anothermonkeyenslaved

Location: Colorado

Occupation: Personal Care Assistant Public Partnerships LLC

Interests: most everything

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anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: stupidity of meep parents

for the last couple of months i've been watching my roomates kid for rent, and i swear, these are the people who should have been executed at meeping birth, every day i wake up with the kid, (he's two,) they are home every god meep morning, and can't wake up with their own kid, i feed him, change him, bathe him, i meeping raise this meep kid, and they have the nerve to say i don't do a good job, the mother has had four kids before and they were all taken away, she is pregnant with this meeps' kid, this man thinks a two year old needs to learn how to wrestle, and escape a choke hold, he throws the kid around, he's an all around idiot and the mom just ignores it, they are both on the meep computer all day, the dude plays wow so much he bought the keyboard and lets the kid run around eating cotton, now, i'm no expert on childcare, i will admit, but i know better than to give a two year old koolaid and oreos for lunch, cheezpuffs for dinner or breakfast, and let him run around in only a diaper screaming and shoving meep in his mouth, then they let some fat meep with her morbidly obese 8 month old son move in and sleep on their couch, this woman doesn't watch her kid either, i had to save the kid from choking on a piece of cereal not two days after she moves in, she spends all night groping her new bf on the couch, this meep is ridiculous

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: mental mindmeeps and homeless kids

I feel the need to vomit some of the meep thats been going on in my life, things that have been weighing me down and driving me to foolish thoughts and actions.

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: Trying this new thing called helping people

So, I'm working on a project for random acts called hope to haiti. Misha Collins, and Matt Cohen, along with the random acts team are taking forty people to Haiti to build a community center and fishing pond, to feed, educate, and house homeless and orphaned children in Jacmel Haiti. The forty people they take however, need to raise 5,000 dollars, so anyone who is willing please, please, go to crowdrise.com/ajphelps

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: I haven't been properly insulted in a while, i think i need a fix.

What to talk about... I think first on my list is that I'm ecstatic to be back in the security of linkswarms freak nasty arms.

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: Mexico blade

Just my purdy lil knife

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: Challenge: Video Game Porn

I was recently asked to draw some video game porn, using silent hill characters, easy, resident evil characters, also easy, and halo characters, not as easy.

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: Psychology 101- a swarmers insight?

I've been wanting the join the navy now for about a year and a half, i started to lose the weight i needed to be rid of until the woman i so foolishly let control me because i loved her, told me to stop if i wanted to marry her.

anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: meep this.

I babysit. I watch heathens. Take care of em'. feed em, change em', make sure they don't hurt themselves. I do this for my 'sister', a woman who my real sister worked with.

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Comments on the most outdated posts ever
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Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
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Comment every day for a week
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Submits 50+ Violence Things
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Downvoted the most links in the queue
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Searches for links threads journals and users the most
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Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
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Obtains 10 Wallflowers
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Commented on 100 rejected links
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Submits 20+ Politics Things
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Comments the most in their own rejected things
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Kimmel Shares Maude's meep
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
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BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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linkswarm
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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