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government_death_robot's journal: Traffic Accident

So today, I was driving to the movie theatre, and an ambulance passed me. Being the fumbduck meep I am, I didn't exactly slow down...or pull over...I just kept going. "Wheewooo Wheewooo!" The ambulance passed me. So there I am, going about 60MPH, and the ambulance doors fly open! Boom! An ice cooler flew out and hit my car. Something got caught up in my windshield (I couldn't really see what it was), so I got out of my car and looked.

by government_death_robot 2004-03-20 00:48:00 | 765 reads | 8 comments

government_death_robot's journal: My life story

Ever since I was old enough to get an erection, my father sang the same lullaby to me as I drifted off to sleep: "Have meep with a pretty lady on the beach. Remove your condom; Finish your business; Throw sand in her eyes. Leave her knocked-up and blind." Of course, he always sang it with such a beautiful melody.

by government_death_robot 2004-04-04 13:29:00 | 1504 reads | 11 comments

government_death_robot's journal: David Letterman...And Number 7 is.

I was minding my own business, singing my remixa racial song, and this guy stops me. (Yeah, I'm in Wal-Mart). Now, this guy is big as a mountain, and black as coal. His name's Regina.

by government_death_robot 2004-04-07 15:51:00 | 850 reads | 42 comments

government_death_robot's journal: Ball Shaft meep

Did anybody watch the Nick and Jessica Variety Hour Special? I watched a little of this embarassing spectacle, and realized the only comedy in the show was located right between Jessica Simpson's big breasts. (And it was suffocating for a fresh wiff of air).

by government_death_robot 2004-04-17 18:43:00 | 663 reads | 4 comments

government_death_robot's journal: FREE BEER!

... Ha! Just kidding about the whole free beer thing.

by government_death_robot 2004-04-24 19:44:00 | 667 reads | 15 comments

government_death_robot's journal: hllo yu guys are teh gya.

Yesterday, I drove my mom to the drug store for my allergy medication. She went inside, and I stayed in the car--Engine running, keys in the ignition, unlocked doors--and waited.

by government_death_robot 2004-04-27 16:25:00 | 684 reads | 8 comments

government_death_robot's journal: Elixer of Life

I can take so much abuse.

by government_death_robot 2004-04-28 13:46:00 | 835 reads | 33 comments

government_death_robot's journal: Pain of cheese

There's NO WAY I can write this without it sounding like a meep porn movie...

by government_death_robot 2004-05-03 19:29:00 | 954 reads | 12 comments

government_death_robot's journal: Birthday to me.

Dear Linkswarm Members,

by government_death_robot 2004-05-12 18:08:00 | 1024 reads | 44 comments

government_death_robot's journal: HELLO!

Greetings! This is your long lost buddy government_death_robot!

by government_death_robot 2004-06-09 21:45:00 | 617 reads | 6 comments

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Tons Of Artsy Movies By Tons Of Artists

I recommend the Debord films.

by meepbox 2010-03-24 15:02:41 | 914 reads | 5 comments

More Free Books

13,660 eBooks, free

by IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil 2006-05-12 15:33:20 | 3270 reads | 4 comments

Master Lessons On How To Draw Animated Characters

Way cool knowledge/skill here.

by ragoo 2006-05-08 16:56:51 | 2470 reads | 2 comments

Unbelievable Pencil Artist

And creepy too.

by Lownotes 2006-04-10 15:13:14 | 6098 reads | 13 comments

Bouncing Breast Simulator

Beware: You might be here for hours watching the digital boobs go bouncy bouncy...

by freakbass 2006-03-01 15:53:44 | 3733 reads | 6 comments

How To Hack

Hack basics explained.

by meepbox 2006-02-14 15:23:26 | 2088 reads | 3 comments

Find The Song That's Driving You Nuts

tap the spacebar to the beat

by martinis00 2006-01-17 14:25:45 | 2498 reads | 2 comments

Visual Bits

The strange paintings of Joshua Camozzi Milligan

by jwalker 2006-01-15 01:24:03 | 1990 reads | 1 comment

Cool Snipey Game

lots of fun

by LORDKAHUNA 2006-01-12 23:36:39 | 1978 reads | 2 comments

Racist Cartoons

From yer friends at the White Aryan Resistance

by ragoo 2005-03-07 16:58:12 | 3490 reads | 34 comments

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I believe it shows Cosmo Kramer operating a meat-slicer as Jerry Seinfeld looks on. Kramer looks to be also punching Jerry, or possibly demonstrating a feigned lack of fingers.
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'cause if it's just random meep, I'm breaking out the My Little Pony porn for payback.
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I don't recognize the episode. Is this topical?
MstrLance
At least it wasn't 'Friends.'
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Not sure if angry...?
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But I love you,man.
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The radical he rants
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textwarred spankerchief until 2012-02-16 14:41:54
bobacus
I meant some Other Dave, Dave.
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Daves not here.
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LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
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It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
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lawnmower accident?
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My meep, its detachable.
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