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Location: Uranus aka Seattle

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meepuall's journal: I hate xmas

meep! - I come home from a work trip from meep stuck at Ohare International for way too meep too long and see that a package has been delivered to me. So sue me for opening it before christmas but I could clearly tell the presents were cd's so why would I wait to check that out? meep it was a meep Celine Dion and Jordin Sparks cd from my Mom. I hate meeping Christmas! Not only do I need to go puke I have to call my Mom and thank her for a meeping Celine Dion and Jordin Sparks cd. Someone out there share a bad or good gift experience with me so I can get my mind off the fact that I now own a meeping Celine Dion and Joran Sparks cd!!!

by meepuall 2007-12-17 23:21:00 | 948 reads | 17 comments

meepuall's journal: My new cool as meep pet - Jaws

Ok I'm getting over xmas now and thank god almost all the xmas meep is gone from the stores. Could these meep stores at least get all the xmas meep out of our faces first before they put out the Valentines Day meep? Don't even get me started on that meeping holiday - meep Hallmark. Whew! I had to get that out before I talk about the cool as meep pet I just purchased yesterday. I just got divorced and moved into a sweet new place and there was an aquarium left there so I thought I should get a fish or two to put in it. I picked out 2 cool little fish called Oscars - they have little pissed off expressions on their faces and instantly fell in love with them. I get them home and do all the acclamation blah blah blah instructions the fish geek told me to do. They both seemed great, I went out last night and when I got home only the bigger Oscar was in the tank and he kept burping out a cloud of stuff. This fish is meeping cool, I'm going back to the store now that I have read about them online and purchase some assorted Mollys for his dining pleasure. I named him Jaws after one of my fav movies. Does anyone know how big this meeper will grow?

by meepuall 2008-01-06 12:17:00 | 688 reads | 16 comments

meepuall's journal: just puttin it out there

OK so I'm still a new meep around here and took a break from LS for a while due to almost meeping dying. My appendix ruptured and I was too meep stubborn to get to Dr in timely manner. I have a nursing degree so yes I'm a meep head. After 5 surgeries I am as close to normal as I'll ever be and well I'm back to enjoy this place and trying not to be such an evil female. After being sicker than ever I had time to see how hateful I have been lately. I definitely had my reasons to be that way due to bad meep in the past; I lost my daughter shortly after she was born and marriage went to meep. But! thanks to almost kicking the bucket I see that it can be different for me so whatever.... I'm trying. So I'm sorry if I have been evil to anyone here, OK there I said it. I will not apologize for any raunchiness or sarcasm - that I can't & won't change about myself. Additionally I still will not show meep.

by meepuall 2008-08-20 15:01:00 | 1130 reads | 20 comments

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Digital Camera Database

loads of data and the ability to compare multiple cameras statistics and image quality/characteristics

by nurglets 2009-01-26 22:29:02 | 1116 reads | comment

Tornado Videos

Some cool tornado vids here.

by Wotak 2009-01-01 23:48:14 | 152 reads | 2 comments

VERY Cool Art

LIKE I SAID it's cool.

by Regulator 2008-09-17 19:22:07 | 2156 reads | 5 comments

50 Best Comedy Sketches Of All Time

skews towards snl, and the old snl sketches are shockingly bad, but it has the state, kids in the hall, mr show...

by nocal 2008-04-12 18:14:11 | 2208 reads | 11 comments

Some People Click Their Cameras At Precisely The Right Moment

some neat shots... I think the descriptions are written in Farsi.

by PJP56 2008-02-18 02:22:15 | 2711 reads | 5 comments

Space And SciFi Art Stuffs

SPACEBONER

by freakmachine 2007-12-05 13:20:36 | 1136 reads | 1 comment

Tungurahua Erupts

Image from volcano in Ecuador.

by Danny_Inferno 2007-09-22 01:01:43 | 1236 reads | 3 comments

Musicovery

Like discovery, but with music.

by Tricky 2006-06-10 02:45:18 | 2535 reads | 1 comment

Really Big Rock Vids List

A whole buncha vids from a buncha folks

by PJP56 2006-02-07 14:32:36 | 1918 reads | 1 comment

Mars Attacks Cards

I wish I had these

by LORDKAHUNA 2005-12-27 13:23:59 | 2121 reads | 2 comments

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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
BeachGoat
on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+
spankerchi+
on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!
Crapalicio+
LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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