freakmachine

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Occupation: Web Fcuko Extraordinaire

Interests: miscellaneous

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Faceplace is using you!

You will be raped by your own data.

Communities Against Terrorism

Potential Indicators of Terrorist Activities Related to Internet Cafe (.pdf)

New York Giants vs New England Patriots Live Streaming NFL Playoffs - Super Bowl

To get latest information and HD video TV link of LIVE NFL and other us football, college football, NCCA match You can enjoy all games on your Desktop/Laptop/Tablet pc, so never miss any match?

Rich meepbag adopts 42 year old girlfriend as his DAUGHTER to protect his fortune from family of man killed in DUI crash

So does that mean they are engaging in incest if they have meep now?

LSD and it's Lysergamide cousins

In the interest of providing information regarding science. PDF warning. SFW.

Bioluminescent signs

Researchers Create Living 'Neon Signs' Composed of Millions of Glowing Bacteria

Killer cannibal and Satan-worshipping vampire get engaged.

A normal marriage- made in meep.

freakmachine's journal: Oral meep Etiquette

In light of the recent meep how-to, I feel it necessary to address the all to often ignored aspect of oral meep. I refer specifically to oral meep etiquette. For example, how does one respond with propriety when the lady you are performing meep on farts? ("That's ok babe, I usually make them meep!") Or how does a lady respond when the man she performs meep on has smelly poo streaks in his crack? ("I needed a mudpack on my fingers anyway, here let me put some on my face") What if your tongue ring gets stuck on a chick's meep ring? ("Mmrffltt wsrrnng pfllttt uhnrg")

freakmachine's journal: heard on the radio this morning

Paul Anka's new album; he sings "Smells Like Teen Spirit," "Black Hole Sun," and "The Love Cats." All in Sinatra swingy lounge act style. I think Kurt ate his shotgun so he wouldn't have to hear this.

freakmachine's journal: Why I like Garfield

Why do YOU like garfield?

freakmachine's journal: inappropriate thoughts

Tonight I met a cute girl at a party. After a while, we are dancing close, looking each other in the eye, she is breathing through her nose and I can feel her breath gently on my face. The thought comes in "IS THAT WHAT THE INSIDE OF HER LUNGS SMELL LIKE?"

freakmachine's journal: Homeless leg

So I was driving down the road recently and saw a homeless lady panhandling at an intersection. As I got closer to her, I noticed she was missing a leg. Her sign read "Please help. I am on my last leg."

freakmachine's journal: Old peeple

Why do old people, while in a long line at the grocery store, pay for two items with a check? meep man, haven't you heard of cash? It works like magic in fifty out of fifty states, and doesn't require and ID.

freakmachine's journal: Office Thanksgiving lunch

Somebody brought something labeled "Shrip fry rise." Oddly enough, it was the tastiest thing on the table. I'm still not sure what it was though.

freakmachine's journal: Preying Mantis

I know someone who told me she lives in another body living on another planet in another galaxy. In that body, which is in the form of a preying mantis with an ovoid shaped soul, she looks after the general good of the earth and all it's inhabitants. She is not one of the bad "Greys" but rather their enemy.

freakmachine's journal: meep it

After an encounter with hydroponic technology I go home to sit on my couch and play a few tunes through my stereo. As the guitar notes from my new "Tortoise" LP play emerge fitfully from my speakers, I feel the absolute appropriateness of this album as an adjunct to the effects of hydroponics. The sweet notes slowly fill my living room to the brim, lifting my couch up with them gently as the walls and floor disappear. Higher and higher we go, the only connection to the known world a faint echo of the stream of thoughts that normally fill my waking conciousness but which now have receded as before some great wind.

freakmachine's journal: Living the meep Dream

Yesterday I entertained myself with the drawing app thingy in Kahuna's photoshop. At first I thought maybe only swarmers reading the journal had access to the drawing pad until I noticed that the many of the responses to my retarded pictures sounded like bored 8th graders in study hall. Hmmm.

Only registered Swarmers can send private messages.

Forum: We had a good run. [LULZ JK]

Ok funny story, really, I'm at kind of a loss for words...

The Search for Katsuhira's Tiger

Classical Japanese metalworker Ford Hallam attempts to recreate a missing sword guard. The result, and videos, are pretty unreal.

Lots And Lots Of Scifi And Fantasy Ebooks

No summary.

BBC-A History Of The World

An interactive historical journey. I got lost here for hours.

meeploads Of Old Console Games Online -- Nintendo, Genesis, Etc

Also a meepload of movies and related.

Eye Candy

Play with the slide controls.

10 Cutting Edge Folded Paper Artists

Maybe we could have an 'art' category.

Hack N Mod

Site full of hacks, mods and diy projects.

The Absolute Beginner's Guide To Programming On The Web

This is cool, maybe a newb like me can learn some meep.

100 Unbelievably Useful Reference Sites You've Never Heard Of

Well, I think we've all heard of some of them.

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Yes I am! (@ Bobacus)
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LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
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one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
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durpburpflurpslurp
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#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
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@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
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linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
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some characters do not work in this house
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I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
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It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
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bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
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The waves are LOUD tonight
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*sadface*
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Old reliable is with us no more.
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they're huge
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Well of course they do
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Giants win .
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hahahahaha
MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
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He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
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I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
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