coolhand77

Location: Little Rock AR

Occupation: Graphic Artist

Interests: Pool and drawing

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coolhand77's journal: Death in the workplace

So Thursday I was sitting at my desk at work when I hear one of my co-workers yell out "What the fuk dude, no!" and I look up to see him take off running. Another employee, his cousin, ran after him. They took off into the back of the shop. The rest of us who were around figured it was about to turn into a fist fight and took off after them to break it up. We work in an old dairy building, and it's a big one. The guys had a pretty good head start through the back of the shop so we ran through the front area into the print shop to cut them off. Just in time to see the guy who was doing the chasing shoot the other one. He got T in the arm and then in the back, and when T fell down, his cousin kept shooting and just emptied out on him. We tackled shooter and stuck him on the ground to wait for cops while others started grabbing t-shirts to try to stop the bleeding, although you could tell from looking at the back of his head he wasn't going to make it. He had a pulse for maybe 30 seconds and just died. I've worked with both of them for a little over 8 years and I considered both friends, although I was much closer with the one who died. We hung out outside of work all the time, and he was one of the most stand up guys in the world. He had everything going for him and just got it snuffed out. That was Thursday, this is Tuesday, and I still can't close my eyes without seeing/hearing this replay in my head. Have any swarmers had to deal with violence/death at work? How did you make the crazy stop and just get back to normal?

coolhand77's journal: Bittersweet days.

Part 1: Vic is my favorite bartender at my favorite bar. He's a little, old, short Irish guy that will knock the meep out of anyone who happens to be annoying him. He always has the best jokes, the best comebacks to any zing that gets thrown at him, he has the coolest accent in town, and everybody who goes to this bar considers him a really great friend.

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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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"It's a Boy!"
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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