bobacus

Location: Fort Collins

Occupation: Student

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OctoMom's Porn Shoot 'She's a Natural'

So who is going to watch this? All of you.

bobacus's journal: Dear wannabe gangsta kids in my

Listen, I understand what you are going through. I was also fifteen at one time and struggled to feel like I fit in. I dressed the part too, just as you do today.I listened to the same mindless meep my friends did, while I was with them, just like you.I partied and broke the law as a kid, just like you,yet there are so many no-so -subtle differences.

bobacus's journal: My Bicycle, bicycle,bicycle.

<code>I live in a front range town in Northern Colorado, which is widely known as a big cycling town.They make Fat Tire here. the world record for cycling events by size is the Tour de Fat, put on by the local brewers. There are trails running all over the streets and countryside.<br /> Tow years ago, I had a concussion from a bad wreck. It was skull vs. pavement in a black ice wipeout that almost maimed me for good, and I haven't quite been the same since.<br /> After two years of almost constant sedentary living, I found the cycle that I can rehab my back and core strength with. The big problem is geometry for me.My new cycle(new to me) is an old Raleigh M40 trail bike. The reason I chose it was the upright riding position, which I can handle comfortably. I had been riding an old Trek MT 870, and it stretched me a little farther forward on my balance than I was comfy with, and consequently, I left it sitting.<br /> I had to put geezer handlebars , with a lot of rise to them, which I stripped off an old Lakewood comfort bike,and I am sitting just as upright in my cycle seat as I am now here at the PC.A couple of tweaks and a pair of road slicks, and I pulled off 20 miles in a little under 1:45.<br /> Does anyone know of an online resource that has advice for recovering from injury/getting started back up, and anyone up for a ride?<br /> <br /><br />

bobacus's journal: To the rich gal in the nice meep SUV.

Sorry you were so busy talking on the phone that you nearly drove over my moms subcompact as I made the turn into the alley by the dollar store,a place I'm sure you don't know a thing about, but which is integral to my finances.

bobacus's journal: My psycho kid. PT 1

Yesterday was the first time that I realized that my kidmeeped son was not only trying to destroy me, he is also going to try to get me meep raped.He attacked a teacher in the latest episode,and was charged with a real misdemeanor.

bobacus's journal: kid Pt 2 now with imageshack attempt.

We sat in the first bench seat so he could watch. No more than 20 minutes later, meepface jr started fidgeting to the point that the judge stopped what she was doing mid-sentence, and ordered him up to the place where prisoners have to sit when they come in in chains, and she assigned him an attendant from juvenile services to make sure he sat up straight and payed attention.

bobacus's journal: Asshammered in court by meep judge.

Greetings, friends and otherwise....

bobacus's journal: Happy F werd day mothermeepers.

I would like to take the chance to say happy fathers day to all the dads and single moms ( I get mothers day cards from some of my kids )

bobacus's journal: Back from the Psycho Tank

Hi kids!

bobacus's journal: Farewell, NasTard, you bore me.

Hey dude,

bobacus's journal: Sanuk Footwear. I'm jumping your gun.

Useless footwear you will probably eat when you run out of food.Footwear Footwear Footwear.Football.Lickball.Kickball Footwear. Get them while they suck!

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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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