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azron123

Location: Sussex, NJ, USA

Occupation: Tinker, Tailor, Beggarman, Thief

If you give a man a fire you keep him warm for one night. If you set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

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azron123's journal: My very first Nigerian scammer to play with

I just got this this morning. Jesus this chick sounds pitiful. She rweally twisted my heartstrings in a knot.

by azron123 2003-03-22 11:33:00 | 552 reads | 4 comments

azron123's journal: Nigerian Scam Update #1

The Idiot Carp Is Playing With The Bait

by azron123 2003-03-23 06:28:00 | 381 reads | comment

azron123's journal: A new Scammer. That's 2 in less than a week

Jesus, Where are these people comming from. This ones not as pitiful as the last but sounds even stupider.

by azron123 2003-03-24 07:11:00 | 378 reads | comment

azron123's journal: Those Zaney Africans: Scammer#1- Update#2

The Lady from the dark continent is getting worried that I'm not hooked so she sent me a note and picture to encourage me to get my meep moving. I'm going to write back to her this afternoon. When I'm done with her I'll be an irresistable taeget but she may begin to suspect that I have an adgenda of my own.

by azron123 2003-03-25 04:14:00 | 355 reads | 1 comment

azron123's journal: The Crazy Chicks picture

Here's a link to African Terry's Picture. If it's really her she's pretty hot.

by azron123 2003-03-25 16:39:00 | 482 reads | 4 comments

azron123's journal: Those Zaney Africans: Scammer#1- Update#3

This is my latest leter to wild and crazy Terry. I'm trying to make myself an irresistable target while at the same time make her begin to wonder if I have plans of my own for her and her invisible megabucks

by azron123 2003-03-25 19:28:00 | 348 reads | comment

azron123's journal: Those Zaney Africans: Scammer#1- Update#4

I can't believe this woman. She replied within about 3 hours. I had been thinking that I might have overplayed my hand but I guess she's just too stupid to see the obvious. Now I'll let her hang for a few days while I figure out how best to up the ante.

by azron123 2003-03-26 00:41:00 | 327 reads | comment

azron123's journal: Those Zaney Africans: Scammer#1- Update#5

This is my latest letter to Crazy Terry. As you can see I've upped the Stakes.

by azron123 2003-03-30 11:15:00 | 389 reads | 2 comments

azron123's journal: Those Zaney Africans: Scammer#1- Update#6

Crazy Terry has once again demonstrated an appalling lack of ability to read between the lines. She doesn't have a clue that I'm planning to kill her for her immaginary money. She seems open to the idea of marriage but really wants me to focus on her money.

by azron123 2003-03-31 04:32:00 | 416 reads | 2 comments

azron123's journal: My place got trashed

Seems as if the past week or so has been sheer meep for just about everybody. What the meep is up with that?

by azron123 2003-10-27 16:02:00 | 916 reads | 22 comments

Only registered Swarmers can send private messages.

Turn Gmail Into Your Personal Nerve Center

Recommended by 4 out of 5 patients who chew gum.

by vasudeva 2007-02-26 18:17:19 | 1869 reads | comment

Physics Links

Great resource site

by casmhar 2007-02-15 07:56:27 | 1931 reads | 3 comments

Dangerously Fun

Provides instructions for creating various physical devices, many of which are dangerous.

by fl_projekt 2007-02-01 20:30:23 | 3244 reads | 7 comments

Cats Cradle Anyone?

Tips and diagrams

by dragonstaff 2007-01-19 22:31:43 | 1884 reads | 2 comments

The Results Of Every Mythbusters Test

A companion guide to supplement your viewing pleasure.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2007-01-08 18:06:15 | 2500 reads | 6 comments

The Definitive BIOS Optimization Guide

meep ain't kidding either.

by vasudeva 2007-01-04 17:49:06 | 3283 reads | 6 comments

The Dumbest Idea For A Search Engine Ever

... ask for her phone number

by trickbear 2006-10-18 11:40:08 | 2854 reads | 16 comments

Improve Memory Usage In Firefox

I think the title is an apt description.

by Danny_Inferno 2006-10-17 19:58:45 | 373 reads | 3 comments

Not Found Any Clown Porn Yet

so have some Claudia O

by andrew748 2006-10-14 06:36:44 | 437 reads | 3 comments

Lots Of Boobies

A large gallery of nudes.

by JohnLenin 2006-10-13 15:38:39 | 4389 reads | 14 comments

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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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