magicchex

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LORDKAHUNA: When chex tells you that if you fight the law, the law wins...... Listen to him.
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New comments on Things magicchex has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. magicchex has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

magicchex's journal: I GOT FIRED TODAY

so its 5pm right now and im still drink from beerpong and a fifthh of whiskey.

magicchex's journal: goddamnit

so im sitting here watching venture bros on tv and one of my roommates is getting a meep from his girlfriend like 4 feet away on my couch. not even under a blanket. just out there

magicchex's journal: roomate's girlfriend sagas continue

So I made a journal post a while back about my roommate's girlfriend going down on him in front of me. Tonight while we were all drunk she decided she wanted to make out with me and she wanted him too also. First things first, I have no problem making out with him because I know I'm straight, I'm not about to suck meep or meep him or whatever and I've kissed guys before for various reasons (yea yea say what you will swarm). So I have no problem kissing him but he does. He decides in his drunkeness that he has no problem with me and his girl kissing cause we are best friends etc. I agree, I'm not gonna steal her from him etc even though if she was single I would go for her. She ends up kissing me and makes it seem like she would in the future too and I don't know what to think. She's really cute and fun to kiss but what is forming here? A love triangle? I have no idea I just needed to talk about it somewhere. In no way do I want to steal her from him but I wouldn't mind a little tongue now and then.

magicchex's journal: Help Please With New Job

So I've given up trying to find a decent job and am ready to join a big company at some meepy position to pay my bills. I have another job, which I only work two days a week at, as a shift manager of a university dining hall.

magicchex's journal: forehead advertisers

so a quick search of ebay for forehead brings up a buncha idiots selling space on their bodies for advertising like that one dude. some of them are offering permanent tattoo space on their heads. hah! anyways a bunch of them start at like 1 dollar with no reserve so im gonna bid on a buncha of them and hopefully win and then i dont know what to make them put up there. im mainly focusing on the ones that say XXX messages are okay or the ones that are permanent.

magicchex's journal: My car (since we're apparently doing that kinda thing)

It's my toy, I have fun. Figured maybe you'd like to see it?

magicchex's journal: preschool

Here are pictures from my preschool class.

magicchex's journal: CHEX < CLOWN

So there's this chick at work, we flirt hardcore everytime we're working together, she's told me that if she could have meep with someone at work, it'd be me if she wanted to "have a crazy fun" time. Obviously there's something there. BUT she has a boyfriend. I've never seen this kid, and she wouldn't tell me his full name so I could look him up on facebook. I did a lil detective work tonight outta curiosity.

magicchex's journal: kahunarequest

LORDKAHOONA&gt; how was paper

magicchex's journal: appendix pictures

i promised these a while back

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Better Off Deadbeat

Craig Cunningham Has a Simple Solution for Getting Bill Collectors Off His Back. He Sues Them.

Audiotool

If you liked the web version of the 909 you will LOVE THIS!!!

Very Awesome Snaps From The Nasa Sts-129 Mission

The 'Huge' or 'Large' versions may stress your browser and strain your Internet connection, but the wait is most definitely worth it.

Science Tattoo Emporium

Better than the ideas you and I have both had.

Google Music

RAWK!

Is She Filthy?

When you look at a girl, can you tell how meepty she can be? Test your skills here.

Apollo Image Atlas

The complete photographic domeepentation of the Apollo missions which took photos, with all of the important missions featuring photos in high quality/resolution (some photographs from relatively unimportant missions are available in high resolution as well). literally thousands of photos to trawl through for your nerd meep

ASCII To Diagram

textfile -&gt; diagram

Photos Of A Dirty Dirty China

Great photography of a very polluted country.

Colorful Data: Cool Information Design

A blog of visual stuff that is meepy as meep.

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Posts 50 times to the Camphone Thread
Ouija Board
Commented on 100 rejected links
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Most use of racial slurs in comments
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Submits 20+ Violence Things
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Creates more than 5 new Journals a month
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Edits the most posts
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Comments on the most outdated posts ever
LOCKED: Decider
Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
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Gets scooped the most
LOCKED: Swarm Employee
Comment every day for a week
LOCKED: Genghis Khan
Submits 50+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Grumpiest Alpha
Downvoted the most links in the queue
LOCKED: Hugh Hefner
Most Sexual submitter
LOCKED: Inspector Gadget
Searches for links threads journals and users the most
LOCKED: Jackoff Planner
Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
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Most rejected things total
LOCKED: Late To The Party
Obtains 10 Wallflowers
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Submits 20+ Politics Things
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Submits 20+ Sexual Things
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Comments the most in their own rejected things
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Comment 20+ times in one user's things in one week
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Submits 20+ Film/Television and 20+ Violence things
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10+ comments exceeding 1000 words
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Votes to delete the most links in the Queue
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#1 Submitter of the most stuff from a single domain
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Most Political submitter
LOCKED: Serial Killer
Clipswarms the most Violence links
LOCKED: Space Invaders
Submits 10+ Video Game and 10+ Science things
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Comment 10+ times in the same user's journal in one week
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Has had their things ClipSwarmed 25 times
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Has had their things ClipSwarmed the most
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Late as hell to a thread (already has 30+ comments)
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MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
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queue: New link: Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
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MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
StartRecor+
i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
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queue: New link: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
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