nurglets

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angering the perpetual ham chimp
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New comments on Things nurglets has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. nurglets has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

nurglets's journal: best xmas evar

if any brits saw the yearly repeat of "grumpy old men" on tv and you remember the line about how everyone always says their xmas was ok, quiet, etc then they know what my usual festive time of year is like. utter meepe. drivel. mind numbing inane meep. except this one.

by nurglets 2006-12-28 17:42:00 | 551 reads | 5 comments

nurglets's journal: built in self-destruct?

meh

by nurglets 2007-12-16 18:27:00 | 746 reads | 13 comments

nurglets's journal: the girlfriend

So the girlfriend read my self-destruct entry!! ooops

by nurglets 2007-12-20 11:37:00 | 1112 reads | 23 comments

nurglets's journal: A.I. bucket

foud a "a.i." chat link on 4chan called bucket, which /b/ has decided to play with. it "learns" from what people type so at the moment its pretty meeped up.

by nurglets 2008-04-23 10:06:00 | 1834 reads | 4 comments

nurglets's journal: my kid will kick your's meep

My kid will kick your kids meep

by nurglets 2008-05-30 19:10:00 | 1099 reads | 16 comments

nurglets's journal: this is all

that is all

by nurglets 2008-06-27 04:55:00 | 1010 reads | 6 comments

nurglets's journal: fyi

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by nurglets 2009-03-28 15:13:00 | 1303 reads | 5 comments

nurglets's journal: fffffffffuuuuu...

<big><big><big><big><big><big><blink>MASSIVE meepNUTS</blink></big></big></big></big></big>

by nurglets 2009-04-28 15:40:00 | 1109 reads | 14 comments

nurglets's journal: my big fat diet

12 august 2009

by nurglets 2009-08-12 10:03:00 | 1046 reads | 6 comments

nurglets's journal: lol nigeria

So i got myself a brand sparkly new camera, which made my old one pretty much useless to me so off to ebay I went to sell it, and in only a few hours someone had bought it. the shipping address was in the U.S. so i sent the buyer an email saying shipping will be more, and they sent me these 2 lolmails:

by nurglets 2009-09-03 13:21:00 | 1848 reads | 6 comments

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Bat Farts

Bats. Farting.

by StartRecordingNow 2012-10-27 13:04:14 | 0 reads | 3 comments

nurglets's journal: fishing meepnuts

Who here fishes, does anyone apart from myself?

by nurglets 2012-06-14 22:54:35 | 0 reads | 16 comments

J'TE BAISE

So many avatar photos here.

by DeJeR 2011-12-08 21:31:21 | 0 reads | 7 comments

Big Thick Fat and Huge

Oh, fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round. (Obvious gh0stie-bait.)

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2011-08-05 11:22:04 | 0 reads | 6 comments

Forum: New Favorite Gif

No summary.

by HOBO 2005-11-30 00:18:49 | 159530 reads | 773 comments

Forum: New Put Pictures Here

Heather's Interests = heather (LOL)

by Heather 2010-12-19 18:50:57 | 12741 reads | 727 comments

Forum: Camphone Thread

Your photo will be posted to this thread under your username. In the future, if there's enough support for it, I'd like to figure out a way to let you control whether the photo gets posted to this thread, or a journal entry of your own. For now, this meep is goofy enough that I'm Keeping It Simple Stupid.

by vasudeva 2007-11-21 02:16:10 | 214738 reads | 7569 comments

Titty City

You wanted more? Can you handle more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-30 08:50:49 | 135 reads | 8 comments

meep

Need I say more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-28 22:22:42 | 173 reads | 9 comments

Croissants

How to make a meep-tonne of em

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-01-13 11:15:18 | 356 reads | 5 comments

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spankerchi+
LINK: Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.
spankerchi+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: The point being that+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Jees, tesco. This+
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: You really seem to+
tesco
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: meep! I figured out+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Spanker+
freakmachi+
LINK: Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: /mildly meandering+
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: All political+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK, so methane on+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: My bad, Dragon. I+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: On the plus side;+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Thanks a LOT, man.+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: 1. Apply clamps to+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I can't help but+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: 2013061612095073410FEth.jpg
MstrLance
Happy non-negligent jizzer day!
JohnLenin
Pats on the meep all 'round
JohnLenin
Yeah, congrats on jizzing inside of something and then not letting your mistake die from negligence.
spankerchi+
Happy Anniversary to all my fellow apostates of the rythm method! Clutch your bag of peas PROUDLY!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: You make enough+
dragonstaf+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: I do love the+
spankerchi+
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
tesco
on Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief: It is truly a+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Logic is lost on+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Loki You make enough+
tesco
on The man who quit money: Dragonstaff. It is+
linkswarm
queue: New link: My Dad Was in a Band
dragonstaf+
LINK: Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members
MstrLance
LINK: Using Metadata to Find Paul Revere
spankerchi+
It's time to get busy.
spankerchi+
Cleaning the garage this morning so's I have room to build. I gritted my teeth and threw out all the old bits of armor, too-heavy maille(10-12 gauge) and a sword blank I'll never get around to beveling.
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: HAHAHA! You'd be a+
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queue: New link: Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Oh, speaking of+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Obviously you doubt+
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: tesco torque+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Perpetual+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: We're having new+
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: [@LOki](http://www.l+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: [@spankerchief](http+
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LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: Nothing, according+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: What really makes it+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Can someone tell me+
LOki
on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: This is why I+
middle_age+
on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: I am so looking+
Senor_Smok+
on WWII VD ads.: Ouch
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: The Doctors were+
BeachGoat
LINK: He Puts His Visions Into Our World
graycube
LINK: Was QE 1 really a dragster?
dragonstaf+
LINK: Esther Williams-DED
HOBO
on WWII VD ads.: Sunny?
spod
on WWII VD ads.: ha! Linkswarm: She+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: meep dude... You+
fastlane
on Beach Goat Survives Another Year; Will Somebody Please Shut Him Up?: how the meep did+
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: I know that feeling:+
MstrLance
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Story time?
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Get thee to a+
LOki
on WWII VD ads.: Come to think of+
pete56
LINK: WWII VD ads.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Ouch.
spankerchi+
If this is it though; With my dying breath, I CURSE TESCO!
spankerchi+
Been feeling nauseous and dizzy ever since. Cool-looking bruise though.
spankerchi+
I ran into a trailor hitch three days ago. Caught me right in the side under my ribs.
spankerchi+
How do you tell if you have internal bleeding?
spod
on Lou Reed gets a new liver: The New York doctors+
linkswarm
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LOki
on The man who quit money: Yet another example+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Loki, you go in+
linkswarm
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on The man who quit money: [@tesco](http://www.+
meeproach
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: @tesco _The myth+
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