barch97's journal: what's a journal?

well? what teh meep is it?

by barch97 2004-03-09 11:12:00 | 515 reads | 8 comments

barch97's journal: Finally... What you've all been waiting for.

teh barch is meeping pissed. :x

by barch97 2004-06-29 12:56:00 | 432 reads | comment

barch97's journal: and, it gets worser...

this morning on my way in to work the traffic was heavy as usual. this meep nut in a Vaughn trucking of Perth Amboy, NJ tandem dump truck was apparently in a BIG meeping hurry. he's going about 60 in the right lane and I'm about to pass him at about 75 in the left lane. when he flips on his left turn signal and shoots over into the lane ahead of me missing my front bumper by mere inches. I jam on my brakes so hard that my tires screech. just as I'm regaining control of my truck a rock flies out of the meep nut's dump truck and collides with my windshield about 4 inches left of center and about 1/2 way up leaving a chipped/clacked/shattered circle a little larger than a quarter.

by barch97 2004-06-29 12:59:00 | 434 reads | comment

barch97's journal: and, to make matters worser still...

as I'm sure most of you will recall, teh family barch moved into a new home a little more than seven months ago. we've been slowly but steadily working on remodeling the joint. we've reached the point where we're ready to replace the carpet in the living room and dining room. so, we've been shopping. checking out the variety of options available in this regard. but, we really haven't focused in on one particular style, color, material, etc. we've really got a clean slate here. an excellent opportunity for a carpet professional to mold a perfect customer.

by barch97 2004-06-29 12:59:00 | 533 reads | 6 comments

barch97's journal: goddam lowes cashier/meep made me MAD

A few weeks ago... teh mrs barch and I were enjoying some frosty beverages on our new dual recliner swing thing in our backyard... I went inside to pee and get another bottle of beer... upon my return trip I forgot that I had closed the sliding screen door... as it was dark outside and light inside... I couldn't see it very well either. so, of course I stepped into the screen... hitting it with my foot, head and the hand holding the new full and chilled beer bottle. This rather abrupt impact knocked the top and bottom wheels out of the track on the strike side but the other two stayed in place. this stretched the screen substantially but didn't quite rip it out of the frame. I was able to get the wheels back on the tracks and all was good but, then a few days later... jr realized that he could lean into the screen and kinda sit in it like a hammock. so, it wouldn't be long.

by barch97 2004-07-19 14:00:00 | 618 reads | 6 comments

barch97's journal: ok ok ok... here's a shorter one.

I just had truly the most incredibly pleasurable experience at a fast food joint EVAR. first of all teh angus is the best goddam FF hamburger on the planet. don't even try to argue. I'll just yell at you and use very foul language and make you cry.

by barch97 2004-07-19 17:12:00 | 628 reads | 8 comments

barch97's journal: mothermeeper

I had a minor run in with one of my office mates this morning. the meepnut that fancies himself a computer genius. it all kinda started about three years ago when I told him "don't buy that printer. it's an over priced piece of meep." and he waited until I was on vacation and bought it. ever since, it's been nothing but trouble. mostly because he only prints about one page every six months and the ink cartridges dry up. and of course every time it happens, it's a complete meeping surprise to him and it's entirely my fault.

by barch97 2004-07-29 08:55:00 | 756 reads | 12 comments

barch97's journal: Pimpin' my wheel barrow

I'm way too proud of my macguyver like skillz to keep this one to myself.

by barch97 2004-10-30 12:05:00 | 477 reads | 17 comments

barch97's journal: I hate banks

Why the meep is there a "date" field on a check? Apparently my bank is willing cash a check regardless of the date entered. So, why bother entering one?

by barch97 2004-12-22 09:52:00 | 542 reads | 7 comments

barch97's journal: Office Fashion?

When my shirts come back from the cleaner they typically have all meepons unmeeponed except for the one at the color (I assume to keep it from falling off the hanger). The little meepons that hold down the collar tabs, the remaining meepons down the front, the cuffs and the focus of this journal entry, the other cuff meepon up near the forearm are all left unmeeponed. I'm pretty sure that the cleaner folks unmeepon all of these meepons to make ironing the shirt easier and more efficient and for that I have no complaint. The issue arises after I put the shirt on and meepon all the meepons. I ALWAYS meepon ALL of the meepons.

by barch97 2005-01-13 12:59:00 | 595 reads | 18 comments

McCain's Tongue Jut -- What's Going On There?

First half of the clip looks mostly like somebody licking their lips but there is definitely some kind of tic or nervous habit in there. I'm not entirely sure it works to his disadvantage, either.

by vasudeva 2008-10-01 14:32:36 | 1233 reads | 1 comment

I Love Egg

Egg egg egg!!

by qwerty 2004-12-14 22:03:43 | 1679 reads | 8 comments