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DrCube

Location: CT

Occupation: IT Guru and resident comedy journal writer

Interests: skateboarding, computers

"The standard is not perfection; the standard is the alternative."

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New comments on Things DrCube has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. DrCube has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

DrCube's journal: Hitler's Ghost

By some horrible miracle, all the meepons on the soda vending machine in the breakroom now dispense Diet Coke. People think the vending machine technician messed something up, but I think we all know the real reason for the malfunction.

by DrCube 2003-12-22 12:18:00 | 1463 reads | 16 comments

DrCube's journal: kung-fu mayhem

Today being an exceptionally dull day at work, with 90% of the floor gone on vacation, I shall subject myself into writing another journal entry. And since old NES games came up in topic over in #there, I shall base this one on said topic.

by DrCube 2003-12-22 12:45:00 | 587 reads | 1 comment

DrCube's journal: Leprechauns

I returned to work this morning after having all last week off to discover that something ate one of the Reese's Fastbreaks on my desk. My working theory right now is that it's either a mouse or a Leprechaun.

by DrCube 2003-12-29 08:21:00 | 517 reads | comment

DrCube's journal: Read this book now!

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by DrCube 2003-12-29 11:27:00 | 592 reads | 2 comments

DrCube's journal: I hate Mondays

The day is almost over. And if my boss leaves early as usual, it will be over even sooner. Today I've accomplished more than usual, mostly because I got the tip off from a co-worker that my boss has taken note of my excessive IRC chatting and AIM use. So today I have already repackaged Access97, Clearcase, and Factset. On top of that, I had to spend most of the morning emancipating the slaves to create a free America.

by DrCube 2003-12-29 13:05:00 | 557 reads | 2 comments

DrCube's journal: Ultimate Tribute to Chuck Norris

Today I want to pay tribute to the outstanding karate fueled power of Chuck Norris. So I will, in a little piece I've taken to calling Chuck Norris: What makes an American Hero? or What you talkin' bout' Walker?!

by DrCube 2003-12-29 13:26:00 | 620 reads | 1 comment

DrCube's journal: Happy New Year Nigers

Figure I would post some dribble in here before heading off to bed to get ready for work tomorrow after a nice 12 days of vacation. The new year is here, and I'd like to talk about making resolutions, but I'm basically perfect so that would be pointless.

by DrCube 2004-01-05 22:00:00 | 517 reads | comment

DrCube's journal: teh fuking cat

I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!

by DrCube 2004-01-06 22:10:00 | 626 reads | 1 comment

DrCube's journal: Austin 3:16

"For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth" John 3:16.

by DrCube 2004-01-07 09:31:00 | 513 reads | 1 comment

DrCube's journal: Wal-Mart Circus Extravaganza

When I lived in CT, going to Wal-Mart on the weekends almost become a ritual for me. However, it was only over this Christmas Break that I began to realize how many archetypes there are for Wal-Mart customers. I've decided in the interest of zoology to record my findings about some of the more interesting specimens that can be found at your local retail giant.

by DrCube 2004-01-08 07:01:00 | 750 reads | 5 comments

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Julius Zimmerman's Art

drawed meep

by Sachsenpaule 2004-06-14 17:23:31 | 12785 reads | 2 comments

Captain JeanLuc Picard Of The U.S.S. Enterprise

song about some star trek assbaby or something. as heard on http://picard.ytmnd.com

by DrCube 2004-05-06 12:49:08 | 2429 reads | 10 comments

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for NGAGE CRACK'D! and Anomoly Report: Space Craft+

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linkswarm

queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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