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LORDKAHUNA: When chex tells you that if you fight the law, the law wins...... Listen to him.
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magicchex's journal: I GOT FIRED TODAY

so its 5pm right now and im still drink from beerpong and a fifthh of whiskey.

magicchex's journal: goddamnit

so im sitting here watching venture bros on tv and one of my roommates is getting a meep from his girlfriend like 4 feet away on my couch. not even under a blanket. just out there

magicchex's journal: roomate's girlfriend sagas continue

So I made a journal post a while back about my roommate's girlfriend going down on him in front of me. Tonight while we were all drunk she decided she wanted to make out with me and she wanted him too also. First things first, I have no problem making out with him because I know I'm straight, I'm not about to suck meep or meep him or whatever and I've kissed guys before for various reasons (yea yea say what you will swarm). So I have no problem kissing him but he does. He decides in his drunkeness that he has no problem with me and his girl kissing cause we are best friends etc. I agree, I'm not gonna steal her from him etc even though if she was single I would go for her. She ends up kissing me and makes it seem like she would in the future too and I don't know what to think. She's really cute and fun to kiss but what is forming here? A love triangle? I have no idea I just needed to talk about it somewhere. In no way do I want to steal her from him but I wouldn't mind a little tongue now and then.

magicchex's journal: Help Please With New Job

So I've given up trying to find a decent job and am ready to join a big company at some meepy position to pay my bills. I have another job, which I only work two days a week at, as a shift manager of a university dining hall.

magicchex's journal: forehead advertisers

so a quick search of ebay for forehead brings up a buncha idiots selling space on their bodies for advertising like that one dude. some of them are offering permanent tattoo space on their heads. hah! anyways a bunch of them start at like 1 dollar with no reserve so im gonna bid on a buncha of them and hopefully win and then i dont know what to make them put up there. im mainly focusing on the ones that say XXX messages are okay or the ones that are permanent.

magicchex's journal: My car (since we're apparently doing that kinda thing)

It's my toy, I have fun. Figured maybe you'd like to see it?

magicchex's journal: preschool

Here are pictures from my preschool class.

magicchex's journal: CHEX < CLOWN

So there's this chick at work, we flirt hardcore everytime we're working together, she's told me that if she could have meep with someone at work, it'd be me if she wanted to "have a crazy fun" time. Obviously there's something there. BUT she has a boyfriend. I've never seen this kid, and she wouldn't tell me his full name so I could look him up on facebook. I did a lil detective work tonight outta curiosity.

magicchex's journal: kahunarequest

LORDKAHOONA&gt; how was paper

magicchex's journal: appendix pictures

i promised these a while back

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Better Off Deadbeat

Craig Cunningham Has a Simple Solution for Getting Bill Collectors Off His Back. He Sues Them.

Audiotool

If you liked the web version of the 909 you will LOVE THIS!!!

Very Awesome Snaps From The Nasa Sts-129 Mission

The 'Huge' or 'Large' versions may stress your browser and strain your Internet connection, but the wait is most definitely worth it.

Science Tattoo Emporium

Better than the ideas you and I have both had.

Google Music

RAWK!

Is She Filthy?

When you look at a girl, can you tell how meepty she can be? Test your skills here.

Apollo Image Atlas

The complete photographic domeepentation of the Apollo missions which took photos, with all of the important missions featuring photos in high quality/resolution (some photographs from relatively unimportant missions are available in high resolution as well). literally thousands of photos to trawl through for your nerd meep

ASCII To Diagram

textfile -&gt; diagram

Photos Of A Dirty Dirty China

Great photography of a very polluted country.

Colorful Data: Cool Information Design

A blog of visual stuff that is meepy as meep.

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Ouija Board
Commented on 100 rejected links
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Most use of racial slurs in comments
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Submits 20+ Violence Things
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Creates more than 5 new Journals a month
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Edits the most posts
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Comments on the most outdated posts ever
LOCKED: Decider
Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
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Gets scooped the most
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Comment every day for a week
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Submits 50+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Grumpiest Alpha
Downvoted the most links in the queue
LOCKED: Hugh Hefner
Most Sexual submitter
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Searches for links threads journals and users the most
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Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
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Obtains 10 Wallflowers
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Submits 20+ Politics Things
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Submits 20+ Sexual Things
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Comments the most in their own rejected things
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Comment 20+ times in one user's things in one week
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Submits 20+ Film/Television and 20+ Violence things
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10+ comments exceeding 1000 words
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#1 Submitter of the most stuff from a single domain
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Clipswarms the most Violence links
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Submits 10+ Video Game and 10+ Science things
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Comment 10+ times in the same user's journal in one week
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on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
hoyaguru
on Lizzie And Sarah: My GOD! How meeping+
pete56
on Literally Unbelievable: Just...wow....
spankerchi+
on New Put Pictures Here: Three four pound+
godevilliv+
linkswarm
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DrCube
on LSD and it's Lysergamide cousins: Great information,+
dragonstaf+
Yes I am! (@ Bobacus)
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bobacus
Daves not here.
GrapeApe
Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
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sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
sunny77
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durpburpflurpslurp
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sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
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Dismas
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MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
linkswarm
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bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
BeachGoat
The waves are LOUD tonight
linkswarm
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godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: I'll take a pill.
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BeachGoat
on A Day Made of Glass: Don't go all+
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on A Day Made of Glass: Democracy is+
saltpeter
*sadface*
linkswarm
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godevilliv+
Old reliable is with us no more.
godevilliv+
http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
saltpeter
they're huge
saltpeter
Well of course they do
dragonstaf+
Giants win .
sunny77
hahahahaha
MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
spankerchi+
I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
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