shitbox

Occupation: Cynic

Interests: Law, people, animals, booty.

"I just saw a kid snap a ghetto popsicle off of a trunk bumper and get his snak on." LK via Twitter- 6:07 AM Jan 24th, 2009
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meepbox's journal: meeped(a review of how far weve come)

Interesting....a friend told my to check out the madness unfolding here on a daily basis. Should be fun...

meepbox's journal: Warm welcome

Ahhh, that welcome was sweet! Whats up with all the immature homomeepual banter? Talkin like meepin 13 yearolds in a meep ed class. FUN!! Whats your Favorite PILL?

meepbox's journal: Roomate Drama

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meepbox's journal: Puginess

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meepbox's journal: meep Roomate

Just a ROOMATE DRAMA update. Faith, the unfaithful girlfriend, finally broke it off with Brandon(yeah, real names 'cause its fun). She finally said that its time for them to see other people. I told him weeks ago that I suspected she was doing so and he listened but didnt take any of the advice I spewed forth. He is now moving back in with his parents....who happen to live in meeping Guam. SO that leaves me splitting my 1600 a month rent and utilities with 4 people instead of 5. Ouchie! There is an upside...when meepface gets on his plane and leaves the US...he leaves me with my beautiful girlfriend and two other decent looking, well behaved, female roomates. Ive come to the conclusion that Brandon is the most passive person on the face of this planet. He sold his two cars, one of which a 67 mustang with a big meep turbocharged 5.0 in it. All because this meep didnt want to date him any more. Ive told him he needs to start living for himself but as soon as he heads home his psyco and phsychiatric mother will have him in a co-dependent choke hold...but thats ok because he likes it that way.

meepbox's journal: meep Roomate II

So my meep roomate named Brandon is getting on a plane at six this morning(Weds) so we thought we'd have a few people over to kinda "celebrate" in his honor. He sat on the couch and then went downstairs like a beatin dog would have. GOOD meepING RIDDIANCE!!

meepbox's journal: MY BUNNY

OMG...im retarded

meepbox's journal: 28 days later (actually 31)

Just got out of a self imposed rehabilitation. A little fatty liver(early chirrosis), fatty spleen(fat on the spleen, duh), and a killer ulcer. meep it feels good to be sober. Just thought id say a quick "meep you and its good to be back"

meepbox's journal: Sober Shhmober

So as i get used to myself and my feelings while doing this "soberiety" thing,

meepbox's journal: Why Mtv sucks

First off...Mtv stands for music television.

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Visualization Of U.S. Debt

Oh well.

Forum: Linkswarm's West Coast Drunken Meandering, (Mild)Debauchery & Family Barbecue Aug 12, 13 & 14th

Time to pull our collective meep out of our Wal-Mart desk chairs and get a little meepin' SUNLIGHT.

Forum: New Favorite Gif

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Photoshop meepbox On His Happy Special Day At Disneyland

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The Anthropology of Garbage

It is estimated that more than half a million immigrants attempt to cross the border in southern Arizona each year. This controversial migration movement has become one of America's great political flashpoints, dividing communities and political parties. But while this phenomenon is often debated and argued about, the process of migration has attracted little rigorous academic attention.That is something De Leon hopes to change through his Undomeepented Migration Project (UMP). Launched in November of 2009 at the UW, the UMP uses the disciplines of ethnography and archaeology to better understand the complex social, political and economic systems that revolve around the undomeepented migration movement.

Check If A Website Is Down For Everyone Or Just You

Maybe it is just your meepty AT&T internets.

NOAA: Past Decade Warmest On Record According To Scientists In 48 Countries

More than 300 scientists from 160 research groups in 48 countries contributed to the report, which confirms that the past decade was the warmest on record and that the Earth has been growing warmer over the last 50 years.

Hagakure: The Way Of The Samurai

Wisdom from 1709

Make An AK-47 Receiver

Because the receiver is the registered part that constitues the 'gun' when you make your own and fail to register it big brother is clueless which can come in handy in disasters like Katrina, when registered weapons are confiscated.

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linkswarm
queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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