | 20 comments

vasudeva's journal: Blister Text

vasudeva: i just found a soft sort of blister along that seam on the inside of my mouth, the seam that runs parallel to the joining of my teeth as i bite down.

by vasudeva 2002-01-17 08:48:00 | 681 reads | comment

vasudeva's journal: EMACIATED

by Durbeen Tarfloe.

by vasudeva 2002-01-23 10:14:00 | 1158 reads | 9 comments

vasudeva's journal: our new Mega-Object

clokhed: wherever usual, our new Mega-Object will make for a satisfied hero.

by vasudeva 2002-01-30 08:21:00 | 1466 reads | 2 comments

vasudeva's journal: Solly Solly Solly

Get your adverbs here;

by vasudeva 2002-02-04 08:36:00 | 1382 reads | 3 comments

vasudeva's journal: Rocking the Blocks

No more wondering when Geeknews might release their 'Most Recent Journals' code. Now we have our own.

by vasudeva 2002-03-10 12:28:00 | 683 reads | 1 comment

vasudeva's journal: $2400

This last Sunday, I was going through the stacks and stacks of piled-up paperwork that have been acmeepulating ever since I moved here a year ago.

by vasudeva 2002-03-13 13:40:00 | 652 reads | 1 comment

vasudeva's journal: What Gets You Out of Bed in the Morning?

Weekends, I usually wake up way earlier than I want to, especially if I drank the night before. My mind locks on a particular negative aspect of life and wrestles with it until I throw myself out of bed, exhausted with the fight to change my train of thought. It's a weird habit.

by vasudeva 2002-03-17 08:04:00 | 674 reads | comment

vasudeva's journal: Walker, Texas Ranger

Walker, Texas Ranger. Do you know this particular piece of meep?

by vasudeva 2002-03-29 12:05:00 | 1109 reads | 15 comments

vasudeva's journal: Evil Brown and the Secret of the Urine Leak

I just spent fifteen minutes plunging the meeping toilet. It was hideous.

by vasudeva 2002-03-30 19:34:00 | 1281 reads | 9 comments

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Forum: Stuff what needs to added to this awesome new Linkswarm 2.0

who is online

by ghostrider 2010-12-16 20:06:05 | 9596 reads | 140 comments

Forum: Holy Mother of Carp, LinkSwarm 2.0 Is Live

Confused? Freaked out? Alive with pleasure? If you think you've found a bug, post to the LS 2.0 Bug Thread, or pop into IRC and see what's what.

by vasudeva 2010-12-16 13:24:17 | 10838 reads | 144 comments

Replace Yourself With A Small Shell Script

Email workflow automation.

by mundhra 2010-05-27 16:02:55 | 973 reads | 3 comments

Information Architect's 2006 Facebook Designs, Redesigned

I think this idea is cool as meep.

by vasudeva 2010-03-08 18:31:47 | 1030 reads | 1 comment

Black Iron Dude: Cooking With Cast Iron Cookware

A blog mostly about caring for and cooking with cast iron cookware.

by LORDKAHUNA 2009-11-16 22:25:39 | 1680 reads | 8 comments

Black And WTF

A blog full of black&white photos of wtf.

by Wotak 2009-11-02 21:14:56 | 2380 reads | 8 comments

What Makes People Vote Republican?

And here I was thinking that it was just retardation.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2008-09-11 14:29:53 | 2937 reads | 42 comments

30+ Insanely Useful Websites For Guitarists

I don't know about the 'insanely' part, I've noticed there's a trend toward hyperbole on the interweb, but some are useful/interesting indeed.

by Danny_Inferno 2008-07-29 17:44:57 | 1913 reads | 5 comments

True Porn Clerk Stories

I can't stop reading this.

by vasudeva 2008-02-25 17:12:21 | 2816 reads | 20 comments

Slow Things Going Fast

13 different time-lapse videos of interesting and semi-interesting stuff.

by Wotak 2008-02-08 14:32:54 | 1535 reads | 1 comment

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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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