spankerchief

Location: Bakersfield

Occupation: Prison maintenance

Interests: Barbecue, Finding Mrs Wrong(again and again and again...), building essentially useless but cool sh#t and of course making up for those douchebag years.

Still making up for being a Class-A douchebag for my first 25 years of life. -Nah, better make that 30.
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Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)

Public trust:

by spankerchief 2013-05-17 07:26:15 | 0 reads | 3 comments

spankerchief's journal: Need help socializing? Make crazy meep for your kids.

It all started with chainmail. Not that meep where you've got to send copies of a "have a nice day" letter or bad luck will haunt you meep (which makes you want to look up a guy's IP, track him to his house and slap him with a hammer.) It's little rings of metal painstakingly joined together to make a nifty T shirt that combines the best features of weeks worth of arthritis-inducing wire bending, cold heavy iron and high dork fashion.

by spankerchief 2009-04-12 09:09:00 | 1598 reads | 6 comments

spankerchief's journal: Gonna shank the meep that stole my apple juice...

These are interesting times......as the old chinese curse goes.

by spankerchief 2009-05-01 03:44:00 | 1478 reads | 9 comments

spankerchief's journal: A story of two egos. (A cautionary tale)

My favorite brother(if only because he's the only one I've got) has reached a tipping point in his life.

by spankerchief 2009-05-16 01:15:00 | 1717 reads | 8 comments

spankerchief's journal: A tale... (part 2)

It begins...

by spankerchief 2009-05-20 01:51:00 | 3686 reads | 23 comments

spankerchief's journal: Standing in line, waiting for shots.

A while back I took my foster daughter Kara to the free shot clinic the hospital was holding out in a park.(Kaiser won't put her on my insurance until I pay a shload of money to adopt her)

by spankerchief 2009-05-28 02:58:00 | 1534 reads | 6 comments

spankerchief's journal: Dear Ann Landers...

..Or failing that, all you opinionated f#cks at LS;

by spankerchief 2009-08-31 19:58:00 | 1188 reads | 22 comments

spankerchief's journal: I've got a new hobby this year; pissing the taggers off.

I just got back from covering a shload of tags on just about every flat surface in the neighborhood. Everything from mailboxes to utility boxes, garage doors, fences, walls, vehicles, sidewalks, etc. Sooner or later, everything gets it.

by spankerchief 2009-09-09 09:46:00 | 811 reads | 8 comments

spankerchief's journal: Christmas gifts

I love going nuts with the presents on Christmas.

by spankerchief 2009-11-24 19:54:00 | 1382 reads | 6 comments

spankerchief's journal: Walking away from a house. (Downer alert)

My mom called last night, alternating between loud ranting and...well, LOUDER ranting over my brother's lack of brain.

by spankerchief 2010-03-29 17:50:00 | 1572 reads | 15 comments

spankerchief's journal: Heirloom destruction.

No summary.

by spankerchief 2010-04-14 19:32:00 | 3396 reads | 33 comments

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Forum: Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage)

All right kiddies, here's the plan:

by spankerchief 2012-02-13 08:09:52 | 0 reads | 71 comments

Forum: Secret Satan 2011

In the regrettable absence of Ghostie, I am wondering if there is any interest in doing this again this year.

by dragonstaff 2011-09-11 22:41:57 | 0 reads | 74 comments

Forum: Future Dead meep

So a friend calls me and tells me he was awaken one night by some loud bangs.He goes to investigate,because his wife was in the bedroom,and he fell asleep on the couch.

by Senor_Smoke 2011-07-17 12:53:47 | 0 reads | 26 comments

Forum: Linkswarm's West Coast Drunken Meandering, (Mild)Debauchery & Family Barbecue Aug 12, 13 & 14th

Time to pull our collective meep out of our Wal-Mart desk chairs and get a little meepin' SUNLIGHT.

by spankerchief 2011-06-09 03:06:54 | 0 reads | 170 comments

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