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HOBO

Location: Fayetteville

Occupation: Industrial Hygienist

Interests: Golf, Porn and weird Stuff.

I am full of Fail

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Total Things Swarmed: 385
Things Approved: 27
Approval Success Rating: .06
Rejection Bitterness Rating: .93
Total Comments: 3865

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Total Rads: 11914

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.: Holiday Bluez or joy?
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.: Secret santa gift sent out
.: Car Converted Into A Radio Flyer
.: Prince: The Internet Is Dead
.: Next Swarmer to go Tits up.

New comments on Things HOBO has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. HOBO has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

HOBO's journal: My Bologna

Today I am really craving a bologna sandwich. But I'll probably just enjoy some sardines instead.

by HOBO 2002-01-16 12:00:00 | 14031 reads | 34 comments

HOBO's journal: Lunch

No Bologna, No Sardines, just a clam sandwich.

by HOBO 2002-01-16 13:32:00 | 840 reads | 5 comments

HOBO's journal: Allegations

I think me not up for the journal today. Too many questions, so many factions.

by HOBO 2002-01-21 13:36:00 | 1127 reads | 11 comments

HOBO's journal: booze

I think I'll consume large amounts of booze tonight.

by HOBO 2002-03-13 13:24:00 | 925 reads | 4 comments

HOBO's journal: Hangover

Ugh, I have just gotten over my last Booze induced hallucinations finally! Man, having thirty four Allen Greenspans chasing you through a Burger King is not fun. Boy do I love clear evil liquids.

by HOBO 2002-03-27 14:21:00 | 681 reads | 3 comments

HOBO's journal: VW

I own a VW golf and it is a fuking clown car. One of these weekends I'm going to get drunk and see how many midgets I can stuff into it. I am guessing about 12. Any other Guesses?

by HOBO 2002-05-10 10:36:00 | 700 reads | 3 comments

HOBO's journal: Satisfaction

meep was right. I can't get no satisfaction. Usually. However, I did get satisfaction over eating the last slice of pizza and drinking the last beer at party I went to on Saturday. I really didn't like the hosts. A nice cold Labatt Blue. Moments later I saw the host tearing up his fridge looking for a beer. HaHa.

by HOBO 2002-06-03 13:59:00 | 645 reads | 2 comments

HOBO's journal: Late to Work

If someone shows up to work three hours late, what should you do to them?

by HOBO 2002-06-05 09:10:00 | 712 reads | 4 comments

HOBO's journal: Tyson is a meep

I went to a friends house Saturday night expecting to get drunk,(I did) and watch a total slugfest between Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis. What I saw was a British meep destroy someone who was once America's scarriest MOFO. Yeah I know Tyson is a rapist and a thug but he used to be interesting. Also, to see him say that all the smack he laid down was just pre-fight bull to sell tickets? What happened to the Mike Tyson who wanted to eat Lewis's children?

by HOBO 2002-06-10 11:06:00 | 745 reads | 5 comments

HOBO's journal: What's Better

What's better: a cold beer or a chilled martini?

by HOBO 2002-06-12 09:59:00 | 710 reads | 4 comments

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Titty City

You wanted more? Can you handle more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-30 08:50:49 | 135 reads | 8 comments

Pornwall

You're welcome.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2011-01-10 11:07:52 | 287 reads | 6 comments

Forum: Holy Mother of Carp, LinkSwarm 2.0 Is Live

Confused? Freaked out? Alive with pleasure? If you think you've found a bug, post to the LS 2.0 Bug Thread, or pop into IRC and see what's what.

by vasudeva 2010-12-16 13:24:17 | 10838 reads | 144 comments

Check If A Website Is Down For Everyone Or Just You

Maybe it is just your meepty AT&T internets.

by meepbox 2010-10-21 17:39:51 | 123 reads | 7 comments

Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

In Words of Four Letters or Less.

by godevillivedog 2009-11-19 15:22:22 | 2177 reads | 69 comments

Pixlr - Online Photo Editor

handy for sure.

by government_death_robot 2009-10-20 10:10:24 | 1029 reads | 3 comments

SUMO Paint

A photoshop/paint-like application for your browser

by JohnLenin 2008-10-17 03:19:58 | 1339 reads | 9 comments

Hobo Signs And Sybols

The classic American hobo of early this century communicated through basic system of marks--a code through which they gave information and warnings to their fellow Knights of the Road.

by Gh0stDog 2008-02-15 17:15:41 | 1444 reads | 7 comments

Droves Of B-Flix

Almost exactly like the title claims..

by PJP56 2007-11-29 14:54:07 | 1911 reads | 2 comments

Crazy 1950s Ad: Wise Men Builds Homes With... Asbestos

Watch with growing horror as a picture-perfect 1952 couple is persuaded to build their dream house out of asbestos in this honest-to-goodness 1952 commercial from an asbestos wall siding and roofing company. When the scientists show up and start playing

by bflora 2006-12-05 18:43:42 | 2292 reads | comment

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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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