freakmachine's journal: Oral meep Etiquette

In light of the recent meep how-to, I feel it necessary to address the all to often ignored aspect of oral meep. I refer specifically to oral meep etiquette. For example, how does one respond with propriety when the lady you are performing meep on farts? ("That's ok babe, I usually make them meep!") Or how does a lady respond when the man she performs meep on has smelly poo streaks in his crack? ("I needed a mudpack on my fingers anyway, here let me put some on my face") What if your tongue ring gets stuck on a chick's meep ring? ("Mmrffltt wsrrnng pfllttt uhnrg")

by freakmachine 2004-06-28 06:57:00 | 949 reads | 11 comments

freakmachine's journal: heard on the radio this morning

Paul Anka's new album; he sings "Smells Like Teen Spirit," "Black Hole Sun," and "The Love Cats." All in Sinatra swingy lounge act style. I think Kurt ate his shotgun so he wouldn't have to hear this.

by freakmachine 2005-07-20 16:27:00 | 414 reads | 2 comments

freakmachine's journal: Why I like Garfield

Why do YOU like garfield?

by freakmachine 2005-07-20 17:20:00 | 409 reads | 4 comments

freakmachine's journal: inappropriate thoughts

Tonight I met a cute girl at a party. After a while, we are dancing close, looking each other in the eye, she is breathing through her nose and I can feel her breath gently on my face. The thought comes in "IS THAT WHAT THE INSIDE OF HER LUNGS SMELL LIKE?"

by freakmachine 2005-08-07 00:52:00 | 661 reads | 16 comments

freakmachine's journal: Homeless leg

So I was driving down the road recently and saw a homeless lady panhandling at an intersection. As I got closer to her, I noticed she was missing a leg. Her sign read "Please help. I am on my last leg."

by freakmachine 2005-10-24 12:44:00 | 642 reads | 11 comments

freakmachine's journal: Old peeple

Why do old people, while in a long line at the grocery store, pay for two items with a check? meep man, haven't you heard of cash? It works like magic in fifty out of fifty states, and doesn't require and ID.

by freakmachine 2005-11-07 12:50:00 | 540 reads | 18 comments

freakmachine's journal: Office Thanksgiving lunch

Somebody brought something labeled "Shrip fry rise." Oddly enough, it was the tastiest thing on the table. I'm still not sure what it was though.

by freakmachine 2005-11-17 14:31:00 | 563 reads | 18 comments

freakmachine's journal: Preying Mantis

I know someone who told me she lives in another body living on another planet in another galaxy. In that body, which is in the form of a preying mantis with an ovoid shaped soul, she looks after the general good of the earth and all it's inhabitants. She is not one of the bad "Greys" but rather their enemy.

by freakmachine 2006-02-23 14:38:00 | 702 reads | 18 comments

freakmachine's journal: meep it

After an encounter with hydroponic technology I go home to sit on my couch and play a few tunes through my stereo. As the guitar notes from my new "Tortoise" LP play emerge fitfully from my speakers, I feel the absolute appropriateness of this album as an adjunct to the effects of hydroponics. The sweet notes slowly fill my living room to the brim, lifting my couch up with them gently as the walls and floor disappear. Higher and higher we go, the only connection to the known world a faint echo of the stream of thoughts that normally fill my waking conciousness but which now have receded as before some great wind.

by freakmachine 2006-04-30 00:29:00 | 651 reads | 4 comments

freakmachine's journal: Living the meep Dream

Yesterday I entertained myself with the drawing app thingy in Kahuna's photoshop. At first I thought maybe only swarmers reading the journal had access to the drawing pad until I noticed that the many of the responses to my retarded pictures sounded like bored 8th graders in study hall. Hmmm.

by freakmachine 2006-05-16 12:09:00 | 551 reads | 6 comments

Forum: We had a good run. [LULZ JK]

Ok funny story, really, I'm at kind of a loss for words...

by LORDKAHUNA 2012-01-05 13:49:53 | 0 reads | 226 comments

The Search for Katsuhira's Tiger

Classical Japanese metalworker Ford Hallam attempts to recreate a missing sword guard. The result, and videos, are pretty unreal.

by mundhra 2011-01-13 13:43:56 | 520 reads | 38 comments

Lots And Lots Of Scifi And Fantasy Ebooks

No summary.

by saltpeter 2010-05-11 17:58:42 | 3401 reads | 70 comments

BBC-A History Of The World

An interactive historical journey. I got lost here for hours.

by dagwood 2010-01-24 19:25:02 | 1212 reads | 3 comments

meeploads Of Old Console Games Online -- Nintendo, Genesis, Etc

Also a meepload of movies and related.

by vasudeva 2010-01-14 19:12:32 | 2136 reads | 3 comments

Eye Candy

Play with the slide controls.

by Danny_Inferno 2009-10-19 02:14:57 | 2562 reads | 13 comments

10 Cutting Edge Folded Paper Artists

Maybe we could have an 'art' category.

by Danny_Inferno 2009-10-02 03:31:09 | 1465 reads | 3 comments

Hack N Mod

Site full of hacks, mods and diy projects.

by Danny_Inferno 2008-10-14 13:52:41 | 1999 reads | 3 comments

The Absolute Beginner's Guide To Programming On The Web

This is cool, maybe a newb like me can learn some meep.

by LORDKAHUNA 2008-08-15 05:57:03 | 2116 reads | 1 comment

100 Unbelievably Useful Reference Sites You've Never Heard Of

Well, I think we've all heard of some of them.

by Danny_Inferno 2008-07-11 14:46:38 | 2400 reads | 1 comment