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dent

Location: Colorado

Occupation: I is artist ans like to draws!!1

Interests: Graphics, guitars, Kenpo and what Kahuna likes.

"vasudeva: OH BLACKEST OF CUMS, I BESEECH THEE, STOP TICKLING MY TUMTUM!"

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New comments on Things dent has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. dent has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

dent's journal: Mr. Pedophile - I got you!

I am 16 years old. I am meepy, even though I had an abortion possibly a few hours ago. Most of the time I have some type of fecal matter oozing from my meep, or burst veins in my meep muscles. Sounds rather sick, does it not? Not if you're a sick piece of meep pedophile.

by dent 2005-01-17 10:31:00 | 827 reads | 11 comments

dent's journal: Why do i do this all the time?

Everytime I walk down my front porch, which consists of 5 stairs, I trick myself into thinking there are six stairs. I'm getting quite tired of this.

by dent 2005-05-17 00:35:00 | 628 reads | 4 comments

dent's journal: Scammed Hard

I had assumed there would have been piles of jokes within the walls of LS, for my stupidity - apparently not as of yet.

by dent 2005-09-30 21:47:00 | 14766 reads | 28 comments

dent's journal: I'm back, phuckers!

I've been away - and now I'm back.

by dent 2005-11-27 01:07:00 | 718 reads | 10 comments

dent's journal: Vector art on crack

I've had a few people ask me about some of the advanced vector style that I do. This piece took me about 18 hours (broken up within a a couple weeks). Everything is done in Illustrator freehand with a mouse, no Photoshop or paint programs.

by dent 2006-03-06 15:34:00 | 1581 reads | 47 comments

dent's journal: My video

A couple of weeks ago my buddy and I recorded an acoustic version of one of our songs. Well, here it is - you all know who I am in the vid.

by dent 2006-03-20 23:52:00 | 927 reads | 22 comments

dent's journal: 24

I'm amazed that no one has started a topic on this show. I watch it religiously, and can never get enough of it. Anyone else?

by dent 2006-03-29 16:31:00 | 1786 reads | 61 comments

dent's journal: Photoshop Quickies

Everyone here seems to love Photoshop. Post some of your tricks or tips here... I'll start

by dent 2006-04-06 17:46:00 | 912 reads | 10 comments

dent's journal: Stand-up or Ground?

I've been doing karate (Kenpo) for 6 long years. I've been teaching the art to others for 2 years. I've sparred hundreds of times, and I usually hold my own fairly well - although I did get kicked in the head once hard enough that I had to go to the hospital and get a catscan. I lost that match.

by dent 2006-05-15 23:30:00 | 662 reads | 20 comments

dent's journal: Forum Hassles

Jconserv, the meeping meeps who hosted my forum, deleted it off their server due to "illegal content". I had over 13,000 posts, 10,000 threads and tons of other meep that took 2 years to build. meeping meeps.

by dent 2006-06-10 23:06:00 | 833 reads | 12 comments

Only registered Swarmers can send private messages.

BEHOLD THE LIST.

PORN

by Regulator 2011-07-25 04:38:09 | 0 reads | 18 comments

Beaver Fever

Titty City- Check.

by dragonstaff 2011-04-25 09:00:45 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Titty City

You wanted more? Can you handle more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-30 08:50:49 | 135 reads | 8 comments

Free X-Rated Movies Sorted by Pornstar

A reliable gentleman's resource

by Crackalackin 2011-02-21 06:46:08 | 220 reads | 2 comments

TinEye Reverse Image Search

TinEye is a reverse image search engine. You can submit an image to TinEye to find out where it came from, how it is being used, if modified versions of the image exist, or to find higher resolution versions.

by godevillivedog 2011-02-22 09:02:27 | 446 reads | comment

Forum: Camphone Thread

Your photo will be posted to this thread under your username. In the future, if there's enough support for it, I'd like to figure out a way to let you control whether the photo gets posted to this thread, or a journal entry of your own. For now, this meep is goofy enough that I'm Keeping It Simple Stupid.

by vasudeva 2007-11-21 02:16:10 | 214738 reads | 7522 comments

Forum: New Put Pictures Here

Heather's Interests = heather (LOL)

by Heather 2010-12-19 18:50:57 | 12741 reads | 672 comments

Pornwall

You're welcome.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2011-01-10 11:07:52 | 287 reads | 6 comments

75 Sensational Examples Of Sci-Fi Illustration

This is just meeping awesome, I dig the spacemarine meep

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-01-05 09:20:07 | 582 reads | 3 comments

Awesome artwork by Gabriel Moreno

"Mi arte trae a todos los nios a Internet" ~~Gabriel Moreno

by Sredni 2011-01-04 14:54:21 | 505 reads | 2 comments

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linkswarm

queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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