Uart

Location: Decatur, GA

Occupation: Law Student

Interests: Being a jackass. Computers. Boobies.

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  • Total Things Swarmed: 276
  • Things Approved: 71
  • Approval Success Rating: .25
  • Rejection Bitterness Rating: .74
  • Total Comments: 4680
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  • Total Rads: 0
New comments on Things Uart has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. Uart has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

Uart's journal: Why do I have this?

Why do I have a journal on teh LinkSwarm?

Uart's journal: asdfslkjasdex

I think Villanova is going to win the WHOLE meep THING. I am right because God inspired me to write this (it works in the Red states anyway...)

Uart's journal: Things to do

I'm really bored. How should I keep busy?

Uart's journal: Click Here for Beans on Toast

How to get your beans on toast:

Uart's journal: If Ratzinger is Pope I Won't Ever Get Laid Again.

Look at his cute little hat... its soo adorable.

Uart's journal: I'm allergic to studying

I'm meeped, because my brain won't allow me to do the reading that I needed to do all semester for my Literature course. I've got a week and a day or so to do it, and the momentum to allow this remains to be seen. I'm meeped.

Uart's journal: Yankees

They have superhuman levitation abilities:

Uart's journal: Boobies

To the swarm, I provide this:

Uart's journal: Teh Best Thing Evar

Linkswarm is all boring due to everyone being cool and drinking beer out in the real world', so I am posting a little something to entertain us all.

Uart's journal: UK ELECTIONS

Everyone here has an opinion in the US politics, but what of UK politics? They're the other country that went to Iraq, and they are holding elections tomorrow, May 5th. So, what does the swarm think of this? For the uneducated, I present you the candidates:

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Climate Warming Is Naturally Caused And Shows No Human Influence

Carbon dioxide (CO2) is not a pollutant.

Por Qu No Te Callas?

King Juan Carlos I of Spain tells Hugo Chvez 'Why don't you shut up' in one of the most retarded diplomatic exchanges to not involve George Bush.

650+ NES Games For Your Browser

Contra time.

Google Earth's Built-In Flight Simulator

That's one Easter egg that's hatched and learned to fly!

Ron Paul Google Interview

Great Libertarian stuff.

IAFF's Giuliani Domeepentary

Why isn't this getting as much MSM coverage as the swiftboat vets?

The Cleanest Prostitutes In The World

The fact that they have no symptoms of AIDS is not so amazing, since HIV can lie dormant in the body for many years before it begins its deadly work. What is surprising is that the virus cannot be found in these women at all; it apparently cannot establis

OJ: If I Did It Leaked

muahahahahah

Free Webdivx Movies

This is actually really cool, now stfu and let me watch Commando.

Stevie Wonder Playing The Talk Box

This mothermeep was the grooviest dude ever!

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Commented on 100 rejected links
LOCKED: Aryan
Most use of racial slurs in comments
LOCKED: Bruce Lee
Submits 20+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Camphone Thread Artiste
Posts 50 times to the Camphone Thread
LOCKED: Cutter
Creates more than 5 new Journals a month
LOCKED: Chief Surgeon
Edits the most posts
LOCKED: Corpsefucker
Comments on the most outdated posts ever
LOCKED: Decider
Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
LOCKED: Dittohead
Gets scooped the most
LOCKED: Swarm Employee
Comment every day for a week
LOCKED: Genghis Khan
Submits 50+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Grumpiest Alpha
Downvoted the most links in the queue
LOCKED: Hugh Hefner
Most Sexual submitter
LOCKED: Inspector Gadget
Searches for links threads journals and users the most
LOCKED: Jackoff Planner
Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
LOCKED: Juggernaut
Most rejected things total
LOCKED: Late To The Party
Obtains 10 Wallflowers
LOCKED: Party Candidate
Submits 20+ Politics Things
LOCKED: Playboy
Submits 20+ Sexual Things
LOCKED: Petitioner
Comments the most in their own rejected things
LOCKED: Predator
Comment 20+ times in one user's things in one week
LOCKED: Quentin Tarantino
Submits 20+ Film/Television and 20+ Violence things
LOCKED: Rantasaurus Rex
10+ comments exceeding 1000 words
LOCKED: Renegade Alpha
Votes to delete the most links in the Queue
LOCKED: Repeating Myself
#1 Submitter of the most stuff from a single domain
LOCKED: Senator
Most Political submitter
LOCKED: Serial Killer
Clipswarms the most Violence links
LOCKED: Space Invaders
Submits 10+ Video Game and 10+ Science things
LOCKED: Stalker
Comment 10+ times in the same user's journal in one week
LOCKED: Syndicate Hustler
Has had their things ClipSwarmed 10 times
LOCKED: Syndicate Boss
Has had their things ClipSwarmed 25 times
LOCKED: Syndicate Overlord
Has had their things ClipSwarmed the most
LOCKED: Wallflower
Late as hell to a thread (already has 30+ comments)
Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
BigDinWaun+
sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BigDinWaun+
durpburpflurpslurp
linkswarm
queue: New link: Literally Unbelievable
sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
spankerchi+
on A Day Made of Glass: I once knew a+
Dismas
on Communities Against Terrorism: After reading this I+
BigDinWaun+
on Faceplace is using you!: I only got free+
freakmachi+
on Faceplace is using you!: If you robo-visit+
freakmachi+
MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Yard waste powering your home
Danny_Infe+
bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
BeachGoat
The waves are LOUD tonight
linkswarm
queue: New link: Faceplace is using you!
GooberMcNu+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: I'll take a pill.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans
BeachGoat
on A Day Made of Glass: Don't go all+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: Democracy is+
saltpeter
*sadface*
linkswarm
queue: New link: Lizzie And Sarah
godevilliv+
Old reliable is with us no more.
godevilliv+
http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
saltpeter
they're huge
saltpeter
Well of course they do
dragonstaf+
Giants win .
sunny77
hahahahaha
MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
spankerchi+
I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
MstrLance
He really screwed the pooch.
bobacus
Who meeped the dog this time?
BigDinWaun+
BigDinWaun+
on Communities Against Terrorism: meep... I drive 25+
BigDinWaun+
MstrLance
There are plenty of other fish in the sea, so why meep a dog?
hoyaguru
on meat: That looks like the+
JohnLenin
don't listen to pete. meeping a dog, pet or not, is illegal and sort of gross.
pete56
Stick to a pet dog and porn. Less angst.
spankerchi+
Another miserable, untrustworthy, issue-laden meep of a girlfriend disposed of. Drinks are on me.
MstrLance
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
Salvo
MstrLance
on Communities Against Terrorism: Just the beer for+
BeachGoat
on Communities Against Terrorism: We're only coming+
spankerchi+
on Communities Against Terrorism: I have information+
graycube
LINK: meat
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