kHz

Location: Boston, MA

Occupation: Megarad Technologies

Interests: sex and computers

Razor blades, toothpaste, a large wooden spoon, chainsaw, the color red, and candycorn.
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kHz's journal: Smoke filled hallways

Voltron, Frogger, and Woodywoodpecker.

kHz's journal: Running with no pants on

So, the only thing that keeps me going is my lovely cup of coffee. Since I reside in Boston, MA... I am wondering why we haven't gotten any snow just yet, pretty strange. Sadly, after visiting CT over the past weekend, I forgot my big bottle of Jack Daniels, again. That is the cure-all booze. Well, the site seems to be getting many more visiters lately, that is pretty sweet. The logs show quite an interest in readership. So, you peeps out there, fill this journal in nicely. I want to read about your silly lives and about your new computer projects. Or jut post how drunk you have been over the past week and how you got laid by five Italian hookers.

kHz's journal: Jesus Played a God-Awful Trick on ME

I have been on this planet for quite some time now, and it is not my fault. In fact, it is not anyone's fault per-se, but I guess that is not the issue here. What is the issue is that grape soda should NOT be labeled grape. Indeed, it is not grape, rather it is purple. I would like to start a petition to have all "grape" sodas to be changed to "purple flavored". I suppose that is all I need to make life complete. Other than that I am going to go on a small hike around the city today.

kHz's journal: School Start Tomorrow, meep

Yeah.. well.. my last semester in the U.S. begins tomorrow. This upcoming semester does not look to be an amazing amount of fun. I am going to have to drink alot to make it through. Well, we will see how it all goes. I can only hope that I am surrounded by young hot chicks that love computer guys. Aaaahhh.. I am a true romantic.

kHz's journal: Fact

It's big and weird.

kHz's journal: God gave me the bird

So, this semester has been rampant with work. meep... why do I do this do myself. Besides that I have enjoyed the lessons of GTA3 and a variety of hot little numbers that seem to whisp around my school. Something tells me that running a technews site is not all too HOT. Well, I do it for the love and appreciation of baby Jesus. I am not interested in his view. Dancing on the moon with a bucket of chicken innards and the temptation for bloodletting.

kHz's journal: Papers are a pisser

Yeah... So I have been writing papers for the past week or so, and its not all that much fun. I figured that I would scribble a little bit about it in here since I hardly use my own meep journal system. My cat is retarded.

kHz's journal: Stuck in meep

As the day went on, I remembered a dream that I had last night, and I thought I would share it with you.

kHz's journal: Death Machine

Over the past few weeks, I have been going through a vast array of severe mental trauma. As some of you may or may not know, i just moved out of Boston, MA to live in the lovely suburbs of Norwich, CT. When I say lovely, I really mean depressing. See, for the time that I have spent here, I have been walking around killing rouge flies (because it is farming time and that means meep) that happen to wake me up in the middle of the morning and set the pissed off tone for the rest of my day. I get them though, I kill them good.

kHz's journal: Me, Myself and Coffee

As I sip from my ultra-cool-meep megaMug, I think to myself... You know, I think we need more things on this site. But, I have no clue as to what. So, as I ponder this I will go on to the next topic (and no, not time travel); this one is about coffee. I know that there are a good number of you that drink coffee out there and there are probably a few that depend on it. I am wondering this... Why does coffe in a can suck so much? I mean.. it is meep. I suppose it is the same mentality as the person who gets the Bud or Coors instead of real beer. But meep, you would think.. hey.. this is coffee, how do you meep that up? And, to boot, the caffeine levels in that can stuff is nearly zero. Since I have been forced away from my normal coffee, which is due to a lack of funding, I am one of those can drinkers now. BAHHH to that. Starting Friday (a.k.a. payday), there will be a new law in the office.... NO meep COFFEE

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this is a pretty good version of the ancient chinese game

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mine had something to do with meep's...nice.

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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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