sugarslim

Historical reality cannot be considered as axiomatically spontaneous, but must rather be seen as heavily manipulated by the multi-billion dollar intelligence agencies.
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sugarslim's journal: a taste of whats to come

its 400 hrs here in the great state of..... kansas, im listening to some dude talk about govt contingencies against alien invasion, wondering if all this conspiracy meepe is making me crazy, im sure meta shares my anxiety, anyhow i guess complacency is worse, so i'll keep searching for answers, so tonite i listen to some monotonous fuxor rant on about the Rport from Iron Mountain: On the Possibility and Desirability of Peace, evidently a leaked domeepent written in the 60s by somebody in the JFK administration, to make matters short this is some Big Brother type meepe, the report states that in the case of world peace, govt must find some replacement for war to control society, various replacements were mentioned, i wont repeat them, go read about it yourself

sugarslim's journal: Blunt Honesty

So I spent a week in Nashville last year doing community service; me and six girls picking up trash in the ghetto. Pretty meepty week, we argued about everything there was to argue about, got lost a bunch, and I made out with the least ugly one of the bunch, which isnt saying much (did i mention im a guy?). anyhow i have had intermittent contact with this female for sometime now, and she called me the other day. she wanted to go to the bars, i accepted the invite and said i would meet her in 30 min, i never showed up. she asked me later why i didnt, i simply replied "I was looking to score but i changed my mind and jerked off instead." pretty mean meep huh?

sugarslim's journal: skool daze

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sugarslim's journal: Im Fukking Stoopid

ok im a meep, i accidentally hit enter in that last entry, anyhow there are dummer fux than myself out there, and most of them go to my school, as was the original topic....

sugarslim's journal: never die alone

so i entered the theater expecting to see something of the caliber of cradle 2 the grave, or exit wounds, both excellent pieces of schlock, but hey im a sucker for bad action movies (who isnt?) anyhow, after the movie ended, i was more than a bit surprised... in short hollywood has finally found a believable role for dmx, that of a heartless drug dealer, a wretched leech of a human being thriving on the misery of others, and he does it in style. while the movie isnt without a sense of justice (dmx does get shanked like its alcatraz) the movie is 80 some minutes of grainy filmed scenes of pimp slapping, coke snorting, and outright badness (did i mention that dmx sodomizes a woman?) in short, new school blaxploitation is here, and i hope it stays.

sugarslim's journal: REPENT

Ive been in self-imposed isolation for the past couple months and have only checked the swarm intermittently, however i think now is the time that i say a few things:

sugarslim's journal: fear and freedom

first journal post in over four years, first meaningful thoughts in at least as long

sugarslim's journal: Nothing To Hide

Many years ago (pre 9/11 I'm somewhat embarassed to admit, old age is a meep) when I had the privilege of sharing a dorm room with a member of the more privileged class, I happened upon a search and seizure case that had been appealed all the way to the US Supreme Court. Granted, the late 90s seemed to be controversy free compared to the modern age, regardless, I took issue with the case as I vaguely remember it involving police officers inducing a suspect to nausea in order to produce crack rocks that the suspect had ingested (a la Denzel penmeeping Snoop Dogg in Training Day). Uppity tweenager that I was I saw this as a concrete threat to our constitutional rights and attempted to engender debate with my roomate. My attempt at discourse was casually foiled by his reply:

sugarslim's journal: Decision Time

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sugarslim's journal: Multi tentacled midnight musing: Fight The Evil Silicon!

I just stayed up until 1am doing homework thats not do until next month, thinking it was due tomorrow. The ex called me earlier and wanted to 'hang out', I declined because aside from being under the idea that this was due tomorrow, Im going to be lucky to get a C out of this class. Oh well, beat off and RTFM.

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queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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