dragonstaff

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of mans oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness" Galbraith.
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Forum: Chop this mutha for his Birthday

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by dragonstaff 2012-05-26 01:04:56 | 0 reads | 1 comment

MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

At last- no more pounding the meep out of the bottle.

by dragonstaff 2012-05-25 21:55:19 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident

Well, thats a lie, he was just hospitalized after being struck by car.

by LORDKAHUNA 2012-05-23 08:29:14 | 0 reads | 9 comments

Robin Gibb- DED

What the title says.

by dragonstaff 2012-05-21 14:39:42 | 0 reads | 4 comments

OctoMom's Porn Shoot 'She's a Natural'

So who is going to watch this? All of you.

by bobacus 2012-05-20 23:45:15 | 0 reads | 13 comments

dragonstaff's journal: The problems of being out of step with time

As an Australian on a site based in the USA, I find that I am Twelve hours or so behind you guys. ( This is being written at 10:33 pm on 08 /19/04 and I had to Think about the date 'cos we put the day first.) This delay means that my postings are usually put up after everyone else has got bored and quit for the work day so by the time they are seen ( US time) there are a whole lot of new things talk about.

by dragonstaff 2004-08-19 09:12:00 | 429 reads | 2 comments

dragonstaff's journal: Here we go again

Tommorrow is the third anniversary of the 9/11 terror attacks and we are in the middle of an election campaign. Both major parties here are saying that they will not campaign tommorrow but this strikes me as blatant hypocrisy- they are saying that they are so sensitive that they wont insult each other out of respect for people that their attitudes killed!

by dragonstaff 2004-09-10 08:11:00 | 423 reads | 12 comments

dragonstaff's journal: The Mathematics of Success

A couple of years ago someone sent me the following. I thought some people here may appreciate it.

by dragonstaff 2004-10-01 09:51:00 | 465 reads | 11 comments

dragonstaff's journal: Get me to the polls on time.

With all the talk lately about voter registration and the problems that go along with the system currently in place, I have come to the conclusion that our system of compulsory voting is the ONLY way to ensure that EVERY eligible voter has his or her say.

by dragonstaff 2004-11-06 06:49:00 | 414 reads | 4 comments

dragonstaff's journal: Moving

We have just put our house on the market. This flat-roofed Contemporary design house cost us $91,000 three and a half years ago and the agent tells us that we should be able to get $150,000 or more for it as a developement property. The block is big enough at just over one eighth of an acre, to get two "villa" style or two storey townhouses on or even a really good single home with a bit of backyard. Of course, it could also be renovated if someone wanted to put the time, effort, and most especially money into doing it

by dragonstaff 2004-11-08 06:49:00 | 702 reads | 11 comments

dragonstaff's journal: Smartarse Kid

Yesterday (Saturday) I banned my seven year old from his computer for a week because he was beating his cordless mouse on the desk 'cos it wasn't working properly.( He wasn't pointing it at it's receiver ). I did this to try to encourage him ( for the tenth time, I am not a total arsehole.) to show some respect for expensive equipment and to discourage the use of violence as an answer to frustration.

by dragonstaff 2004-11-13 20:06:00 | 499 reads | 13 comments

dragonstaff's journal: MERRY CHRISTMAS

Just a note to wish you all a very MERRY Christmas ( excapt those ( any? ) who don't drink) and I hope yours is as good as mine.

by dragonstaff 2004-12-24 01:14:00 | 682 reads | 7 comments

dragonstaff's journal: BUKAKE

Just finished watching the original 'Alien' on cable. When they kill the android it looks like the bukake scene of all time.

by dragonstaff 2005-01-03 07:03:00 | 662 reads | 4 comments

dragonstaff's journal: cya

Well, the big day is finally here. Friday is moving day. This means that the computers will be shut down, disconnected, and packed away tomorrow night ( thursday). They will probably be set-up again by Sunday night, but it will take a couple of weeks for the broadband to be connected at the new place, so I will have no internet access 'til then.

by dragonstaff 2005-01-26 08:04:00 | 617 reads | 27 comments

dragonstaff's journal: Concert Time

Just got home after the George Thorogood 30th Anniversary concert. Best concert I have been to in a long time. Two hours of great blues ( and plenty of bourbon ) ( hic).

by dragonstaff 2005-03-09 06:53:00 | 428 reads | 1 comment

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Forum: Spanky's Pic Place

A place of my own for photos, (since a certain swarmer won't pony up with the totties.)

by spankerchief 2012-05-07 09:53:15 | 0 reads | 40 comments

The Body on Somerton Beach

Weird murder cold case from 1948

by middle_age_man 2011-10-02 18:56:05 | 0 reads | 9 comments

Longform.org's Guide to Bank Heists

Five epic tales of elaborate schemes, desperate ploys, and lots and lots of cash.

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-05-31 08:26:19 | 0 reads | comment

Alone in the Wilderness

Classic film about a dude living off the land.

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-05-03 10:20:03 | 0 reads | 15 comments

Forum: u put pitcures here

No summary.

by nocal 2008-02-14 03:47:16 | 67159 reads | 1001 comments

How does Venice work?

Like a motherfuking cityboss, thats how!

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-04-05 11:24:14 | 533 reads | 2 comments

smitten kitchen

THIS meep IS FULL OF RECIPES!

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-04-01 11:58:45 | 722 reads | 3 comments

Forum: Spanky's Second Annual Toaster Build

Okay boys and girls. We're going back to the simple, easily defined contest.

by spankerchief 2011-03-10 14:47:11 | 1096 reads | 28 comments

spankerchief's journal: Project: Barbecue Trailer

__As you might have heard, I might have some ill-gotten gains coming thanks to some coworkers that feel like our lunch breaks weren't the best they could be.

by spankerchief 2011-03-19 19:31:16 | 1498 reads | 181 comments

spankerchief's journal: Katana Rebuild

Nerd weapon!!

by spankerchief 2011-02-19 16:10:14 | 1094 reads | 20 comments

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BeachGoat
on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+
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on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!
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LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
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queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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