Wrecker

Location: Massachusetts

Occupation: Systems Administration

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vasudeva 01-12-2009, 02:07 am> Now I'm jealous of something Wrecker did, and that means it's time to die.
New comments on Things Wrecker has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. Wrecker has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

Wrecker's journal: Who am I?

I live in Massachusetts now, but i am originally from Oklahoma. I dropped out of High School in the 11th grade and joined the Navy.

Wrecker's journal: My Signature: "Grab hold of the humpstick"

Kids really are awesome, I cannot stress that point enough.

Wrecker's journal: The Seabat

Pranks in the military are (or were) commonplace when I was serving. Back when I was onboard the USS Caron (DD-970) pranks were a vital part of life that kept you from flat out losing it.

Wrecker's journal: The Sea Monster

During my tour on the USS Caron, part of my time was spent serving as the division Damage Control Petty Officer. As the DCPO it was my responsibility to make sure that all the fire stations, battle lanterns, CO2 bottles, and Air/Water tight doors were working and properly maintained.

Wrecker's journal: Ragheads and Porn

During my first six month deployment, (Operation Desert Shield/Storm '91) after we had departed the Persian Gulf, we spent a considerable amount of time patrolling the Northern Red Sea near the Gulfs of Aqaba and Suez. During that time I had the opportunity to visit Hurghada, Egypt something like 7 times.

Wrecker's journal: Lies and meep in Ft. Lauderdale

In my last year serving on the USS Caron, we pulled into Ft. Lauderdale, FL for Broward Navy Days. I have no idea what the meep Broward Navy Days is, because to me it just seemed like another port visit. But we were there and a good time was had by all.

Wrecker's journal: What Have I learned?

In the three months since I have joined LS, I have learned the following (in no particular order):

Wrecker's journal: 25 years

I was going to post this a couple of weeks ago but then wolfer posted his very similar journal and I didn't want to take attention away from him.

Wrecker's journal: A toy from my past...

I had the toy in this video. This is by far the most meeped up toy ever conceived.

Wrecker's journal: Fired

I got fired today.

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More meep From Tumblr

From cute to meep-fulls.

World War II Today: Follow The War As It Happened

More fodder for war obsessed Americans. This time in cool photographic nom nom nom.

Classic Horror Short Stories - The Greatest Horror Story Collection

Old swarmed link has moved and died

Junior General Military Paper Miniatures

Waste time at work making little paper soldiers.

Bookmark Bliss: The Developer Cheat Sheet Compilation | Bookmark

meepload of developer meeps.

Tech Cheat Sheets

Programming cheat sheets and quick ref guides

The CIA World Factbook

World facts.

How To Make A Secret Hollow Book

Hide yr internet hate machine here.

Dangerously Fun

Provides instructions for creating various physical devices, many of which are dangerous.

Find Open Source Alternatives

Find open source software alternatives to well-known commercial software

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I knew I could get a rise out of you.
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By a state or two.
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I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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We called them meep Floss.
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i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
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