Wotak

Location: Detroit-ish

Interests: Eating your liver

"Has had his post-modern iPutz run over by the MEEPCORE wagon." - Clavis_Apocalypticae
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Wotak's journal: Hi-ya swarmers...

Just thought I'd kick off this journal thing. I submitted my first link to the swarm today and saw that it was posted.

by Wotak 2005-05-27 13:10:00 | 781 reads | 8 comments

Wotak's journal: Wow

The swarm slammed my site after it hosted a link to one of my videos.

by Wotak 2005-05-29 14:23:00 | 788 reads | 13 comments

Wotak's journal: I just leveled up meepes!

As soon as I sent the payment, my meep grew THREE INCHES LONGER!

by Wotak 2005-05-30 12:34:00 | 836 reads | 9 comments

Wotak's journal: High meep High meep!

Well, the long weekend is over. Back to work I go.

by Wotak 2005-05-31 04:37:00 | 666 reads | 8 comments

Wotak's journal: Captain Retardo

In a fit of severe retardedness, while doing a bit of work on my site, I hosed the damned template.

by Wotak 2005-06-01 04:15:00 | 663 reads | 5 comments

Wotak's journal: Finally back in action...

After destroying my web site, I have managed to get it to rise from the ashes.

by Wotak 2005-06-11 17:15:00 | 616 reads | 8 comments

Wotak's journal: My morning meep.

Today I discovered that It's possible to post a very interesting entry to my LS Journal while I take my regular morning dump.

by Wotak 2005-06-15 04:41:00 | 768 reads | 9 comments

Wotak's journal: MJ Blues...

California: The child-abuse trial has left Michael Jackson a changed man. According to defense lawyer Thomas Mesereau, the pop star will never again share his bed with children as it makes him vulnerable to false charges.

by Wotak 2005-06-16 04:31:00 | 747 reads | 9 comments

Wotak's journal: Fat meeping Lazy meep.

No summary.

by Wotak 2005-06-18 04:41:00 | 3670 reads | 51 comments

Wotak's journal: Wah, my job sucks, wha!

I am an R&D, Pre-Production, Process Engineer in an auto parts manufacturing facility. We make interior parts for Chrysler, Ford, Mitsubishi, Suburu, Mercedes, etc, etc...

by Wotak 2005-06-23 06:05:00 | 834 reads | 10 comments

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The Search for Katsuhira's Tiger

Classical Japanese metalworker Ford Hallam attempts to recreate a missing sword guard. The result, and videos, are pretty unreal.

by mundhra 2011-01-13 13:43:56 | 520 reads | 38 comments

picassoswoman's photosets on Flickr

A number of good vintage photo sets

by middle_age_man 2010-12-21 13:33:10 | 483 reads | 2 comments

Plan 28: Building Charles Babbage's Analytical Engine

Old technology, but still technology.

by dragonstaff 2010-11-19 11:58:27 | 625 reads | 5 comments

Tilt Shift Van Gogh

A slideshow of 16 awesome photomanipulations based on some of Van Gogh's most moving and powerful paintings.

by JohnLenin 2010-09-22 15:06:07 | 1154 reads | 5 comments

Never Mind The Bullets - Neat Comicbook Interface

Literally a neat comic book interface.

by vasudeva 2010-09-21 20:36:28 | 1038 reads | 1 comment

Vintage (Rare) Color Photos

A gaggle of photos from the early 40's that show some beautiful Americana in vivid color.

by dent 2010-08-04 21:20:16 | 1424 reads | 8 comments

Google Chrome W/ HTML5 Experiments

These experiments were created by designers and programmers from around the world using the latest open standards, including HTML5, Canvas, SVG, and more.

by saltpeter 2010-07-13 19:33:02 | 905 reads | 2 comments

Schund & Schmutz: meepload of Cool Quasi-porn Pics

Cool pics for you.

by Wotak 2010-06-06 15:33:39 | 1815 reads | 21 comments

Lots And Lots Of Scifi And Fantasy Ebooks

No summary.

by saltpeter 2010-05-11 17:58:42 | 3401 reads | 70 comments

6 Feminine Nethers Re-alignments

Floral arrangement for the pinkly inclined.

by pete56 2010-02-03 20:16:05 | 3728 reads | 6 comments

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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
BeachGoat
on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+
spankerchi+
on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!
Crapalicio+
LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
dragonstaf+
LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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