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Vermont Police Emblem: Find the Pig

Vermont inmates hide pig in official police car decal.

by StartRecordingNow 2012-02-04 23:18:14 | 0 reads | 2 comments

StartRecordingNow's journal: I'm Dumb. I admit it.

Can someone help me out here? Im not sure but i think my company's segment leader just opened either a coffee shop or a massage parlor.

by StartRecordingNow 2010-01-14 16:32:00 | 1113 reads | 5 comments

StartRecordingNow's journal: Date Night

We go out to a bar for a date night. It's a bar we've never been to. Maybe its far away from home. Maybe we're in another city - you wear a skirt, no underwear. We have a plan.

by StartRecordingNow 2011-02-10 08:15:13 | 1938 reads | 28 comments

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Titty City

You wanted more? Can you handle more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-30 08:50:49 | 135 reads | 8 comments

All Trek

Yes that is correct, all Trek

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-03-09 09:42:19 | 670 reads | 5 comments

Forum: New Put Pictures Here

Heather's Interests = heather (LOL)

by Heather 2010-12-19 18:50:57 | 12741 reads | 487 comments

Pornwall

You're welcome.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2011-01-10 11:07:52 | 287 reads | 6 comments

Mitoza

Time wasting awesomeness. You just have to experience it

by witty_screen_name 2011-02-18 19:00:07 | 818 reads | 4 comments

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MstrLance
http://s.linkswarm.com/textwars/2012/02/slicer.jpg
MstrLance
I believe it shows Cosmo Kramer operating a meat-slicer as Jerry Seinfeld looks on. Kramer looks to be also punching Jerry, or possibly demonstrating a feigned lack of fingers.
spankerchi+
'cause if it's just random meep, I'm breaking out the My Little Pony porn for payback.
spankerchi+
I don't recognize the episode. Is this topical?
MstrLance
At least it wasn't 'Friends.'
spankerchi+
Not sure if angry...?
spankerchi+
Thanks for the new hat Bob. Not to sound dumb, but what am I looking at?
linkswarm
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bobacus
on Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College: meeps, the lot o+
bobacus
But I love you,man.
dragonstaf+
oh, OK Bob.
HOBO
The radical he rants
Dismas
LINK: "Poster Couple' For meep Rights in California is Divorcing
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on Lizzie And Sarah: if you like this,+
bobacus
textwarred spankerchief until 2012-02-16 14:41:54
bobacus
I meant some Other Dave, Dave.
MstrLance
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on Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College: I have actually+
LORDKAHUNA
on If You See Something, Film Something: meep the police, in+
Dismas
on Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College: shippensburg is in+
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on Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College: So, my costs to+
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on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
Crapalicio+
on If You See Something, Film Something: alternatively, you+
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Salvo
LINK: If You See Something, Film Something
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on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
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on Lizzie And Sarah: My GOD! How meeping+
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Dismas
LINK: Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College
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on LSD and it's Lysergamide cousins: Great information,+
dragonstaf+
Yes I am! (@ Bobacus)
linkswarm
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queue: New link: "Poster Couple' For meep Rights in California is Divorcing
linkswarm
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bobacus
Daves not here.
GrapeApe
LINK: Literally Unbelievable
Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
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sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
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linkswarm
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sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
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Dismas
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Dismas
on Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans: That will teach them+
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on Faceplace is using you!: I only got free+
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on Faceplace is using you!: If you robo-visit+
godevilliv+
LINK: Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans
freakmachi+
LINK: Faceplace is using you!
pete56
LINK: Yard waste powering your home
MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
linkswarm
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LINK: Lizzie And Sarah
bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
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