jwalker

Location: Mountain View, CA

Occupation: Software Engineer

We don't need no crowd control.
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  • Thing Stats
  • Total Things Swarmed: 300
  • Things Approved: 69
  • Approval Success Rating: .23
  • Rejection Bitterness Rating: .77
  • Total Comments: 2873
  • Rad Stats
  • Recent Rads: 10
  • Total Rads: 9904
New comments on Things jwalker has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. jwalker has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

jwalker's journal: Where's my link?

Hmm...where's my link?

jwalker's journal: Rejected!

Hungry children are not cool...or are they?

jwalker's journal: goodbye cruel swarm

I'm beginning to get a sinking feeling about my involvement with this site.

jwalker's journal: sorry

We are sorry, you have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone ninety degrees and try again.

jwalker's journal: k

i tried to stay away, but so help me, i got sucked back in.

jwalker's journal: LS Questions

If I submit a link and is either approved or rejected it looks like then it shows up on my "Last 10 Links Swarmed by me" list. What if links were submitted and they are not on that list - does it mean they are pending in a queue waiting to be either approved or rejected? Do links ever get lost?

jwalker's journal: Java games

For your entertainment.

jwalker's journal: I Am Yosemite Sam

Two week vacation, entertaining the parents -> first day of three at Yosemite nat'l park. It's nice to be away from the city for a little while. We rented a cabin near Hetch Hetchy out in the middle of nowhere. It is so quiet - the wind in the trees and various forest critters, and the stars are so bright - no traffic or airplanes - just a vast expanse of wilderness.

jwalker's journal: Ghost in the machine

So I put on some music to chill by today and sat back with a book. About 15 minutes later, I realize there is no sound anymore. Huh? I checked the stereo and the CD is still playing, but the volume is at zero. Shrugging it off, I turned the volume back up again, but didn't get as far as the sofa before it slowly faded out. Ok, so something's going on - I go back to the stereo and turn it back up. This time I wait and watch. Sure enough, it turns itself down again - I can see the volume numbers decreasing slowly. I sit down in front of the thing, cursing under my breath, and try turning it off and back on again - it seems okay now; chalk it up to a fluke. No sooner do I get up and start to walk back to the sofa when, sure enough, the meep thing slowly fades out again! Now I'm really starting to worry - I try everything, switching channels, speakers, looking through the menus - with the same results: it will work okay for a little bit, but as soon as I think its okay and walk away it fades out, like the thing is intentionally messing with me. I even looked through the owner's manual for some setting I never knew about, maybe under "mindmeep" or something.

jwalker's journal: The Ultimate Hoowah

The UFOs in your mind

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surreal photography

young genius artist-photographer

space

Not sure what the meep is happening here.

Custom fonts are here.

comic sans must die

In Quest For 'Legal High,' Chemists Outfox Law

'Mr. Llewellyn says he expects governments to catch wind of Nopaine soon and ban it. Anticipating the move, he says he's got dozens of other products ready to go, including a drug similar to the horse anesthetic Ketamine'

Generative Dream Drawing Art Project

In our dreams lie childish figures, random shapes and half remembered memories. Ana Somnia is a generative art project that emulates how we dream, combining animation, soundscapes and code. Kim Kstler's Illustrations merge in manifold permutations, seemingly the same, yet different each time. Switch off your lights to enter Ana's dreamworld.

Almost Art, Always Naked

some decent stuff here.

Very Awesome Snaps From The Nasa Sts-129 Mission

The 'Huge' or 'Large' versions may stress your browser and strain your Internet connection, but the wait is most definitely worth it.

Learn Something Every Day

Don't be a idjut.

55+ Extremely Useful Online Generators For Designers

BALKHIS, A VISION FOR SUCCESS!!!

Bearings: Urban Exploration And Photography

Excellent subjects, locations and photography along with maps and other interesting details.

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Syndicate Hustler
Has had their things ClipSwarmed 10 times
Bruce Lee
Submits 20+ Violence Things
Party Candidate
Submits 20+ Politics Things
Camphone Thread Artiste
Posts 50 times to the Camphone Thread
Ouija Board
Commented on 100 rejected links
Decider
Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
LOCKED: Aryan
Most use of racial slurs in comments
LOCKED: Cutter
Creates more than 5 new Journals a month
LOCKED: Chief Surgeon
Edits the most posts
LOCKED: Corpsefucker
Comments on the most outdated posts ever
LOCKED: Dittohead
Gets scooped the most
LOCKED: Swarm Employee
Comment every day for a week
LOCKED: Genghis Khan
Submits 50+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Grumpiest Alpha
Downvoted the most links in the queue
LOCKED: Hugh Hefner
Most Sexual submitter
LOCKED: Inspector Gadget
Searches for links threads journals and users the most
LOCKED: Jackoff Planner
Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
LOCKED: Juggernaut
Most rejected things total
LOCKED: Late To The Party
Obtains 10 Wallflowers
LOCKED: Playboy
Submits 20+ Sexual Things
LOCKED: Petitioner
Comments the most in their own rejected things
LOCKED: Predator
Comment 20+ times in one user's things in one week
LOCKED: Quentin Tarantino
Submits 20+ Film/Television and 20+ Violence things
LOCKED: Rantasaurus Rex
10+ comments exceeding 1000 words
LOCKED: Renegade Alpha
Votes to delete the most links in the Queue
LOCKED: Repeating Myself
#1 Submitter of the most stuff from a single domain
LOCKED: Senator
Most Political submitter
LOCKED: Serial Killer
Clipswarms the most Violence links
LOCKED: Space Invaders
Submits 10+ Video Game and 10+ Science things
LOCKED: Stalker
Comment 10+ times in the same user's journal in one week
LOCKED: Syndicate Boss
Has had their things ClipSwarmed 25 times
LOCKED: Syndicate Overlord
Has had their things ClipSwarmed the most
LOCKED: Wallflower
Late as hell to a thread (already has 30+ comments)
dragonstaf+
on Lizzie And Sarah: [@hoyaguru](http://w+
dragonstaf+
on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
hoyaguru
on Lizzie And Sarah: My GOD! How meeping+
pete56
on Literally Unbelievable: Just...wow....
spankerchi+
on New Put Pictures Here: Three four pound+
godevilliv+
linkswarm
queue: New link: There's a reason I don't trust cops.
linkswarm
queue: New link: OSOMBIE ! Bin Laden's back from the dead
DrCube
on LSD and it's Lysergamide cousins: Great information,+
dragonstaf+
Yes I am! (@ Bobacus)
linkswarm
queue: New link: If You See Something, Film Something
linkswarm
queue: New link: "Poster Couple' For meep Rights in California is Divorcing
linkswarm
queue: New link: Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College
bobacus
Daves not here.
GrapeApe
Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
BigDinWaun+
sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BigDinWaun+
durpburpflurpslurp
linkswarm
queue: New link: Literally Unbelievable
sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
spankerchi+
on A Day Made of Glass: I once knew a+
Dismas
on Communities Against Terrorism: After reading this I+
BigDinWaun+
on Faceplace is using you!: I only got free+
freakmachi+
on Faceplace is using you!: If you robo-visit+
freakmachi+
MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Yard waste powering your home
Danny_Infe+
bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
BeachGoat
The waves are LOUD tonight
linkswarm
queue: New link: Faceplace is using you!
GooberMcNu+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: I'll take a pill.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans
BeachGoat
on A Day Made of Glass: Don't go all+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: Democracy is+
saltpeter
*sadface*
linkswarm
queue: New link: Lizzie And Sarah
godevilliv+
Old reliable is with us no more.
godevilliv+
http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
saltpeter
they're huge
saltpeter
Well of course they do
dragonstaf+
Giants win .
sunny77
hahahahaha
MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
spankerchi+
I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
MstrLance
He really screwed the pooch.
bobacus
Who meeped the dog this time?
BigDinWaun+
BigDinWaun+
on Communities Against Terrorism: meep... I drive 25+
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