middle_age_man

Location: Canada

" Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." George Carlin
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middle_age_man's journal: PC's win again

Yesterday my son brought home the school calendar for the next school year. I noticed that Christmas has been replaced with "winter holiday" and Easter with "spring holiday" We are not Christians but this really pisses me off. How the meep did we arrive at this? What else could possibly be removed from our lives that might offend? PC bullmeep.

by middle_age_man 2005-05-17 22:00:00 | 561 reads | 11 comments

middle_age_man's journal: Calamity and Woe

A terrible tragedy has befallen the house of middle_age_man. My 80 gig drive filled with many wonderful hours of porn crapped out tonight. I'll try to get my whole head in front of the shot gun.

by middle_age_man 2005-06-15 22:46:00 | 442 reads | 4 comments

middle_age_man's journal: Linux Noob

I'm getting an old PIII system from work and I'm interested in setting it up with Linux. Can anyone suggest a version that would be suitable for a novice to use? Any suggested reading or common mistakes that can be avoided would also be helpful. Thanks in advance.

by middle_age_man 2005-08-05 19:12:00 | 726 reads | 19 comments

middle_age_man's journal: Art Critic

At work today, I drilled a 1/16th inch hole in an Alan Sapp painting. I was mounting security hardware on its frame and forgot to set the depth-stop on the drill. At an estimated price of 9 to 12 thousand dollars, it is by far the most expensive thing I've broken. I don't know what restoration work costs but I'm sure it isn't cheap.

by middle_age_man 2005-11-22 19:19:00 | 436 reads | 9 comments

middle_age_man's journal: Holiday Decorating

While I was out for my morning walk today, I noticed one of my neighbor's decorations.

by middle_age_man 2005-12-24 08:40:00 | 654 reads | 8 comments

middle_age_man's journal: Kanuckistan Goes To The Polls

It looks like this meeppuppet might be the next PM

by middle_age_man 2006-01-10 10:05:00 | 1414 reads | 17 comments

middle_age_man's journal: That's Gonna Leave a Mark

The BC pills are making my wife coo-coo so I'm getting neutered tomorrow. YIPPIE!

by middle_age_man 2006-01-16 20:01:00 | 1009 reads | 30 comments

middle_age_man's journal: Look Who I Found

look who I found

by middle_age_man 2006-01-21 15:27:00 | 1508 reads | 19 comments

middle_age_man's journal: We're All Doomed

Every Monday the local paper turns the editorial section over to the under twenty set. Here are the titles of this week's heavy hitting insight.

by middle_age_man 2006-06-26 07:42:00 | 853 reads | 18 comments

middle_age_man's journal: Beware Of The Peach Toucher

No summary.

by middle_age_man 2006-08-15 11:09:00 | 663 reads | 10 comments

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Forum: We had a good run. [LULZ JK]

Ok funny story, really, I'm at kind of a loss for words...

by LORDKAHUNA 2012-01-05 13:49:53 | 0 reads | 228 comments

The American Empire Is Over & The Descent Is Going To Be Horrifying!'

Worth a listen

by LORDKAHUNA 2012-01-03 11:41:04 | 0 reads | 12 comments

The New Face of War

In the great spirit of American Exceptionalism, better to close one's ears, draw a line in the sand and send in the assault teams.

by Heather 2011-08-16 07:09:16 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Inside the Ghost Ships of the Mothball Fleet

Like urban exploration on the water.

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-06-09 14:05:31 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Big Map Blog

Big old maps. Of places.

by StartRecordingNow 2011-04-07 02:34:20 | 290 reads | 3 comments

Newsnight: Paul Mason: Twenty reasons why it's kicking off everywhere

Interesting meep.

by vasudeva 2011-02-05 17:21:31 | 423 reads | 3 comments

Ken Robinson: Changing education paradigms

Sir Ken Robinson lays out the link between 3 troubling trends: rising drop-out rates, schools' dwindling stake in the arts, and ADHD diagnosis in the deep south.

by godevillivedog 2011-01-21 14:10:54 | 214 reads | 2 comments

Hard Core

The new world of porn is revealing eternal truths about men and women.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2011-01-06 09:04:32 | 154 reads | 7 comments

The Convoy Of Death

This flick tells of the horrific forced journey undertaken by thousands of prisoners who surrendered to America's Afghan 'allies' after the siege of Kunduz November 21, 2001. meeped. Up.

by meepbox 2010-12-09 00:37:43 | 1326 reads | 11 comments

Retro Sci-Fi Art

Science fiction art had a remarkably different look back in the 70s and 80s, mostly due to the tools that were used (there was no such thing as digital paintings and Photoshop), and as a result, they all posses a style not very prevalent today.

by JohnLenin 2010-06-19 18:53:18 | 946 reads | 1 comment

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I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
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