DrCube

Location: CT

Occupation: IT Guru and resident comedy journal writer

Interests: skateboarding, computers

"The standard is not perfection; the standard is the alternative."
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DrCube's journal: Hitler's Ghost

By some horrible miracle, all the meepons on the soda vending machine in the breakroom now dispense Diet Coke. People think the vending machine technician messed something up, but I think we all know the real reason for the malfunction.

DrCube's journal: kung-fu mayhem

Today being an exceptionally dull day at work, with 90% of the floor gone on vacation, I shall subject myself into writing another journal entry. And since old NES games came up in topic over in #there, I shall base this one on said topic.

DrCube's journal: Leprechauns

I returned to work this morning after having all last week off to discover that something ate one of the Reese's Fastbreaks on my desk. My working theory right now is that it's either a mouse or a Leprechaun.

DrCube's journal: Read this book now!

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DrCube's journal: I hate Mondays

The day is almost over. And if my boss leaves early as usual, it will be over even sooner. Today I've accomplished more than usual, mostly because I got the tip off from a co-worker that my boss has taken note of my excessive IRC chatting and AIM use. So today I have already repackaged Access97, Clearcase, and Factset. On top of that, I had to spend most of the morning emancipating the slaves to create a free America.

DrCube's journal: Ultimate Tribute to Chuck Norris

Today I want to pay tribute to the outstanding karate fueled power of Chuck Norris. So I will, in a little piece I've taken to calling Chuck Norris: What makes an American Hero? or What you talkin' bout' Walker?!

DrCube's journal: Happy New Year Nigers

Figure I would post some dribble in here before heading off to bed to get ready for work tomorrow after a nice 12 days of vacation. The new year is here, and I'd like to talk about making resolutions, but I'm basically perfect so that would be pointless.

DrCube's journal: teh fuking cat

I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!

DrCube's journal: Austin 3:16

"For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth" John 3:16.

DrCube's journal: Wal-Mart Circus Extravaganza

When I lived in CT, going to Wal-Mart on the weekends almost become a ritual for me. However, it was only over this Christmas Break that I began to realize how many archetypes there are for Wal-Mart customers. I've decided in the interest of zoology to record my findings about some of the more interesting specimens that can be found at your local retail giant.

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drawed meep

Captain JeanLuc Picard Of The U.S.S. Enterprise

song about some star trek assbaby or something. as heard on http://picard.ytmnd.com

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on Lizzie And Sarah: My GOD! How meeping+
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on LSD and it's Lysergamide cousins: Great information,+
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Yes I am! (@ Bobacus)
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@ImLeslieChow
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or twitter
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fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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*unitard tear*
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Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
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It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
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lawnmower accident?
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bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
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The waves are LOUD tonight
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*sadface*
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http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
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they're huge
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Well of course they do
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Giants win .
sunny77
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MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
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I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
MstrLance
He really screwed the pooch.
bobacus
Who meeped the dog this time?
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