Heather

Location: Austin, TX

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New comments on Things Heather has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. Heather has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

Heather's journal: Why do I pay for insurance?

Took my daughter to the dentist, she has lost all her baby teeth and is cavity free so its time to start orthodontia.

by Heather 2005-01-21 14:34:00 | 539 reads | 13 comments

Heather's journal: Jaws

Friday was bad, bad, bad. I was really scared about the makeup of this cyst (that

by Heather 2005-01-24 15:34:00 | 458 reads | 5 comments

Heather's journal: troll

ghost: You see, Heather; When you first arrived both Vasudeva and the Medical Experiment bunny said you were a troll. Neither of them has retracted that statement, so you can understand the doubt. I don't care, personally, you're real enough for me. I'm sure that Fastlane is a southerner, LORDKAHUNA is Canadian, and our British friends use weird words. That's about where the surity ends.

by Heather 2005-01-25 19:47:00 | 1243 reads | 55 comments

Heather's journal: 187

Everyone always wants to be friends with the cop in their neighborhood. When you see a house with a patrol car out front, you're more apt to wave to the people in the yard and be helpful to when the cop's kid's ball lands in your yard.

by Heather 2005-06-27 11:55:00 | 570 reads | 7 comments

Heather's journal: Portents

You know it's going to be a bad day when you've got a Kenny Loggins song stuck in your head.

by Heather 2005-07-15 11:07:00 | 535 reads | 7 comments

Heather's journal: Twinkle Twinkle

This time of year the airwaves are advertising for the perfect Christmas gift: The International Star Registry. Seems arrogant, thinking we can name a source of light, energy and momentum to a system of 10-ish planets. Planets that are lousy with volcanoes and poisonous gas and gravity and their own alien problems.

by Heather 2005-10-28 09:56:00 | 535 reads | 9 comments

Heather's journal: Urban Fish

I was too scared to try linkswarm at my new job so I've been lurking on Dent's. The forum is down right now (or the security folks have finally caught on to my wicked ways to while away the hours) so I tried to google braindent.

by Heather 2006-07-20 12:42:00 | 680 reads | 7 comments

Heather's journal: Tattoo

I am job hunting. A few years ago I was out of work for months and my credit rating is still recovering. This time around I am being recruited and have multiple offers and I admit is much nicer to be in demand.

by Heather 2008-07-25 13:47:00 | 4047 reads | 47 comments

Heather's journal: Srsly lol

SUCCESS stories/a>

by Heather 2008-09-15 23:52:00 | 896 reads | 4 comments

Heather's journal: next

I haven't gotten a tattoo yet but I turned in my notice with the state agency that I've been working for since 2005. Yesterday I went through a painful hour long orientation conference call with Computer Sciences Corporation http://www.csc.com/. This company is hyooge in my field with 90k employees worldwide.

by Heather 2008-09-27 21:23:00 | 1138 reads | 20 comments

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Forum: Secret Satan 2011

In the regrettable absence of Ghostie, I am wondering if there is any interest in doing this again this year.

by dragonstaff 2011-09-11 22:41:57 | 0 reads | 74 comments

10 Interesting Things About The Human Body

Why is meep brown?

by dragonstaff 2011-05-19 08:31:46 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Future proof Tim's laptop service manuals

Need a manual? it is probably here.

by dragonstaff 2011-02-23 15:49:31 | 463 reads | 6 comments

Forum: Stuff what needs to added to this awesome new Linkswarm 2.0

who is online

by ghostrider 2010-12-16 20:06:05 | 9596 reads | 140 comments

Exploring The Paris Metro

The Paris Metro and the service it provides are deeply intertwined into the fabric of the city. As the 4.5 million Parisians who ride it every day will probably attest it's the quickest way around whether it's for work, for play or both. The metro's distinctive art-nouveau style is unmistakable and the plant like green wrought iron entrances topped with the orange orbs and Metropolitan signage designed by Hector Guimard which sprout up all over the city lead one down to the gleaming white tiled platforms to be whisked away all over the city. On my first trip to Paris I arrived into Gare du Nord and entered the dense maze that is the metro. Despite the crowds, the noise and the distinct odour of meep, I was in love. The kind of love which inspires one to risk life, limb and deportation to get up close and personal.

by Gothmog 2010-12-21 13:45:30 | 374 reads | 2 comments

nocal's journal: Nocal Music: meh.

I get intermittent joy from sharing music. Partly it's a sad exercise in validation.

by nocal 2010-12-19 19:02:46 | 434 reads | 5 comments

Forum: Holy Mother of Carp, LinkSwarm 2.0 Is Live

Confused? Freaked out? Alive with pleasure? If you think you've found a bug, post to the LS 2.0 Bug Thread, or pop into IRC and see what's what.

by vasudeva 2010-12-16 13:24:17 | 10838 reads | 144 comments

American Teacher In Japan (Awesome)

funny stories

by nocal 2005-03-23 17:49:22 | 12953 reads | 26 comments

World Press Photo Of The Year

Last 50 years yo

by LORDKAHUNA 2005-02-23 21:08:28 | 2342 reads | 2 comments

I Love Death (Awesome)

Follow the bouncing ball.

by vasudeva 2004-02-20 19:27:23 | 2946 reads | 7 comments

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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
BeachGoat
on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+
spankerchi+
on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!
Crapalicio+
LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
dragonstaf+
LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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