Uart

Location: Decatur, GA

Occupation: Law Student

Interests: Being a jackass. Computers. Boobies.

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  • Total Things Swarmed: 276
  • Things Approved: 71
  • Approval Success Rating: .25
  • Rejection Bitterness Rating: .74
  • Total Comments: 4681
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  • Total Rads: 0
New comments on Things Uart has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. Uart has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

Uart's journal: Why do I have this?

Why do I have a journal on teh LinkSwarm?

by Uart 2005-03-20 19:16:00 | 777 reads | 19 comments

Uart's journal: asdfslkjasdex

I think Villanova is going to win the WHOLE meep THING. I am right because God inspired me to write this (it works in the Red states anyway...)

by Uart 2005-03-23 15:15:00 | 445 reads | 11 comments

Uart's journal: Things to do

I'm really bored. How should I keep busy?

by Uart 2005-03-28 09:32:00 | 465 reads | 12 comments

Uart's journal: Click Here for Beans on Toast

How to get your beans on toast:

by Uart 2005-04-06 10:48:00 | 364 reads | 6 comments

Uart's journal: If Ratzinger is Pope I Won't Ever Get Laid Again.

Look at his cute little hat... its soo adorable.

by Uart 2005-04-13 18:00:00 | 353 reads | 2 comments

Uart's journal: I'm allergic to studying

I'm meeped, because my brain won't allow me to do the reading that I needed to do all semester for my Literature course. I've got a week and a day or so to do it, and the momentum to allow this remains to be seen. I'm meeped.

by Uart 2005-04-19 16:02:00 | 577 reads | 20 comments

Uart's journal: Yankees

They have superhuman levitation abilities:

by Uart 2005-04-24 11:53:00 | 473 reads | 6 comments

Uart's journal: Boobies

To the swarm, I provide this:

by Uart 2005-04-27 20:31:00 | 841 reads | 21 comments

Uart's journal: Teh Best Thing Evar

Linkswarm is all boring due to everyone being cool and drinking beer out in the real world', so I am posting a little something to entertain us all.

by Uart 2005-05-01 17:14:00 | 451 reads | 6 comments

Uart's journal: UK ELECTIONS

Everyone here has an opinion in the US politics, but what of UK politics? They're the other country that went to Iraq, and they are holding elections tomorrow, May 5th. So, what does the swarm think of this? For the uneducated, I present you the candidates:

by Uart 2005-05-04 17:43:00 | 386 reads | 8 comments

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Climate Warming Is Naturally Caused And Shows No Human Influence

Carbon dioxide (CO2) is not a pollutant.

by LOki 2007-12-12 21:26:15 | 430 reads | 20 comments

Por Qu No Te Callas?

King Juan Carlos I of Spain tells Hugo Chvez 'Why don't you shut up' in one of the most retarded diplomatic exchanges to not involve George Bush.

by Uart 2007-11-19 23:18:26 | 320 reads | 3 comments

650+ NES Games For Your Browser

Contra time.

by r0b0c0p 2007-11-02 14:44:38 | 2859 reads | 4 comments

Google Earth's Built-In Flight Simulator

That's one Easter egg that's hatched and learned to fly!

by Crackalackin 2007-09-02 10:03:07 | 1441 reads | 10 comments

Ron Paul Google Interview

Great Libertarian stuff.

by Slex 2007-07-16 03:37:39 | 1111 reads | 1 comment

IAFF's Giuliani Domeepentary

Why isn't this getting as much MSM coverage as the swiftboat vets?

by barch97 2007-07-14 23:02:32 | 1256 reads | 1 comment

The Cleanest Prostitutes In The World

The fact that they have no symptoms of AIDS is not so amazing, since HIV can lie dormant in the body for many years before it begins its deadly work. What is surprising is that the virus cannot be found in these women at all; it apparently cannot establis

by vasudeva 2007-06-27 14:20:05 | 2426 reads | comment

OJ: If I Did It Leaked

muahahahahah

by sugarslim 2007-06-20 15:02:26 | 2269 reads | 2 comments

Free Webdivx Movies

This is actually really cool, now stfu and let me watch Commando.

by LORDKAHUNA 2007-06-19 12:31:15 | 2072 reads | comment

Stevie Wonder Playing The Talk Box

This mothermeep was the grooviest dude ever!

by LORDKAHUNA 2007-06-04 13:16:38 | 1285 reads | 4 comments

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Commented on 100 rejected links
LOCKED: Aryan
Most use of racial slurs in comments
LOCKED: Bruce Lee
Submits 20+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Camphone Thread Artiste
Posts 50 times to the Camphone Thread
LOCKED: Cutter
Creates more than 5 new Journals a month
LOCKED: Chief Surgeon
Edits the most posts
LOCKED: Corpsefucker
Comments on the most outdated posts ever
LOCKED: Decider
Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
LOCKED: Dittohead
Gets scooped the most
LOCKED: Swarm Employee
Comment every day for a week
LOCKED: Genghis Khan
Submits 50+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Grumpiest Alpha
Downvoted the most links in the queue
LOCKED: Hugh Hefner
Most Sexual submitter
LOCKED: Inspector Gadget
Searches for links threads journals and users the most
LOCKED: Jackoff Planner
Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
LOCKED: Juggernaut
Most rejected things total
LOCKED: Late To The Party
Obtains 10 Wallflowers
LOCKED: Party Candidate
Submits 20+ Politics Things
LOCKED: Playboy
Submits 20+ Sexual Things
LOCKED: Petitioner
Comments the most in their own rejected things
LOCKED: Predator
Comment 20+ times in one user's things in one week
LOCKED: Quentin Tarantino
Submits 20+ Film/Television and 20+ Violence things
LOCKED: Rantasaurus Rex
10+ comments exceeding 1000 words
LOCKED: Renegade Alpha
Votes to delete the most links in the Queue
LOCKED: Repeating Myself
#1 Submitter of the most stuff from a single domain
LOCKED: Senator
Most Political submitter
LOCKED: Serial Killer
Clipswarms the most Violence links
LOCKED: Space Invaders
Submits 10+ Video Game and 10+ Science things
LOCKED: Stalker
Comment 10+ times in the same user's journal in one week
LOCKED: Syndicate Hustler
Has had their things ClipSwarmed 10 times
LOCKED: Syndicate Boss
Has had their things ClipSwarmed 25 times
LOCKED: Syndicate Overlord
Has had their things ClipSwarmed the most
LOCKED: Wallflower
Late as hell to a thread (already has 30+ comments)
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Idiot.+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I know, this is+
bobacus
LINK: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Kimmel Shares Maude's meep
Heather
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: In before the+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You literally REFUSE+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
JohnLenin
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: meeping mods, man.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Typical,+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
pete56
LINK: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Changing my avatar+
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@tesco](http://www.+
BeachGoat
on French theme park with giant mechanical animals: Nice video of the+
BeachGoat
LINK: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
LINK: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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