anothermonkeyenslaved

Location: Colorado

Occupation: Personal Care Assistant Public Partnerships LLC

Interests: most everything

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anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: stupidity of meep parents

for the last couple of months i've been watching my roomates kid for rent, and i swear, these are the people who should have been executed at meeping birth, every day i wake up with the kid, (he's two,) they are home every god meep morning, and can't wake up with their own kid, i feed him, change him, bathe him, i meeping raise this meep kid, and they have the nerve to say i don't do a good job, the mother has had four kids before and they were all taken away, she is pregnant with this meeps' kid, this man thinks a two year old needs to learn how to wrestle, and escape a choke hold, he throws the kid around, he's an all around idiot and the mom just ignores it, they are both on the meep computer all day, the dude plays wow so much he bought the keyboard and lets the kid run around eating cotton, now, i'm no expert on childcare, i will admit, but i know better than to give a two year old koolaid and oreos for lunch, cheezpuffs for dinner or breakfast, and let him run around in only a diaper screaming and shoving meep in his mouth, then they let some fat meep with her morbidly obese 8 month old son move in and sleep on their couch, this woman doesn't watch her kid either, i had to save the kid from choking on a piece of cereal not two days after she moves in, she spends all night groping her new bf on the couch, this meep is ridiculous

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: mental mindmeeps and homeless kids

I feel the need to vomit some of the meep thats been going on in my life, things that have been weighing me down and driving me to foolish thoughts and actions.

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: Trying this new thing called helping people

So, I'm working on a project for random acts called hope to haiti. Misha Collins, and Matt Cohen, along with the random acts team are taking forty people to Haiti to build a community center and fishing pond, to feed, educate, and house homeless and orphaned children in Jacmel Haiti. The forty people they take however, need to raise 5,000 dollars, so anyone who is willing please, please, go to crowdrise.com/ajphelps

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: I haven't been properly insulted in a while, i think i need a fix.

What to talk about... I think first on my list is that I'm ecstatic to be back in the security of linkswarms freak nasty arms.

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: Mexico blade

Just my purdy lil knife

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: Challenge: Video Game Porn

I was recently asked to draw some video game porn, using silent hill characters, easy, resident evil characters, also easy, and halo characters, not as easy.

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: Psychology 101- a swarmers insight?

I've been wanting the join the navy now for about a year and a half, i started to lose the weight i needed to be rid of until the woman i so foolishly let control me because i loved her, told me to stop if i wanted to marry her.

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: meep this.

I babysit. I watch heathens. Take care of em'. feed em, change em', make sure they don't hurt themselves. I do this for my 'sister', a woman who my real sister worked with.

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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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