Heather

Location: Austin, TX

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New comments on Things Heather has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. Heather has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

Heather's journal: Why do I pay for insurance?

Took my daughter to the dentist, she has lost all her baby teeth and is cavity free so its time to start orthodontia.

Heather's journal: Jaws

Friday was bad, bad, bad. I was really scared about the makeup of this cyst (that

Heather's journal: troll

ghost: You see, Heather; When you first arrived both Vasudeva and the Medical Experiment bunny said you were a troll. Neither of them has retracted that statement, so you can understand the doubt. I don't care, personally, you're real enough for me. I'm sure that Fastlane is a southerner, LORDKAHUNA is Canadian, and our British friends use weird words. That's about where the surity ends.

Heather's journal: 187

Everyone always wants to be friends with the cop in their neighborhood. When you see a house with a patrol car out front, you're more apt to wave to the people in the yard and be helpful to when the cop's kid's ball lands in your yard.

Heather's journal: Portents

You know it's going to be a bad day when you've got a Kenny Loggins song stuck in your head.

Heather's journal: Twinkle Twinkle

This time of year the airwaves are advertising for the perfect Christmas gift: The International Star Registry. Seems arrogant, thinking we can name a source of light, energy and momentum to a system of 10-ish planets. Planets that are lousy with volcanoes and poisonous gas and gravity and their own alien problems.

Heather's journal: Urban Fish

I was too scared to try linkswarm at my new job so I've been lurking on Dent's. The forum is down right now (or the security folks have finally caught on to my wicked ways to while away the hours) so I tried to google braindent.

Heather's journal: Tattoo

I am job hunting. A few years ago I was out of work for months and my credit rating is still recovering. This time around I am being recruited and have multiple offers and I admit is much nicer to be in demand.

Heather's journal: Srsly lol

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Heather's journal: next

I haven't gotten a tattoo yet but I turned in my notice with the state agency that I've been working for since 2005. Yesterday I went through a painful hour long orientation conference call with Computer Sciences Corporation http://www.csc.com/. This company is hyooge in my field with 90k employees worldwide.

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Forum: Secret Satan 2011

In the regrettable absence of Ghostie, I am wondering if there is any interest in doing this again this year.

10 Interesting Things About The Human Body

Why is meep brown?

Future proof Tim's laptop service manuals

Need a manual? it is probably here.

Forum: Stuff what needs to added to this awesome new Linkswarm 2.0

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Exploring The Paris Metro

The Paris Metro and the service it provides are deeply intertwined into the fabric of the city. As the 4.5 million Parisians who ride it every day will probably attest it's the quickest way around whether it's for work, for play or both. The metro's distinctive art-nouveau style is unmistakable and the plant like green wrought iron entrances topped with the orange orbs and Metropolitan signage designed by Hector Guimard which sprout up all over the city lead one down to the gleaming white tiled platforms to be whisked away all over the city. On my first trip to Paris I arrived into Gare du Nord and entered the dense maze that is the metro. Despite the crowds, the noise and the distinct odour of meep, I was in love. The kind of love which inspires one to risk life, limb and deportation to get up close and personal.

nocal's journal: Nocal Music: meh.

I get intermittent joy from sharing music. Partly it's a sad exercise in validation.

Forum: Holy Mother of Carp, LinkSwarm 2.0 Is Live

Confused? Freaked out? Alive with pleasure? If you think you've found a bug, post to the LS 2.0 Bug Thread, or pop into IRC and see what's what.

American Teacher In Japan (Awesome)

funny stories

World Press Photo Of The Year

Last 50 years yo

I Love Death (Awesome)

Follow the bouncing ball.

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LOCKED: Aryan
Most use of racial slurs in comments
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Submits 20+ Violence Things
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Creates more than 5 new Journals a month
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Edits the most posts
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Comments on the most outdated posts ever
LOCKED: Decider
Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
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Gets scooped the most
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Comment every day for a week
LOCKED: Genghis Khan
Submits 50+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Grumpiest Alpha
Downvoted the most links in the queue
LOCKED: Hugh Hefner
Most Sexual submitter
LOCKED: Inspector Gadget
Searches for links threads journals and users the most
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Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
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Most rejected things total
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Obtains 10 Wallflowers
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Commented on 100 rejected links
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Submits 20+ Politics Things
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Submits 20+ Sexual Things
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Comments the most in their own rejected things
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Comment 20+ times in one user's things in one week
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Submits 20+ Film/Television and 20+ Violence things
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10+ comments exceeding 1000 words
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Votes to delete the most links in the Queue
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#1 Submitter of the most stuff from a single domain
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Clipswarms the most Violence links
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Submits 10+ Video Game and 10+ Science things
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on Lizzie And Sarah: My GOD! How meeping+
pete56
on Literally Unbelievable: Just...wow....
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linkswarm
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linkswarm
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DrCube
on LSD and it's Lysergamide cousins: Great information,+
dragonstaf+
Yes I am! (@ Bobacus)
linkswarm
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bobacus
Daves not here.
GrapeApe
Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
BigDinWaun+
sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
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durpburpflurpslurp
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sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
spankerchi+
on A Day Made of Glass: I once knew a+
Dismas
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on Faceplace is using you!: I only got free+
freakmachi+
on Faceplace is using you!: If you robo-visit+
freakmachi+
MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
linkswarm
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bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
BeachGoat
The waves are LOUD tonight
linkswarm
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godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: I'll take a pill.
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BeachGoat
on A Day Made of Glass: Don't go all+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: Democracy is+
saltpeter
*sadface*
linkswarm
queue: New link: Lizzie And Sarah
godevilliv+
Old reliable is with us no more.
godevilliv+
http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
saltpeter
they're huge
saltpeter
Well of course they do
dragonstaf+
Giants win .
sunny77
hahahahaha
MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
spankerchi+
I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
MstrLance
He really screwed the pooch.
bobacus
Who meeped the dog this time?
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