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government_death_robot's journal: Traffic Accident

So today, I was driving to the movie theatre, and an ambulance passed me. Being the fumbduck meep I am, I didn't exactly slow down...or pull over...I just kept going. "Wheewooo Wheewooo!" The ambulance passed me. So there I am, going about 60MPH, and the ambulance doors fly open! Boom! An ice cooler flew out and hit my car. Something got caught up in my windshield (I couldn't really see what it was), so I got out of my car and looked.

by government_death_robot 2004-03-20 00:48:00 | 765 reads | 8 comments

government_death_robot's journal: My life story

Ever since I was old enough to get an erection, my father sang the same lullaby to me as I drifted off to sleep: "Have meep with a pretty lady on the beach. Remove your condom; Finish your business; Throw sand in her eyes. Leave her knocked-up and blind." Of course, he always sang it with such a beautiful melody.

by government_death_robot 2004-04-04 13:29:00 | 1504 reads | 11 comments

government_death_robot's journal: David Letterman...And Number 7 is.

I was minding my own business, singing my remixa racial song, and this guy stops me. (Yeah, I'm in Wal-Mart). Now, this guy is big as a mountain, and black as coal. His name's Regina.

by government_death_robot 2004-04-07 15:51:00 | 850 reads | 42 comments

government_death_robot's journal: Ball Shaft meep

Did anybody watch the Nick and Jessica Variety Hour Special? I watched a little of this embarassing spectacle, and realized the only comedy in the show was located right between Jessica Simpson's big breasts. (And it was suffocating for a fresh wiff of air).

by government_death_robot 2004-04-17 18:43:00 | 663 reads | 4 comments

government_death_robot's journal: FREE BEER!

... Ha! Just kidding about the whole free beer thing.

by government_death_robot 2004-04-24 19:44:00 | 667 reads | 15 comments

government_death_robot's journal: hllo yu guys are teh gya.

Yesterday, I drove my mom to the drug store for my allergy medication. She went inside, and I stayed in the car--Engine running, keys in the ignition, unlocked doors--and waited.

by government_death_robot 2004-04-27 16:25:00 | 684 reads | 8 comments

government_death_robot's journal: Elixer of Life

I can take so much abuse.

by government_death_robot 2004-04-28 13:46:00 | 835 reads | 33 comments

government_death_robot's journal: Pain of cheese

There's NO WAY I can write this without it sounding like a meep porn movie...

by government_death_robot 2004-05-03 19:29:00 | 954 reads | 12 comments

government_death_robot's journal: Birthday to me.

Dear Linkswarm Members,

by government_death_robot 2004-05-12 18:08:00 | 1024 reads | 44 comments

government_death_robot's journal: HELLO!

Greetings! This is your long lost buddy government_death_robot!

by government_death_robot 2004-06-09 21:45:00 | 617 reads | 6 comments

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Tons Of Artsy Movies By Tons Of Artists

I recommend the Debord films.

by meepbox 2010-03-24 15:02:41 | 914 reads | 5 comments

More Free Books

13,660 eBooks, free

by IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil 2006-05-12 15:33:20 | 3270 reads | 4 comments

Master Lessons On How To Draw Animated Characters

Way cool knowledge/skill here.

by ragoo 2006-05-08 16:56:51 | 2470 reads | 2 comments

Unbelievable Pencil Artist

And creepy too.

by Lownotes 2006-04-10 15:13:14 | 6098 reads | 13 comments

Bouncing Breast Simulator

Beware: You might be here for hours watching the digital boobs go bouncy bouncy...

by freakbass 2006-03-01 15:53:44 | 3733 reads | 6 comments

How To Hack

Hack basics explained.

by meepbox 2006-02-14 15:23:26 | 2088 reads | 3 comments

Find The Song That's Driving You Nuts

tap the spacebar to the beat

by martinis00 2006-01-17 14:25:45 | 2498 reads | 2 comments

Visual Bits

The strange paintings of Joshua Camozzi Milligan

by jwalker 2006-01-15 01:24:03 | 1990 reads | 1 comment

Cool Snipey Game

lots of fun

by LORDKAHUNA 2006-01-12 23:36:39 | 1978 reads | 2 comments

Racist Cartoons

From yer friends at the White Aryan Resistance

by ragoo 2005-03-07 16:58:12 | 3490 reads | 34 comments

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LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You literally REFUSE+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
JohnLenin
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: meeping mods, man.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Typical,+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
pete56
LINK: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
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LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Changing my avatar+
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@tesco](http://www.+
BeachGoat
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BeachGoat
LINK: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
LINK: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
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dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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JohnLenin
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+
tesco
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tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
linkswarm
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bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Depression Part Two
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Interview With Charlie Watts
HOBO
LINK: Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government
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StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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