jwalker

Location: Mountain View, CA

Occupation: Software Engineer

We don't need no crowd control.
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  • Total Things Swarmed: 300
  • Things Approved: 69
  • Approval Success Rating: .22
  • Rejection Bitterness Rating: .77
  • Total Comments: 2874
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New comments on Things jwalker has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. jwalker has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

jwalker's journal: Where's my link?

Hmm...where's my link?

by jwalker 2005-04-19 14:11:00 | 569 reads | 1 comment

jwalker's journal: Rejected!

Hungry children are not cool...or are they?

by jwalker 2005-05-04 14:37:00 | 630 reads | 11 comments

jwalker's journal: goodbye cruel swarm

I'm beginning to get a sinking feeling about my involvement with this site.

by jwalker 2005-07-04 02:30:00 | 1004 reads | 40 comments

jwalker's journal: sorry

We are sorry, you have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone ninety degrees and try again.

by jwalker 2005-08-01 17:59:00 | 501 reads | 6 comments

jwalker's journal: k

i tried to stay away, but so help me, i got sucked back in.

by jwalker 2005-08-06 03:44:00 | 776 reads | 36 comments

jwalker's journal: LS Questions

If I submit a link and is either approved or rejected it looks like then it shows up on my "Last 10 Links Swarmed by me" list. What if links were submitted and they are not on that list - does it mean they are pending in a queue waiting to be either approved or rejected? Do links ever get lost?

by jwalker 2005-08-09 16:55:00 | 659 reads | 17 comments

jwalker's journal: Java games

For your entertainment.

by jwalker 2005-09-01 22:41:00 | 515 reads | 4 comments

jwalker's journal: I Am Yosemite Sam

Two week vacation, entertaining the parents -> first day of three at Yosemite nat'l park. It's nice to be away from the city for a little while. We rented a cabin near Hetch Hetchy out in the middle of nowhere. It is so quiet - the wind in the trees and various forest critters, and the stars are so bright - no traffic or airplanes - just a vast expanse of wilderness.

by jwalker 2005-09-20 00:01:00 | 641 reads | 6 comments

jwalker's journal: Ghost in the machine

So I put on some music to chill by today and sat back with a book. About 15 minutes later, I realize there is no sound anymore. Huh? I checked the stereo and the CD is still playing, but the volume is at zero. Shrugging it off, I turned the volume back up again, but didn't get as far as the sofa before it slowly faded out. Ok, so something's going on - I go back to the stereo and turn it back up. This time I wait and watch. Sure enough, it turns itself down again - I can see the volume numbers decreasing slowly. I sit down in front of the thing, cursing under my breath, and try turning it off and back on again - it seems okay now; chalk it up to a fluke. No sooner do I get up and start to walk back to the sofa when, sure enough, the meep thing slowly fades out again! Now I'm really starting to worry - I try everything, switching channels, speakers, looking through the menus - with the same results: it will work okay for a little bit, but as soon as I think its okay and walk away it fades out, like the thing is intentionally messing with me. I even looked through the owner's manual for some setting I never knew about, maybe under "mindmeep" or something.

by jwalker 2005-10-23 20:13:00 | 631 reads | 16 comments

jwalker's journal: The Ultimate Hoowah

The UFOs in your mind

by jwalker 2005-10-29 03:04:00 | 441 reads | 2 comments

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surreal photography

young genius artist-photographer

by graycube 2011-08-11 09:33:39 | 0 reads | 1 comment

space

Not sure what the meep is happening here.

by GrapeApe 2011-06-29 16:36:00 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Custom fonts are here.

comic sans must die

by meeproach 2011-02-08 16:41:49 | 542 reads | 1 comment

In Quest For 'Legal High,' Chemists Outfox Law

'Mr. Llewellyn says he expects governments to catch wind of Nopaine soon and ban it. Anticipating the move, he says he's got dozens of other products ready to go, including a drug similar to the horse anesthetic Ketamine'

by LORDKAHUNA 2010-11-03 18:50:21 | 1370 reads | 5 comments

Generative Dream Drawing Art Project

In our dreams lie childish figures, random shapes and half remembered memories. Ana Somnia is a generative art project that emulates how we dream, combining animation, soundscapes and code. Kim Kstler's Illustrations merge in manifold permutations, seemingly the same, yet different each time. Switch off your lights to enter Ana's dreamworld.

by meeproach 2010-09-22 01:54:49 | 920 reads | 1 comment

Almost Art, Always Naked

some decent stuff here.

by GrapeApe 2010-08-04 19:20:16 | 3353 reads | 1 comment

Very Awesome Snaps From The Nasa Sts-129 Mission

The 'Huge' or 'Large' versions may stress your browser and strain your Internet connection, but the wait is most definitely worth it.

by putzputz 2009-11-27 20:37:34 | 1367 reads | 6 comments

Learn Something Every Day

Don't be a idjut.

by godevillivedog 2009-11-13 09:35:01 | 1761 reads | 7 comments

55+ Extremely Useful Online Generators For Designers

BALKHIS, A VISION FOR SUCCESS!!!

by vasudeva 2009-10-28 16:06:22 | 1884 reads | 5 comments

Bearings: Urban Exploration And Photography

Excellent subjects, locations and photography along with maps and other interesting details.

by Wotak 2009-08-18 22:09:37 | 1403 reads | 1 comment

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Bruce Lee
Submits 20+ Violence Things
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Submits 20+ Politics Things
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Posts 50 times to the Camphone Thread
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Commented on 100 rejected links
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Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
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Most use of racial slurs in comments
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Creates more than 5 new Journals a month
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Edits the most posts
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Comments on the most outdated posts ever
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Comment every day for a week
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Submits 50+ Violence Things
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Downvoted the most links in the queue
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Most Sexual submitter
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Searches for links threads journals and users the most
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Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
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Obtains 10 Wallflowers
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Submits 20+ Sexual Things
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10+ comments exceeding 1000 words
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It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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LINK: Depression Part Two
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LINK: Interview With Charlie Watts
HOBO
LINK: Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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LINK: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
spankerchi+
LINK: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
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Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Genetic changes+
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MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
StartRecor+
i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: What if you live+
spod
LINK: Woman force-feeds herself 5,000 calories a day in bid to be fattest possible fetish model
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: http://www.youtube.c+
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LOki
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LOki
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LOki
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tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You organ worshipers+
MstrLance
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Now they're coming+
LOki
LINK: Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up
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LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "Or a bacteria+
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Wasn't this about+
StartRecor+
LINK: This Is Water
MstrLance
LINK: Cloud Robotics
dragonstaf+
Twelve hours driving around goat tracks on a fire ground and three hours travel each way to get there and back home..I am knackered.
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