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Clavis_Apocalypticae

Location: Chicagoland

Occupation: Capitalist

Interests: Not You

Enjoying my fucking iPad.

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.: Muammar Gaddafi Is Dead As Fried Chicken
.: R.E.M. Fucking Quits
.: 9/11: The Photographers' Stories

New comments on Things Clavis_Apocalypticae has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. Clavis_Apocalypticae has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Euro-Update

Having a swell time, au Francois. Unfortunately, the keyboard layout sux, so I'll keep it short. Paris has been a blast, Sacre Coeur is just about the most magnificent building evar. I'm banging this out on a public computer waiting for the rental car place to open. meep near teh whole city shuts down from 12 til 2 in the afternoon. We're getting a car to drive to Switzerland, via a meandering trip through the French countryside. The Champs Elyse is where I've spent a great deal of my time, sipping double esspresso, smoking, and just taking life at a Parissienne pace. Crystal may have to drag me home by my hair; I don't want to return to teh States.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2004-08-23 08:01:00 | 536 reads | 5 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: I'm BACK, Nigerz

Dass right...

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-04-24 14:10:00 | 685 reads | 16 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Fuk

Ok, I'm telling a story on myself before you meepmonkeys give me a giant ration of meep about it.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-05-08 22:49:00 | 578 reads | 6 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: The Insomniac Poet

people are getting excited

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-06-02 02:25:00 | 722 reads | 12 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Fire Strikes Too Close To Home

Saturday July 2nd, 2005, a fire ripped through the apartment building where my aunt and uncle lived. While their lives were spared, four were not. Their 31 year old neighbor and her 2 month old child were counted among the dead. The woman sucmeepbed to smoke and flames as she desperately tried to rescue her baby. Three firefighters were trapped briefly when they tried to rescue the woman and the baby. They were forced from the structure when the roof began to collapse. Faulty wiring is suspected as having caused this tragedy.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-07-03 16:27:00 | 1259 reads | 12 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: I Have Seen kHZ's Future; It Is BAD

For comparison:

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-07-17 22:28:00 | 648 reads | 11 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Best IRC Moment In Weeks

[11/15/2005 2:15 PM] <guitar_jon> pussypants

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-11-15 14:19:00 | 819 reads | 16 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Linkswarm Loses One Of It's Own

This morning at 4:30AM, Justin Thomas Mercier, Linkswarm User Valt, died of congestive heart failure. He was 22 years old. He was born with a heart defect, and received a heart transplant 6 years ago.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-12-25 13:33:00 | 1008 reads | 18 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Father's Day

Well here we are again; the day to celebrate our dads fuking our moms, or ourselves hitting some rad MILF snootch. Father's Day always fills me with mixed emotions; my father was a real meepsucker when I was a kid, but has gotten more mellow with age; my grandfathers, both of whom I adored, are both dead; and I myself am celebrating my 7th Father's Day, dad to the most beautiful and graceful child ever to utter the phrase "DAAD, I NEED HELP WIPING!!!".

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2006-06-18 22:07:00 | 774 reads | 19 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Fuking Moving

Is there a more soul-sucking activity in all of life? Even with the assistance of professional movers, the whole process is a real drag. Sure, I trust them to move the furniture, the appliances, and some of the electronics; but things like computers, the wine collection, the crystal and china, the stuff in the fridge, and our depraved collection of meep toys and such? No fuking way. So, there is still a ton of meep that we have to move ourselves.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2006-09-05 12:33:00 | 1145 reads | 9 comments

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Forum: We had a good run. [LULZ JK]

Ok funny story, really, I'm at kind of a loss for words...

by LORDKAHUNA 2012-01-05 13:49:53 | 0 reads | 226 comments

Louis vs. Rick

LouisTheCat: CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-11-03 14:53:43 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Forum: To Tell The Truth...

Post Truth here, tell us something you probably shouldn't:

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-06-30 10:52:20 | 0 reads | 74 comments

Forum: New Favorite Gif

No summary.

by HOBO 2005-11-30 00:18:49 | 159530 reads | 771 comments

meep

Need I say more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-28 22:22:42 | 173 reads | 9 comments

Forum: Camphone Thread

Your photo will be posted to this thread under your username. In the future, if there's enough support for it, I'd like to figure out a way to let you control whether the photo gets posted to this thread, or a journal entry of your own. For now, this meep is goofy enough that I'm Keeping It Simple Stupid.

by vasudeva 2007-11-21 02:16:10 | 214738 reads | 7522 comments

Anarchist Cookbook

Online version of a cherished classic

by ghostrider 2010-12-22 16:03:32 | 541 reads | 9 comments

Forum: Holy Mother of Carp, LinkSwarm 2.0 Is Live

Confused? Freaked out? Alive with pleasure? If you think you've found a bug, post to the LS 2.0 Bug Thread, or pop into IRC and see what's what.

by vasudeva 2010-12-16 13:24:17 | 10838 reads | 144 comments

Forum: Stuff what needs to added to this awesome new Linkswarm 2.0

who is online

by ghostrider 2010-12-16 20:06:05 | 9596 reads | 140 comments

Map Of Metal

Lays out a large amount of metal music sub genres, streaming examples of each one. m/

by GrapeApe 2010-12-09 13:17:23 | 1301 reads | 10 comments

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linkswarm

queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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