swankedster

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Taking the opposing stance is the formation of all my beliefs.
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swankedster's journal: can I do this?

EMBRYONIC-masses, CHRONIC-flashes, protoplasm's, BOMBS-AND-caskets

by swankedster 2006-05-17 20:06:00 | 586 reads | 14 comments

swankedster's journal: What the meep!

I meeped this girl from work off and on over the years and someone just told me she is pregnant. What the meep! I'm sterile so I'm safe but now she keeps trying to talk to me. What to do, what to do . . .

by swankedster 2006-06-21 06:16:00 | 802 reads | 12 comments

swankedster's journal: Pure Evil

Have you ever met or known someone who emanates pure evil? Well besides all of you meeps, check your evilness here: How Evil are You?. What I'm talking about is when you meet someone and you instantaneously know they are unadulterated evil. I'm not talking about Satanism which I will define here as ..."the worship of the self, it is an existentialist movement where we admit that there is no way of experiencing an objective reality and that everything we do is clouded by our own imperfect perceptions. Satanism is, amongst other things, the worship of clarity and overcoming self deceit" (sounds like the new age movement). Some Satanist/occultist could be pure evil as in any other religion or thought system.

by swankedster 2006-08-18 13:33:00 | 772 reads | 25 comments

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