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freakbass

Location: San Francisco

Occupation: sound designer

Interests: bass, binaural beat meditation, new age faggotry

Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. -K V

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Thing Stats
Total Things Swarmed: 434
Things Approved: 113
Approval Success Rating: .26
Rejection Bitterness Rating: .73
Total Comments: 828

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Recent Rads: 0
Total Rads: 0

Last 10 Things Swarmed
.: for OINKERS, cool Cake B-Sides album
.: Signs Of Water Seen Outside Our Solar System
.: The Sound Of Nerves
.: Psilocybin Relieves OCD?
.: Martin Nodell, Green Lantern Creator, Dead At 91
.: Was The US Spying On Princess Diana?
.: The Physics Of Olfaction
.: Cha Cha, The Search Engine With Live Assistance
.: The Cancer Breathalyzer
.: Another Russian Poisoned

New comments on Things freakbass has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. freakbass has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

freakbass's journal: Does the Sopranos suck now? I feel jaded

I realized sunday that I can no longer tell if the sopranos is a good show..

by freakbass 2006-04-04 19:32:00 | 1419 reads | 7 comments

freakbass's journal: Other Movies Like This?

I just saw "Me And You And Everyone We Know" and loved it.

by freakbass 2006-04-07 22:48:00 | 1075 reads | 30 comments

freakbass's journal: It's the Best show ever made..

Profound Awesomeness

by freakbass 2006-04-11 01:39:00 | 1308 reads | 37 comments

freakbass's journal: has anyone used gamesxcopy to backup PC games?

meep = me

by freakbass 2006-04-19 20:13:00 | 2328 reads | 35 comments

freakbass's journal: X3 Fizzle (CONTAINS MOVIE IMPRESSIONS!)

Egads...

by freakbass 2006-05-27 17:43:00 | 575 reads | 6 comments

freakbass's journal: UBERBAND

Here are some of my freak friends back in California who just got some stuff on youtube.

by freakbass 2006-06-02 22:08:00 | 577 reads | 12 comments

freakbass's journal: Motorcycles

Does anyone here ride?

by freakbass 2006-06-17 02:49:00 | 1545 reads | 23 comments

freakbass's journal: "You're Such A meep!"

WTF? Some young racist piece of meep sent my cool co-worker a message (on myspace) out of the blue calling him a meep and saying other stupid meep.

by freakbass 2006-06-23 20:15:00 | 1517 reads | 56 comments

freakbass's journal: Any ideas for 'strapless' bass stand?

I am thinking about commissioning a local artist to construct a no_strap /bodily contact bass stand for me of some kind. Any ideas? I play a very heavy (35+ pounds) six string custom alembic bass which is so heavy that it has actually tweaked my spine a bit over the past 10 years. I'm currently going to a badass chiropractor 3 times a week who is helping me correct it (insurance here pays for chiro, acupn, naturopaths) but in the mean time I am hoping to play hands off.

by freakbass 2006-07-09 03:47:00 | 547 reads | 7 comments

freakbass's journal: BUDDY RICH

HOLY meep

by freakbass 2006-09-05 01:44:00 | 583 reads | 9 comments

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Dog The Bounty Hunter Arrested By Federal Marshals

MSNBC has learned that U.S. officials have arrested TV reality star Duane 'Dog' Chapman and two family members in Hawaii for extradition to Mexico.

by freakbass 2006-09-14 23:19:27 | 3426 reads | 14 comments

Paper-Cut Sculptures

some crazy cut paper sculptures

by fl_projekt 2006-09-14 00:02:26 | 1906 reads | 11 comments

Bio Visions

Nive video explanations of what goes on at the cellular level.

by Lownotes 2006-09-10 07:12:37 | 1690 reads | 5 comments

Vader Sessions

Star Wars w/ James Earl Jones voiceovers from other movies. ELOHEL

by metatron 2006-07-17 21:26:52 | 2513 reads | 5 comments

3D World View

A fully customizable 3D globe with a wealth of socio-economic indicators for nations around the world.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2006-07-17 17:30:34 | 1760 reads | 1 comment

Rare Photos From North Korea

Stuff you're not going to see every day. Pretty neat.

by metatron 2006-06-15 15:33:49 | 6012 reads | 15 comments

The Incredible Sound-Mimicking Lyrebird

Lyrebirds' songs are composed of sounds they hear, including sounds from machines, such as a camera's shutter mechanism and film drive, a car alarm, and logging equipment.

by freakbass 2006-06-15 06:41:53 | 2119 reads | 5 comments

Los 80: meepload Of Links To 80s Music Videos

As eran las cosas... y as se las hemos linkado.

by vasudeva 2006-06-05 11:32:12 | 2574 reads | 9 comments

They Are Made Out Of Meat

'They are born meat, and they die meat'

by LORDKAHUNA 2006-06-04 00:02:02 | 2086 reads | 5 comments

Allyoucanupload.com: CNET's Free Image Upload Answer To Imageshack

Now, what about their image retention plans?

by vasudeva 2006-05-30 23:18:09 | 1745 reads | 6 comments

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linkswarm

queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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