Evildigitz

Location: South UK

Occupation: Code whoar for company in educational (LOL) market

Interests: Bass Guitar, punk and alternative music, films, hat'in goths, p'uters

<br><centre><b>- Multiskilled team member - <br> - Jack of all trades, expert at none - </b></center>
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  • Total Things Swarmed: 39
  • Things Approved: 5
  • Approval Success Rating: .12
  • Rejection Bitterness Rating: .87
  • Total Comments: 587
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New comments on Things Evildigitz has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. Evildigitz has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

Evildigitz's journal: No Go - U May DIE

London . . .

by Evildigitz 2004-10-29 10:46:00 | 407 reads | 10 comments

Evildigitz's journal: Peugeot Drivers

A little while ago, someone here posted about how pissed off he was at other peoples driving.

by Evildigitz 2004-11-19 04:54:00 | 383 reads | 14 comments

Evildigitz's journal: E-meep extension

My home machine sux0rz - its an old Fujitsu from -1999- I think (which is cool cause that makes it a party machine) but still, I need to upgrade like a gutter-hoar needs crack. So what do you all think of this for a next machine - AMD64 3Ghz 512mb 400ns ram - 100GB or so hard drive and some ATI Radeon 6000 thingy graphics card. Gonna run XP pro and VisualStudio .NET, PaintShop Pro for gfx fukery I think too. Gonna build it myself in a nice full tower case. That should do HalfLife 2 no probs shouldn't it?

by Evildigitz 2004-12-01 10:08:00 | 686 reads | 17 comments

Evildigitz's journal: America is at Significant Risk of Terrorist Attacks!

I just thought I'd take a look at here and aparently you are all at SIGNIFICANT RISK OF TERRORIST ATTACKS - yo.

by Evildigitz 2004-12-15 08:34:00 | 366 reads | 4 comments

Evildigitz's journal: online

Hi People,

by Evildigitz 2005-01-12 03:41:00 | 415 reads | 9 comments

Evildigitz's journal: RAD Points

Hey just noticed that my Rad points is like low - okay I know I dont post many links but - hey - I can change, but wasn't I supposed to get like a zillion rad points when I assended to Alpha, I have been didled by Mr Prescot again havn't I!

by Evildigitz 2005-01-12 14:39:00 | 458 reads | 11 comments

Evildigitz's journal: Iran rejects Mossad nuclear claim

Meanwhile Israeli Defence Minister Shaul Mofaz said Israel could not accept a nuclear-armed Iran but played down the possibility of air strikes.

by Evildigitz 2005-01-28 05:54:00 | 306 reads | 3 comments

Evildigitz's journal: I self undermined, err, myself

We have this new guy at work, so we're like - chatting - shooting the breeze - having'a'chin-wag (Not in a meepual way)

by Evildigitz 2005-02-08 12:45:00 | 311 reads | 4 comments

Evildigitz's journal: Guns and the uk

Here in the uk, we can't have guns - oh okay - we can have shot guns but we cant have those groovey 9mm's and hold'em like nigers shooting side on.

by Evildigitz 2005-03-08 07:22:00 | 544 reads | 20 comments

Evildigitz's journal: Your name's not on the list

My employers in their wisdom (and I think it was a wise move) blocked -YES- BLOCKED Linkswarm from access over the company net. I hadn't noticed due to a massive workload - then - last weak I tried to get me a little-linkswarm-lite relief only to find I was D-E-N-I-E-D! I have spent to much time on this site in the past to be sure, but still - it's a meeping travesty!

by Evildigitz 2005-06-29 09:15:00 | 537 reads | 14 comments

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The Noguchi Filing System

Disorganised? You won't be.

by Lefen 2005-10-14 01:47:07 | 1458 reads | 2 comments

Convert Pictures To Ascii Text

Converts Jpeg images 60 by 50 pixels to ascii text

by casmhar 2005-10-05 02:06:26 | 1309 reads | comment

How To Hack A Mouse

Hacking a Mouse for Encoders

by qwerty 2005-09-09 19:01:30 | 1766 reads | 7 comments

U.S. Invading Iran Only A Matter Of Time?

All the pieces seem to be falling into place

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-08-16 13:10:38 | 2350 reads | 29 comments

Last 50 Images Posted To Livejournal (Classic)

Very addictive - the last 50 images posted to livejournal. Potentially NSFW and a huge time waster.

by kroquefort 2005-07-28 13:34:11 | 2371 reads | comment

Los Alamos National Labs: Hyper-Linked Periodic Table Of Elements

Includes linked Data for each element

by casmhar 2005-07-20 04:22:58 | 1808 reads | 3 comments

DIY Sword

How to make cheap and effective war swords

by LORDKAHUNA 2005-07-15 04:35:04 | 2103 reads | 9 comments

The Official Rules To Shotgun

no word on the ever-obscure 14:37 rule...

by noahtron 2005-03-09 20:46:01 | 1982 reads | 4 comments

HijackThis Log Analyser: You Need This, Especially If You Don't Know What It Is

DO IT.

by vasudeva 2005-03-08 20:21:56 | 3329 reads | 7 comments

How To Fold A Shirt

...pretty self explanatory, i think...

by noahtron 2005-01-29 19:07:18 | 2000 reads | 8 comments

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Edits the most posts
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Comments on the most outdated posts ever
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Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
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Comment every day for a week
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Submits 50+ Violence Things
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Downvoted the most links in the queue
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Searches for links threads journals and users the most
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Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
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Obtains 10 Wallflowers
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Commented on 100 rejected links
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Submits 20+ Politics Things
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Comments the most in their own rejected things
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Comment 20+ times in one user's things in one week
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BeachGoat
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on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!
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LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
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BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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