SlitStorm

Opera-Euro-Fag is fucking your ex.
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SlitStorm's journal: Tourette's Bridezilla

Of my 4 siblings, only 2 have Tourette's Syndrome.

by SlitStorm 2004-08-19 09:13:00 | 1146 reads | 5 comments

SlitStorm's journal: Marriage

We all do things that may or may not be socio-biological. For example, when a man is away from his mate for an extended period of time, (or a time out of the ordinary habits of their coupling) his body will create ejaculate with more sperm than normal. Scientists think this to be a defensive effort against other sperm that may have entered his partner in his absence. This is a logical conclusion, but doesn't make it absolutely correct.

by SlitStorm 2004-09-14 14:10:00 | 627 reads | 24 comments

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KEGGERS OF YORE

Where the party was at.

by LORDKAHUNA 2009-06-08 02:22:32 | 1462 reads | 5 comments

Li Wei Photography (Read Descriptions Of Work)

Sample: 003-01: 'I, naked, was covered with green paint all over. I rode on a motorcycle over another naked person (partner). During the ride, there was a kind of competition-the competition between the tangible and intangible. ''

by magicchex 2008-12-06 22:19:00 | 1378 reads | 1 comment

The Eyeballing Game

Test your geometry skillz.

by Danny_Inferno 2008-10-08 18:45:27 | 1770 reads | 17 comments

The Ink Tank: Best Editorial Cartoons Of The Week

Some of these are great.

by vasudeva 2008-09-30 16:15:17 | 1240 reads | 3 comments

Archive Of Old Time Radio Shows

'Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?'

by MstrLance 2008-08-27 15:28:23 | 996 reads | 3 comments

Corn Fed Venison - It Looked Good On Paper!

That deer EXPLODED.

by trickbear 2008-05-31 17:17:48 | 1709 reads | 11 comments

DrawerGeeks!

'We are a bunch of colleagues who every week propose a character, concept or idea to be drawn. In this Blog we share the results of our exercise.'

by LORDKAHUNA 2008-05-29 15:39:38 | 1270 reads | 1 comment

Brutal NY: '65/'95

crime, addiction, death

by nocal 2008-05-28 16:14:49 | 1583 reads | 2 comments

How Far Can Your Car Go Once The Fuel Light Comes On?

Help solve a mystery that has puzzled mankind for years...

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2008-05-08 17:58:41 | 1783 reads | 1 comment

Free Yale Courses Online

Astronomy, English, Philosophy, Physics, Political Science, Psychology, Religious Studies: a full set of class lectures produced in high-quality video, syllabi, suggested readings, and problem sets.

by vasudeva 2007-12-14 17:29:54 | 1655 reads | 11 comments

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Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
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Submits 50+ Violence Things
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Downvoted the most links in the queue
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Searches for links threads journals and users the most
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Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
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Obtains 10 Wallflowers
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Commented on 100 rejected links
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Submits 20+ Politics Things
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Comments the most in their own rejected things
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Comment 20+ times in one user's things in one week
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10+ comments exceeding 1000 words
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on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
Crapalicio+
on If You See Something, Film Something: alternatively, you+
spankerchi+
on New Put Pictures Here: I'm taking some+
Salvo
LINK: If You See Something, Film Something
dragonstaf+
on Lizzie And Sarah: [@hoyaguru](http://w+
dragonstaf+
on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
hoyaguru
on Lizzie And Sarah: My GOD! How meeping+
pete56
on Literally Unbelievable: Just...wow....
spankerchi+
on New Put Pictures Here: Three four pound+
Dismas
LINK: Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College
godevilliv+
on Arizona State Lawmaker Proposes State Holiday For Whitebreds: http://www.youtube.c+
linkswarm
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queue: New link: OSOMBIE ! Bin Laden's back from the dead
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on LSD and it's Lysergamide cousins: Great information,+
dragonstaf+
Yes I am! (@ Bobacus)
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linkswarm
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bobacus
Daves not here.
GrapeApe
LINK: Literally Unbelievable
Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: Trying to beckon+
sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
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durpburpflurpslurp
linkswarm
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sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
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on A Day Made of Glass: I once knew a+
Dismas
on Communities Against Terrorism: After reading this I+
Dismas
on Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans: That will teach them+
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on Faceplace is using you!: I only got free+
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on Faceplace is using you!: If you robo-visit+
godevilliv+
LINK: Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans
freakmachi+
LINK: Faceplace is using you!
pete56
LINK: Yard waste powering your home
MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
linkswarm
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Danny_Infe+
LINK: Lizzie And Sarah
bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
on Man swallows dentures during hooker meep and dies: he deserves it for+
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
BeachGoat
The waves are LOUD tonight
linkswarm
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on Teenagers Should Read Smutty , Raunchy Novels: When I was 13+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: I'll take a pill.
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
on A Day Made of Glass: Don't go all+
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on A Day Made of Glass: Democracy is+
saltpeter
*sadface*
linkswarm
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godevilliv+
Old reliable is with us no more.
godevilliv+
http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
saltpeter
they're huge
saltpeter
Well of course they do
dragonstaf+
Giants win .
sunny77
hahahahaha
MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
spankerchi+
I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
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